Legend of Pokémon: The Invincible Chi Ye

According to Achi's original plan, he would avoid women's entanglements during the Chinese New Year and spend the Spring Festival at the base with the soldiers as a true man.

what?

Do you think women will be angry?

madness! The more a man makes a woman angry, the more she can't live without him!

Only licking dogs will make women afraid of being angry!

Because licking dogs are all good losers. If they are not good losers, there is no need for Penn State. How can you use your tongue?

However, facing Xiao Huang's pleading eyes, Achi still softened his heart.

Who calls this an official match?

Xiao Huang didn't want to go to her uncle's house because the school arranged a study tour where she could bring a family member with her.

She wanted to go with Xiaochi.

The destination is the southernmost Orange Islands.

The Orange Islands, a group of islands not mentioned in the special chapter, are located further south of the Seven Islands, with an isolated island called Shinjima sandwiched in the middle. They are one of the Kanto Islands alongside the Seven Islands.

However, the Orange Islands are too far away from the Quartz Alliance. Although they belong to Kanto in name, the alliance government there is actually independent. It is equivalent to a county under a prefecture-level city, called the Orange Alliance, and has its own gym.

Achi agreed to let her go, and after Xiao Huang finished cleaning up Xinruan at home, he took her back to Red Lotus Island.

As soon as I got home, I found that the house was in a mess, with snack shells and various Pokémon star magazines all over the floor.

X was lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, holding a copy of "Self-cultivation of Pokémon Actors" in his hand. It looked like he was really ready to become a big star.

She didn't need to look at it, she already knew Xiao Huang's appearance, and she said: "Haha. Greedy man, you already have my precious daughter and it's not enough for you to bring one back from outside."

A Chidao: "You have to call her mom."

Xiao Huang suddenly blushed.

X said disdainfully: "It's impossible. She doesn't have the ability to reproduce now. How could she give birth to me? What's more, my maternal genes came from dreams, and that's my mother!"

Before Xiao Huang came, Achi had already told her that there was a stupid kangaroo hanging around here and told her to be patient.

At this moment, Xiao Huang took the initiative to pick up the broom and said: "It's such a mess here, let me clean it!"

X said: "No need."

As soon as she finished speaking, the garbage on the floor flew into the garbage bag automatically, and the magazines were piled neatly on the table.

Xiao Huang continued to get closer, and she picked up a magazine: "Do you like to read Pokémon fashion magazines?"

X said coldly: "You stupid woman with an IQ of only 5, take your hand away from my magazine."

Achi couldn't bear it anymore, picked up a clothes rack and slapped X on the leg.

X jumped up from the sofa, burst into tears, and roared: "Why did you hit me!"

A Chidao: "It's not polite to talk to elders at all! Tell me whether you deserve a spanking or not!"

X glanced on Ah Equal: "It is a human child, not my elder! If you hit me again, I will leave home and show you! Don't come back again!"

Damn it, they were all raised in the same pool, how come their brains are so different from those of Y?

It's a pity that Y has a precocious mind and is gifted with intelligence. Although he is well-behaved and good at thinking, he is no longer a child who can be kept by his side.

In everything, there are gains and losses, alas...

Xiao Huang quickly grabbed Achi: "X, I don't have many friends. Can we make friends?"

X glanced at Achi fearfully, and the other person was warning him with a vicious look. He suddenly felt guilty, and without answering, he snorted and ran into his room.

But the door was unlocked.

Xiao Huang said: "X just has a withdrawn personality. I can see that she is actually a good child. Let me talk to her, okay?"

Good boy? You really made a mistake.

If the mosquito coils hadn't been so powerful that day, the grass on our graves would be half a meter high by now.

A Chidao: "Ignore her."

Xiao Huang lowered his head and poked his finger: "But how can a mother ignore her daughter?"

Xiao Chixin said: This is not playing house.

But as long as he is here, there is no need to worry about trouble. Let Xiao Huang enter the house and get along with X.

I have to say that as the son of Chang Pan, Xiao Huang really has a unique power. With this bizarre affinity, even the perverse X can get along well with her.

Xiao Huang's hearty laughter soon came from X's room.

"If you want to be a big star, just reading books is not enough! Do you know about the glamor contest?"

The Gorgeous Contest is a carnival for a group of visual-type killers, gays, goldfish, furikons, and rotten girls. A group of people wear weird and strange costumes and direct the Pokémon they think they are cute to perform indiscriminate skills.

In the view of a tough guy like Achi, the champions of those glamorous competitions are very suitable to come to Red Lotus Island to shoot third-level movies. For example, he has thought about waiting a few years to invite Ruby, the hero of the Jewel Chapter, and a group of powerful people. Make porn movies.

ha? Yi Jianlian? fuckyou!

The topic is far off topic.

Achi doesn't like watching TV, so he doesn't know.

Recently there have been a lot of reports about the gorgeous contest.

The Gorgeous Contest is a fashion show organized by a fashion brand in the Hezhong region of the Western Continent to promote its own brand.

It was first called The Secret of Gardevoir.

Later, this fashion show was promoted by all parties, and perhaps it was the need of the times. In short, it quickly caused a craze in the Western Continent.

Therefore, under the guidance of the league, it was formalized and a new event was established that is not as well-known as the league championship today.

The Western Continent has been doing this for many years, but the people on the Eastern Continent are conservative and have become more and more open in recent years due to the influence of the Western Continent. Just this year, in order to meet the spiritual needs of the people in the region, the Eastern Continent Alliance decided to This fashion show event was introduced.

The first tournament headquarters was established in Johto!

Probably after the New Year, there will be a coordinated battle performed by special guests from the Western Continent to open the eyes of the Eastern Continent.

Don't say that Achi doesn't know, even if he knows, he won't be interested. There is nothing more beautiful than a mushroom cloud.

But just because he's not interested doesn't mean others aren't interested.

Like the two people in the room.

"X, as long as the students in our school are among the top ten, they can get tickets for the gorgeous contest! Shall we watch it together then?"

"...Can you make it into the top ten?"

Xiao Huang said: "I ranked first in the last midterm exam."

X's tail swung back and forth. In fact, the magazines she read during this period were all fashion magazines that Achi had spent a lot of money to order from the Western Continent for her, just hoping that she would be quiet and not make trouble.

Since it is a fashion magazine, how can it avoid the coordination competition?

She looked at the star Pokémon above, such as the beautiful Gardevoir, Miss Skirt, and Queen Sweet and Cold.

She was so envious that when A Chi was away, she found paint and secretly painted herself green, thinking that she would look just as good this way.

It's a pity that Achi's genetic knowledge is all related to combat, and there is no knowledge at all about dressing up!

X can only dream of becoming a big star through magazines, hoping that Achi will find her to make a movie soon and become an instant star through the movie.

But she had no idea that the background of the mythical beast in X's first movie was Rayquaza.

The script prepared for X has nothing to do with being pretty, it is a kung fu movie.

If Eastern movies want to enter the Western market, kung fu movies are the best, and maybe the only, choice.