My aunt is very good at catching ghosts but she is very silly.

Chapter 4 Stretching Legs and Staring at Pills

Buzz buzz buzz~

Just hearing that cry is enough to make one's scalp tingle.

"What is going on?" Zhang Mingde saw this strange scene and did not associate it with sooner or later.

"Go...go?" Zhang Ruoxing looked at the wasp flying away and said vaguely.

At this time, after being attacked by a swarm of wasps, his entire face was swollen into a pig's head, and his two lips turned into sausage mouths in an instant. His original appearance was completely unrecognizable, and it was now difficult for him to even speak.

"Hahahahahaha..."

A laughter like a silver bell suddenly burst out.

Zhang Ruoxing's resentful eyes immediately followed the voice and looked towards Wanwan. He opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but when he moved a little, his whole face felt painful, numb and extremely itchy.

"Hiss~" Zhang Ruoxing covered his face and groaned in pain.

Not far away, a hornet's nest bigger than a basketball was lying less than one meter away from him.

buzzing...

A few more wasps flew out of the nest. Zhang Ruoxing was frightened by these things. He crawled back a few steps reflexively. Only when he saw them flying away with his own eyes did he let out a heavy sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Zhang Mingde twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, then pointed at the hornet's nest on the ground and asked, "Don't tell me that you took out this hornet's nest."

Zhang Ruoxing's eyes flickered, "I...I didn't know this was a hornet's nest!"

If he had known earlier, how could he have climbed the tree to get this thing?

He was lying on the ground to rest when he suddenly found a big ball made of mud on the tree. The surface was shaped like circles and circles. It looked strangely beautiful, so he wanted to pick it off to see what it was. thing.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhang Ruoxing climbed up the tree and picked it off, a swarm of wasps that had been disturbed by him flew out of the nest one after another.

When a dense swarm of wasps surrounded him, Zhang Ruoxing was dumbfounded. After throwing away the wasp nest, he began to drive away the wasps that were surrounding him. As a result, he lost his footing and fell directly from the tree. fell down.

When he fell down, his knee happened to hit a small stone. Zhang Ruoxing felt a sharp sting at that time. When he looked carefully, he saw that a large area of ​​his white trousers had been soaked in blood.

"Blood...why is there so much blood...could my leg be broken?" Zhang Ruoxing made a whimpering sound.

Zhang Mingde looked at his idiot son and his eyelids twitched with anger, "You are so powerful, why don't you just go up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"

Someone's hornet's nest is hanging on a tree, and he goes to pick it out for someone else. Isn't this just being mean?

He's grown so big that he doesn't even recognize a hornet's nest. Who in the world can be stupider than him?

"Hahahahahaha..."

Then another burst of laughter broke out.

Sooner or later, she would burst into tears while holding her belly in her hands. She realized that sooner or later, she would be laughed to death by the father and son. It was so funny.

"Don't... stop laughing, everyone is already like this." Zhang Ruoxing said, covering his sausage mouth.

He struggled to speak every word, and ended up enduring ridicule and scolding.

No more love, woo woo...

Sooner or later, I saw him sitting pitifully on the ground, so I had to take out a pill that was dark and not very round, and said, "Come on, open your mouth!"

Zhang Ruoxing saw that the thing she handed to him looked very much like the leg-stretching pills that Living Buddha Jigong rubbed off his body, and then he shook his head, reluctant to open his mouth.

Who knows where she dug something out and rubbed it out with her hands?

Whoever wants to eat can eat it, but he won’t eat it anyway.

"Eating this can detoxify the wasp." This pill was the first batch of elixirs that she made on her own in the world of immortality. Although it didn't look good, its efficacy was of the highest quality.

If you smell it carefully, you can still smell a strange fragrance it emits.

Although the venom of this swarm of wasps is not fatal, the stung area will be painful, numb, and itchy, and can make people dizzy and even cause vomiting.

Zhang Ruoxing tactically leaned back, disgusted with the pill, "I won't take it."

"You really don't eat?"

"Don't eat!"

"That's okay!" Sooner or later, he gave up the advice and simply took the elixir back.

People don't believe her and don't want to eat. What can she do?

I had reminded him long ago that he would suffer a bloody disaster today, but he just didn't believe it. Now he was stung by a wasp and turned into a pig's head. He was unwilling to take the elixir given to him.

Then let him suffer!

Anyway, she wasn't the one who got stung.

It hurts him to death! !

"Can you still get up? Is your leg really broken?" Zhang Mingde asked with concern, frowning.

He would scold him, but this brat was his son after all, and he couldn't leave him alone.

Zhang Ruoxing tried to move the injured leg, and then replied vaguely, "It hurts, but I should be able to get up."

"The leg should not be broken." Zhang Mingde knelt down and helped him pull out the poisonous needles left by the wasp on his face, while cursing and saying, "touch everything, I'll see if you still owe me a hand in the future. !”

"It's going to get dark soon. Let's... hiss... how do we get down the mountain?" Zhang Ruoxing asked weakly.

"Why don't you find a few people to carry me down?"

"There's no need to go to such trouble, I'll just carry you down the mountain." This was a late interjection.

"How can this be done? This brat is very heavy. Your thin arms and legs can't carry him, so let me do it!" Zhang Mingde said resignedly.

Got it!

When he went up the mountain, he tortured this brat, and his retribution was coming...

"Yeah! Hey... just let my dad carry me." Zhang Ruoxing also echoed.

Whether you can afford it or not is another matter.

He would rather roll down the mountain than let a girl younger than himself carry him.

Where would he put his face when he said this?

"You guys are a bit underestimating me. I used to carry more than two hundred kilograms of supplies up the mountain. It is not too easy for me to carry an individual."

Unexpectedly, her casual words made Zhang Mingde's eyes turn red again. He then asked angrily, "Little aunt, was this how your master abused you before?"

After hearing this, Sooner or later immediately spoke to clarify, "My master did not abuse me."

"I asked you, a little girl, to carry such a heavy thing up the mountain, and you said I wasn't abusing you!" Zhang Mingde couldn't care about his son at the moment. He got up and came to Wanwan, grabbed her hand and pulled her The sleeve was pushed up, and then he switched to the other hand and pushed the sleeve up as well.

Zhang Ruoxing, who was left alone:? ? No...why don't you remove the wasp sting from him?

"What are you doing?" Sooner or later, he didn't understand the other party's intention.

"If he didn't abuse you, then how did you get these scars on your hands?" Zhang Mingde pointed to the old scars on her hands and said with anger and distress, "That old guy, he dared to abuse you , if I don’t call the police and arrest him, my fucking surname will not be Zhang.”

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