Fall in love with your enemy

Continuing from the last time, I saw that my uncle and aunt were in a very bad mood, and I only dared to tell Zhizhi and Gao Xinci about my hidden "bad intentions". Zhizhi said that I had really made progress, and Gao Xinci was also "eager to make some moves".

Unfortunately, Xiao Gao still didn't understand the temperament of my family. When he heard that I had persuaded my uncle's family, he almost jumped out of bed in shock. My bed is not good enough to be used as a trampoline! He quickly reached out and pulled him down.

"Keep your voice down, my daughter just fell asleep, she's right next door." I patted the quilt and stared at Xiao Gao's every move vigilantly. As expected, he turned into a hooligan in the blink of an eye.

He reached out and pinched my face: "What are you afraid of? The soundproofing is so good and the windows are not open. Go ahead and scream. Scream louder so I can hear you."

"You are sick..." I smiled and hid from him. I hid under the quilt and only showed my eyes when Gao Xinci dragged me out. "I said good things to my uncle because my family is soft-hearted. After all, they have feelings for each other. My aunt would cry, make a fuss and even threaten to commit suicide. What can I say to her? I persuade them to divorce. Just wait and see whether my uncle will beat me or not..."

Gao Xinci frowned and pinched my arm: "Why are you talking about business again? In this environment and atmosphere, you are talking about this?"

"Then what are we talking about?"

"Let's talk about An An's due date. It's been a few days. It's time for Auntie to go back to Uncle-in-law!" Gao Xinci said as he pounced down like a hungry wolf. Fortunately, I was prepared. I rolled to the side, hooked my toes on my slippers and ran away. He let out a long "eh" and ran after me: "Auntie should run away, and you still want to run!"

"No! I'm dirty, please let me take a shower first..."

"You didn't want to take a shower just now? You have to take a shower now? You didn't expect this, did you?" Gao Xinci raised his voice, and happened to run into a table blocking the way. They stood on both sides of the table, he turned and I turned, it was very difficult, so he had no choice but to slow down his tone: "The main thing is that I think it's too dangerous for you to take a shower alone. Can I move a stool to the side to watch over you? Or can we just do it together? Who told you to seduce me!"

"I tempted you? How did I tempt you?"

"Otherwise, why did you say something as ambiguous as 'bathing' to me? You should have told me to go to the bathroom and blanch myself in the water."

I was stunned: "Xiao Gao, you said you are actually in your 40s, how come your mental state is still so advanced?"

Gao Xinci pouted in dissatisfaction: "What's wrong with turning 40? Turning 40 doesn't affect my youthful heart, right? It's you on the contrary! You're too much, classmate Xiao Fu! What on earth are you running for? Are you tired of me so quickly?"

"I am afraid of you..."

"Then let me see exactly how scared you are." Gao Xinci pulled the corner of his mouth, and suddenly learned how to "make a feint to the east and attack in the west". He tilted his head to make me go in the wrong direction, rushed over to clamp my waist, and stretched out his hand to touch: "Oh, you are so scared, so scared."

"Stop talking..." My face was almost burning, and I tried to tilt my head back to avoid him, but I was lifted into the air again.

"Stop talking? You want me to take action instead of just thinking about it, right? Okay!"

Gao Xinci carried me away. I watched the ceiling move above me and finally stopped under the widest and largest crystal chandelier. I knew that Xiao Gao was tired of my small bed again. The bedroom on the first floor was not big. I used to put a two-meter-by-two-meter mat, but it was abandoned pitifully after it touched Zhizhi. Now Xiao Gao replaced it with a huge monster bed. Obviously, he loved it very much, but he insisted that his daughter liked it, but his daughter didn't live in it! Isn't this letting him bully me?

I didn't have much of an opinion, but looking at the cute grey cat hovering above me, I really felt like I was still an innocent kid. How could I not be Little Red Riding Hood tricked by the Big Bad Wolf and roasted on the fire? Back then, when I first went to Gao Xingci's house, he told me that his cat could do somersaults. But when I went there, his cat was dumbfounded, but he did somersaults to apologize to me. Later...

I found out that his cat was borrowed temporarily. I haven't seen the cat since the third time. Every day he does somersaults, just like his nickname of Peacock Spirit, with his tail spread out. I gradually forgot about the cat. Now he has such a big cat bed. Does he want me to reminisce about the past?

While I was thinking about all this, Gao Xinci had already quickly peeled off the zongzi. Just as I was about to take action, I suddenly remembered something important and frantically shouted, "Wait... this bed is gray!"

"Gray bed...will it affect our performance? Isn't this your lucky color today?" Gao Xinci smiled as he stroked my cheek with his finger.

I stuttered, and finally patted the mattress and said in a very serious tone: "Gray... gray is particularly... the mark it leaves is particularly obvious..."

Gao Xinci looked at me in confusion, and patted me with a helpless smile: "So what? Are you worried that Auntie will see it when she's cleaning? My aunt, we live together, what do you expect from her? Do you want us to play poker or mahjong in the house properly? Wow, then don't we have to talk about the teachings of Confucius and Mencius, the words of the sages——"

"That's not what I meant!" My cheeks were sore from laughing, and I couldn't help but pout when he pinched me and gave me a heavy kiss. I leaned against his shoulder and pushed him away: "Then you don't want to listen to the business? Don't you want to know why I advised my uncle?"

Xiao Gao finally thought deeply about it, but then he lowered his head and looked carefully: "Baby, are you talking from here? I'm not blocking your mouth, just say no?" After that, he came forward without giving me a chance to react.

I shuddered, not even daring to waste time laughing. I took a deep breath to calm myself down before speaking: "I, I'm afraid I won't be able to speak complete sentences later... It hurts..."

"You're still afraid of pain after so many times? I'm not pricking you with a needle."

"I, I'm not afraid of needles." I bit my lip to get used to it, and patted him lightly: "So, tell me, are you afraid of a stick or a needle? You haven't been afraid of injections since elementary school, right? Anyway, I, I've never seen you cry when getting a vaccination."

"You didn't see me when you were in elementary school, how do you know? Did you cry when you were in elementary school?" Gao Xinci came up to me with a smile and pulled away my hands that were covering my face: "Open your eyes and look at me, why are you still crying? If your brother sees you tomorrow, he will think I bullied you and he will definitely beat me!"

"Who is crying? This is my normal reaction. I didn't cry when I was a child. You know I'm sick every day. If I cried every day, my voice would have become hoarse. How could I be like a lark today?"

"How can you praise yourself like that? I think you're so cute..." Gao Xinci almost lost his energy. He leaned over and hugged me for a while before he regained his energy and said, "Let's not just talk. I'll open the screen and you can sing a lark for me to hear."

"My dear son-in-law - it's not that I don't satisfy you, I'm just afraid. We are not the only two living in this courtyard. Even with the sound insulation installed... Xie Yu Shuhe is also an old courtyard that has been around for decades. If it falls into disrepair and something goes wrong, won't I be embarrassed?" I put a pillow under my waist, stared with my eyes exaggeratedly, took a breath, and then pursed my lips to watch Xiao Gao give me a "lesson".

Gao Xinci thought for a moment, hugged me, kissed my cheek, and bit my earlobe. "Then come to my house tomorrow? My mother is not here. Zuo Qiao accompanied Zhu Wenqing back to his hometown to visit his relatives. He said he wanted to dress up as a woman to help him solve the problem of his family urging him to get married. The servants' yard is across a horse farm, so we can't hear it."

"Wait a minute? What did Zuo Qiao do with Zhu Wenqing?" I laughed so hard that I couldn't help but "reward" Xiao Gao. It took me a long time to calm down, and then I had a worse idea: "Oh, I remember that Zhu Wenqing's mother is a foreigner. Aren't foreigners quite open-minded? Then Zuo Qiao doesn't need to change clothes. He can just go directly. I think Zhu Wenqing's family can accept him..."

"You all know that the Zhu family is very open-minded. Do you still think that their family cares about the man or the woman when urging marriage?" Gao Xinci held my arm and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. "Zuo Qiao knows his own plan very well. If he changes his clothes, the Zhu family will know that it's just a joke. If he goes there without changing his clothes, the Zhu family will think he's serious and send him to get the marriage certificate. Then Zuo Qiao himself won't be able to accept it, hahahaha..."

"Who gave them this bad idea?"

"Who else but them would dare to say such a mean trick? Anyway, I don't have time to get involved. They are single but I have a wife!"

I patted my chest and calmed down before I tapped Gao Xinci's forehead: "Why are you so mean! But if you ask me, they are too busy. They are always around you. How can they have time to start a family? Even in the last life, I didn't see them dating. Well... I think it's going well now. Otherwise, you can finish your work and give them a holiday. How can they meet girls if they don't go out?"

Gao Xinci thought about it and nodded: "Yes, my wife is very broad-minded! They bullied you so much, but you still wanted to give them a holiday. But as for the free work, did a family surnamed Qi come to you today? I'll see if they can be used. What do you think?"

I was stunned, and paused for a long time before leaning on his shoulder: "You can see that I am paving the way for Yangyang, right? The Qi family is just a small family, how much use can it be, and you are willing to help me?"

"Why not? I like Yangyang much better than Lu Chengcheng." Gao Xinci ruffled my hair and said, "As long as you like it, I'm happy to do anything."

"Really?"

"of course."

I smiled and took the initiative to kiss her lips: "I believe you."

Gao Xinci was satisfied. He wiped the corner of my mouth and comforted his brother gently at first. Then he put me back on the pillow again, patted my head very gently while playing with me: "Okay, then tell me about your uncle again. You seem to have been holding it in for a long time."

"Didn't I tell you that I can't speak complete sentences easily... Oh, please forgive me..."

"Really? I see you've heard the whole thing now. Don't worry, I've got full marks in reading comprehension since I was young, and I'm a genius in Chinese, scoring 140. Speak!" Gao Xinci became more and more excited.

I suspected that he was showing off, but I had no evidence, and I couldn't even tell what he was showing off! I could only choke on my breath and think about the order of words: "Do you think I am so considerate?"

"It's necessary."

"Is my aunt fierce? Is she unreasonable?"

"Yes."

"Then it's over. I'm here to be magnanimous and persuade them to reconcile, but he's watching my aunt step on my grievances and complain about my bad things. How can it be good? If they separate, they can calm down and see each other once every few years and develop feelings for each other. I'm afraid they can have another child. It's better if they see each other every day. That's why they quarrel."

Gao Xinci disagreed, pressed my belly and pouted: "Do we quarrel every day when we meet? We quarrel every day, and it won't affect our plan to have a second child tonight."

"They are different! Why are we arguing? We are arguing over trivial matters, just like we are having fun. But what about them? It's about the education of children. How many couples have failed at this?" I was so excited when I said this. I coughed twice and quickly continued: "Besides, we have to live like this. They are not the only ones who have to argue."

"Who else could it be? Pei Zhen? I don't think he would dare to instigate your uncle's marriage."

"Of course it's not Uncle Pei, but among my brothers and sisters, except Zening and Shuyi, which one is a good person?" I sighed bitterly: "Sister Zening was brought up according to the standards of an heir, so she is naturally tolerant. Brother Shuyi was brought up by my second uncle for a while. At that time, my second uncle was okay, and the children he taught were naturally calm and indifferent. But you haven't seen my sister Zexin and brother Shutong, they are two stubborn people, neither of them will submit to the other. And Zelu, Zelu is the youngest girl, spoiled by her uncle, and she has everything she wants. If my aunt dares to set rules for her, she will stand on the table and shout, and some will make a fuss."

Gao Xinci shrugged and sighed, "I don't think it's a big deal to see them quarreling. Zening is used to it. The other children are fine, but I'm worried about Shuyi. I heard that tumors are emotional diseases. If he continues to have difficulty hearing and seeing every day, won't it be more serious?"

"Of course I won't let Shu Yi get caught between the two of them, so when I was trying to persuade my uncle today, I also mentioned Shu Yi's matter. I told him that Shu Yi was tired and seriously ill, and my aunt had high hopes for him, but I remembered that Shu Yi liked to paint when he was a child, and he moved my uncle so much that he left a shadow in his heart. Afterwards, I also asked a friend abroad, who is a famous painter, and many people wanted to become his apprentice but failed. I asked him to come to my house in person to take Shu Yi away, take him away for a few years to get some fresh air, and when he comes back, the matter will be over. My uncle will not refuse when he is in the limelight."

"As expected, my wife is really smart and far-sighted." Gao Xinci rolled his eyes and picked me up. He also felt better and refreshed. "When will Shu Yi's surgery be scheduled? I think the sooner the better."

"He's not doing well lately. Aunt Wen Su said he needs to take care of himself. He's tense all day long. He looks healthy, but he'll definitely get hurt if he's stimulated. He's very fragile! So the earliest he can go back is two months later. But the hamartoma isn't serious. If it weren't for the fact that the tumor is so large and prone to worsening, it wouldn't need to be removed. So it won't hurt to just hold on for a few days. I'm watching him closely, so he's fine."

"Oh——" Gao Xinci stretched out his tone, raised the corner of his mouth in a very evil way and stared at me: "Then my lady, shouldn't you also take a good look at me, your husband?"

"Why am I looking at you? Am I not looking at you right now?"

Gao Xinci gritted his teeth and said, "Really? You are nearsighted. It's too far away. I'm afraid you can't see it clearly."

I shuddered, almost ready to run away: "I'm in your arms, how can I not see clearly... eh!"

I didn't run away after all. The emperor had not yet started his business when fate strangled him by the scruff of the neck. I surrendered. Then I was taken to admire the "beautiful face" of Mr. Gao, the great student. It was terrifying, no... wonderful.