Honkai Impact: Join anti-entropy at the beginning to dominate the entertainment industry
Chapter 120 The King of Bad Joke
On the way, the kitten became very quiet in Bai Qianqu's hands, and kept staring at him with a pair of strange-colored pupils.
Bai Qianqu was silent for a while, and then suddenly said: "I want to raise it."
"Raise a cat?" Bronya was a little surprised, "Do you know how to raise a cat?"
Bai Qianqu shook his head: "Never raised one."
Bronya:. . . . . .
"Forget it, you can raise them if you want. Xi'er has raised two cats. If you have any questions, you can ask Xi'er." Bronya finally nodded, "Why do you suddenly think of raising cats?" Already?"
"I just feel that the two of us can get along." Bai Qianqu picked up the kitten and said, "From now on, you will be called Qiao Qiu."
Bronya raised her forehead helplessly: "Can you give me a nicer name?"
"What about...Schrödinger?"
Bronya: "Are you serious?"
"Okay, let's call him Glomi."
Upon hearing the name, the kitten barked in response.
"It seems you agree, Gromi." Bai Qianqu lifted the kitten up, "We will be a team from now on!"
"Why are they all in one group... They sound like bandits." Bronya complained helplessly, "Okay, we've arrived."
As soon as he entered the door, Bai Qianqu saw a girl with a gloomy temperament and a unilateral Roman roll, wearing a black cat-eared hat.
Bronya greeted her: "Sorry, Schrödinger, I have to trouble you again today."
Bai Qianqu:? ? ? ! ! ! Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
He had the urge to turn around and run away with the cat in his arms.
"Where are you going, Qianqu? Schrödinger is a famous pet doctor. Please get the cat checked quickly." Bronya grabbed Bai Qianqu's collar.
With no other choice, Bai Qianqu had no choice but to hand the cat to Schrödinger, and then stared at her.
Schrödinger was quite cold. He didn't care at all when facing Bai Qianqu's aggressive gaze, and started the inspection calmly.
About twenty minutes later, she walked out of the room.
"There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a little weak. Just to be on the safe side, let me keep it under observation for two days. I'll do a deworming and get vaccinated. If there's no problem, it can be taken away."
"That's good, please excuse me." Bronya was very polite to Schrödinger.
"It's nothing. If you hadn't funded it, my place would have gone bankrupt a long time ago." Although there was no emotion in Schrödinger's tone, it could be seen that she was still very grateful to Bronya. "If you have time, ask Plan for me." Say hello to Teacher Ke."
"OK, all right."
After leaving the pet hospital, Bronya drove Bai Qianqu back.
"Schrödinger was originally Mr. Planck's assistant, and later he changed his career to become a pet doctor." Bronya saw that Bai Qianqu still seemed a little worried, so she comforted her, "Don't worry, Schrödinger's technology is still very good, and she has it in her hands." We can rescue quite a few pets every year.”
Bai Qianqu: "...Okay."
But he still felt weird, but the little black cat should be well taken care of by her.
......
It was already half past ten when I got home. Bai Qianqu took a shower and turned on the computer again.
There is no way, even if it is so late, I still have to insist on coding. After all, this is the quality of every coder, and I have to write four thousand words every day!
Of course, Bai Qianqu must have written more than four thousand words. Even if he slowed down, he could write more than ten thousand words in an hour. In order to complete the next task of one hundred thousand words as soon as possible, he also increased his speed and wrote in two hours. A total of fifty thousand words.
When he saw that it was twelve o'clock, he went to bed contentedly.
But just as she closed her eyes, her phone rang. Bai Qianqu reluctantly picked it up and looked at it, and found that it was from Da YaYa.
But on Bai Qianqu’s mobile phone, Bronya’s note was as follows: Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya (? ? ?).
Looking at this note, Bai Qianqu couldn't help laughing.
Fortunately, Bronya opposite didn't know, otherwise he wouldn't have dared to laugh like that.
In fact, he didn't know that his name on Bronya's side was this: the sinister villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger.
So the conversation between the two went like this:
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya ( ? ? ? ): Is Qianqu asleep? 】
[The sinister villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger: Not yet, what’s wrong? 】
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya ( ? ? ? ): It’s okay, I just want to see if you are asleep. 】
Bai Qianqu smiled slightly, it seemed that Yaya was lonely!
It’s time to use the secrets you read in the book!
[The sinister villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger: Can’t sleep? If you can't sleep, how about I tell you a joke? 】
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya ( ? ? ? ): Okay! 】
[The evil villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger: Once upon a time, there was a moose who was playing in the forest and lost it. So it called its good friend Longneck: "Hey... I'm lost." Longneck heard and replied: "Hey, I'm Longneck -"]
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya ( ? ? ? ):? ? ? 】
Bronya looked at her phone with a doubtful expression on her face.
Who did Bai Qianqu learn this skill of telling jokes from?
Bai Qianqu laughed so hard.
[The sinister villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger: Isn’t it funny? 】
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya ( ? ? ? ): Yes. 】
[The scheming villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger: Do you want to tell me another one? 】
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya (???):...Okay. 】
Bronya decided to give Bai Qianqu another chance.
So Bai Qianqu thought for a while and sent another message.
[The sinister villain Qianqu (●—●) who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger: There is one? He is having an infusion in the hospital, and he starts laughing wildly as he loses it. Don't? Ask him why he is laughing. He said: "I laugh a little bit..."]
Bronya's mouth twitched while holding the phone, she really couldn't bear to look at it.
The key is that she is too embarrassed to expose Bai Qianqu's cold joke directly...
[Super invincible and cute little angel Bronya (???): I’m sleepy, I’ll go to sleep first, 88. 】
Looking at Bronya who was directly offline, Bai Qianqu and Monk Zhang Er were confused.
what happened? Doesn't the book say that telling jokes with girls can promote the relationship between the two? Why does it feel like Bronya has become even more indifferent?
A woman’s heart is so difficult to understand.
Seeing that Bronya seemed to be really offline, Bai Qianqu put down her phone helplessly and glanced at the book "How to Please Girls" on the table.
"Is it because the jokes I tell are not funny?" Bai Qianqu pondered for a moment, and then nodded affirmatively, "It must be! It seems that if I have to practice more, I will definitely succeed in the future!"
Bai Qianqu felt that she had figured it out, so she turned off the light and went to sleep with satisfaction.
ps: It depends on everyone whether there will be more updates today??????
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