I'm catching monsters in Liaozhai

"Everyone be careful of his sword, kill!"

Wang Chongsheng was furious.

He didn't expect that the trump card he had paid a lot of money to deal with Xu Kun was gone just like that. While secretly cursing Feng An as a waste, he also took action at the first opportunity.

He was not as stupid as Feng An, who used his fists to fight against other people's flying swords.

He took out a fiery red spear and stabbed it towards Xu Lang's chest like a dragon.

"kill!"

Xu Kun and others acted quickly, but the next moment, their steps stopped abruptly.

Xu Lang said that they didn't need to take action, and that meant they didn't need to take action.

This must be kept.

In addition to the flying sword that blocked Wang Zhongsheng's fiery red spear, at the same time, seventeen flying swords whizzed out from his storage bag. Wherever they passed, they were like a swarm of locusts, carrying away large amounts of blood rain.

However, in the blink of an eye, a large number of disciples from the three major sects, led by the Huoyun Sect, fell down.

clang!

Wang Zhongsheng's fiery red spear was made of rare iron, but when it collided with one of the flying swords, it directly cut a big hole in it.

And he himself, because of the enormous force, stepped back.

When I looked around, I saw that the other side's troops had already been defeated and were fleeing in all directions.

Being chased by flying swords.

Fall down.

"Stop it! How dare you slaughter our three major sects so wantonly? Aren't you afraid of bearing the wrath of our three major sects?"

Wang Chongsheng was shocked and extremely angry at the same time.

He may not care about the people from the Disha Sect and the Tianluo Sect, but what about the Huoyun Sect.

puff!

Between death and being eliminated from the trial, someone finally chose the latter, but it was too late. He had just taken out the teleportation bead and before he could crush it, a flying sword pierced his neck.

This situation is not uncommon.

"Hehe, anger?"

Xu Lang smiled.

With a wave of his hand, the flying sword whistled, killing the last few people, and then hovered above his head, making a buzzing sound.

"Wang Chongsheng, do you think I, Xu Lang, still care about you?"

"What!!! You are Xu Lang!!!?"

Wang Zhongsheng's face changed drastically, and he immediately crushed the prepared teleportation bead. Suddenly, a crack in the void appeared on his left side, and one of his feet and most of his left body had already drilled into it.

But at this moment, he saw a flash of sword in front of him, and with a scream, most of his body was chopped off alive.

The void rift closed.

Half of the body was teleported away.

Half of the body remained.

"Wang Chongsheng, we meet again!"

Xu Lang regained his voice and took off the mask on his face, revealing his handsome face.

Anyway, except for Wang Chongsheng, all the people from the three major sects are dead.

As for Wang Chongsheng, he lost the teleportation bead and was seriously injured, almost dead.

For a dead person, what does it matter if his identity is exposed?

"Ah, it's really Elder Xu Lang!"

Not far away, Xu Kun and the others opened their mouths wide.

His eyes were full of disbelief.

Elder Xu Lang, who had been missing for more than half a year and had no news, was also at the trial site.

Moreover, he rescued them when they were in the most dangerous time.

At this moment, the joy on their faces was hard to suppress.

"Xu Lang, you devil!!!"

Wang Chongsheng's face was full of fear and resentment.

His right hand is still there.

The weapons are still there.

He suddenly threw the fiery red spear in his hand towards Xu Lang.

However, such an attack could not hurt Xu Lang at all. Xu Lang slightly turned his body to avoid it, and then walked towards him slowly.

"Don't come here, don't come here!"

Wang Chongsheng kept twisting half of his body to move backwards, leaving shocking bloodstains on the ground. However, at this moment, he didn't care about these at all, nor did he care about the pain of losing half of his body.

He just wanted to go farther away and have more fun.

So just a little bit away... just a little bit.

"In order to kill me, your Huoyun Sect did not hesitate to send out three pseudo-heavenly realm masters. You are really amazing. You forced me to flee far away. Tell me, how should I repay you? Cut me into pieces or tear my body into pieces?" Xu Lang showed a devilish smile.

"What's the point of being cut into pieces? I think it's better to burn him in a blazing fire, the kind that hurts his soul. Burn him for seven days and seven nights. This is my specialty, Lu."

At this moment, a red light flashed in Xu Lang's storage bag, and a colorful furnace emerged, hovering beside Xu Lang.

Seeing Xu Kun and the others coming over, Xu Lang nodded and said, "Then I'll leave it to you, take care of it!"

As he spoke, he cast a talisman at the terrified Wang Zhongsheng and took his storage bag.

"Elder Xu Lang, we are so happy to see you. You don't know how much we missed you!"

Yuyin came up and was about to give Xu Lang a big hug, but Xu Lang grabbed her ponytail.

Said: "Yuyin, you are already grown up, men and women should not touch each other!"

"Humph, if you don't want to hug me, then don't hug me!"

Yuyin snorted angrily, and then she asked, "Elder Xu, why are you here?"

"Of course I'm worried that something might happen to you, so I came here." Xu Lang said.

"Wow, Elder Xu, you are so kind, hahaha, I didn't want to participate in the four major colleges' admissions test, nor did I want to enter the four major colleges, but the peak master sister insisted that we come.

I really didn't expect to meet you here, Elder Xu. Well, if the Peak Master knew you were here, she would definitely be very happy and would probably come along.

By the way, Sister Peak Master is now a celestial master!

Also, our old sow Li Feng gave birth to eight piglets again..."

Yuyin was like a little bird, holding Xu Lang's hand and chattering non-stop, wishing to tell Xu Lang everything that had happened recently in Xingxiu Gate.

Xu Kun and others on the side didn't even have the chance to say a word and simply went to clean up the battlefield.

Only Yuhe stayed to accompany him.

"Oh, I'm dead now!"

Not far away, behind a big rock, came the voice of Wucai Lu, who was heartbroken.

Just now, it dragged Wang Chongsheng to the back and lynched him.

Xu Lang walked over.

I saw a pile of black ash on the ground, in the shape of a human.

"Is this what you meant by burning for seven days and seven nights?"

Xu Lang was speechless.

The Five Colored Furnace killed Wang Chongsheng so quickly, it was a bit too easy for Wang Chongsheng.

Wucailu spread his hands and said innocently: "I can't do anything about it. Who told this guy to be so weak and unable to withstand the fire? I haven't even shown my true strength yet and he's already turned into ashes."

Didn’t you say that being burned by fire is your specialty?

What is your specialty?

Is that what you are good at?

Don’t you have any control at all?”

Xu Lang expressed his great contempt for the five-colored furnace.

"Wow, what is this thing? It has eyes, a nose, ears, eyebrows, hands and feet!"

Yuyin and Yuhe also followed. When they saw the five-colored furnace, stars sparkled in Yuyin's big eyes. She was very surprised, even more surprised than seeing Xu Lang again.

It was as if I had seen something extraordinary.

"Who is this? How can someone be without eyes, nose, ears, eyebrows, hands, and feet? If he has none of these, can he be called a human? Ugh, I am Lu, Lu's Lu!

Who are you to have led me astray, a peerless person in the world?"

Wucailu crossed his little hands, tilted his head up, and looked at you as if he had never seen the world.

"Hahaha, Sister Yuhe, this thing can actually talk. Its little mouth makes smacking sounds. It's so cute!"

Yuyin pulled Yuhe's hand and jumped up and down.

Very excited.

"Thing? I'm not a thing, I'm a five-color furnace, bah, I'm a five-color furnace, also a thing, bah bah bah... none of them are right! Woman, let me give you a piece of advice, if you can talk, then talk more, if you can't talk, then shut up, Brother Furnace.

You are still smacking your lips! You are the one smacking your lips, it never stops!

You are cute, your whole family is cute, and I am so mad at you, brother.

If you keep talking nonsense, I will eat you up!"

As he spoke, Wucailu opened his mouth wide, bared his big teeth, and threatened with a fierce look.

"Haha, so your name is Wucailu. Wucailu is not a thing, but Wucailu is also a thing. So is your Wucailu a thing? Is it considered a thing?"

Yuyin was already laughing so hard that she was bent over.

"Bitch, I'm very angry, take my punch!"

Wucailu kicked his calves and rushed forward swinging his fists.

boom!

next moment,

It was knocked flying by Yuyin's pink fist.

"Little furnace, I am at the sixth level of cultivation, you can't beat me!"

"Invincible Divine Furnace Fist, watch my fist!"

With a whoosh, the Five-Colored Furnace rushed up again, throwing out numerous punches.

boom!

"Ouch, my nose, look at my flying fist, fly, my terrible fist!"

The Wucailu's arm quickly lengthened and whizzed out, but Yuyin dodged it easily. Then someone grabbed her little fist and lifted her up.

It kept swinging and fell to the ground.

boom!

boom!

boom!

......

The Five-Colored Furnace, which did not release flames, was no match for Yuyin. She was hit so hard that her head spun and she begged for mercy: "Auntie, I was wrong, I was wrong, please stop it!"

"Okay, since you're so cute, you should just hang out with me from now on. I'll treat you to delicious food and spicy drinks!"

Yuyin let go of it and clapped her hands.

"Okay, I admit defeat!"

Wucai Lu felt as if the world was spinning around him and he couldn't even stand.

Watching Yuyin proudly turn around and leave, Xu Lang was very surprised and said, "Xiaolu, you didn't spray flames this time. You know how to be gentle and considerate to women. I didn't expect you to have this side of you?"

He knew that if the Five-Colored Furnace spewed fire, Yuyin would be unable to resist.

Just now, he wanted to remind Wucailu to be more considerate.

He didn't expect that the Five-Colored Furnace was so sensible without his reminder.

"Hehe, she's just a little girl. If she's happy, just play with her. It's okay to act with her occasionally. During the six months I was asleep, I thought a lot and understood a lot of things.

I think I should be a mature man."

Wucailu said seriously.

“How to mature the Dharma?”

"For example, you should have fun when you need to, and don't take things too seriously, otherwise you will get sad and hurt your lungs. Also, haven't you noticed that I've been much nicer to you recently?"

"Really? Why didn't I notice it?"

"Your grandma's bear? I'm so tired of opening my mouth, I'm using fire to help you grill the meat, isn't that good for you? Have you ever been treated like this before? You're a heartless dog, you piece of shit, ugh!"

Wucai Lu walked away with his hands behind his back, head held high, and a gait as if he didn't recognize any of his relatives.

"It seems to be the case. It was never like this before. Well, you have matured and know how to be considerate of your father!" Looking at Wucai Lu's back, Xu Lang pinched his chin, thinking.

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"Lu Ge BBQ, Lu Ge BBQ, Lu Ge's products, no waste, delicious Lu Ge BBQ, if you pass by, take a look, smell it, no money, no money, no money at all..."

night.

A certain hilltop.

The colorful stove faced the skewered lamb, opened its mouth and spit out passionate words, roasting the kebabs until they were sizzling, and the fat kept oozing out, emitting a rich aroma.

The people from the Xingxiu Sect behind him had already become extremely greedy after smelling the aroma.

He kept swallowing his saliva.

Some people even forgot to swallow their saliva, and it already flowed down.

"Yuyin, you are not a kid anymore, can you please stop drooling?"

Looking at the crystal-like thread hanging from the corner of his mouth, Xu Lang kindly reminded.

Yuyin was usually carefree, but at this moment her face turned red. She quickly wiped the corner of her mouth and snorted, "What do you care!"

The others also subconsciously wiped the corners of their mouths.

"Sister Yuhe, you said, this little stove is so cute and capable, where can I find it? No, I will take it back with me when I return to Xingxiumen." Yuyin said.

"Yes, look at its skillful movements. It breathes fire and turns the meat at the same time, ensuring that every skewer of meat is evenly roasted. It's so professional." Yuhe nodded in agreement.

At this time, the barbecue is about to come out of the oven.

Xiaolu grabbed another handful of ingredients and said, "I'll sprinkle it," doing his signature sprinkling style.

Ok.

Add ingredients to meat.

The barbecue smells even better.

It smells so good that it's killing me.

"Okay, it's time to eat!"

The fire in the colorful stove was extinguished, the barbecue was taken out and distributed to the people gathered around.

Everyone was already extremely greedy for the food, and no matter how hot it was, they just opened their mouths and took a bite. The rich aroma of meat blossomed in their taste buds, and it was crispy, tender and smooth.

"This is so delicious! I have never eaten such delicious barbecue!"

"Yes, yes, this roast lamb is absolutely amazing!"

"..."

Everyone was generous in their praise.

"Brother Lu, you are so awesome!"

Even the most uneducated Ma Shangfeng said this.

The words of praise made Wucai Lu feel as if he was floating in the air.

Ok.

It is like the emperor sitting high on the dragon throne, with all the civil and military officials below shouting “Our emperor’s achievements will last through the ages” and “Our emperor’s fame will last forever”.

Brother Lu was almost about to say, "My dear ministers, please stand up."

"Xiao Lu, you are awesome. I would like to call you the barbecue master!" Yuyin said vaguely while eating the meat.

"Thank you so much, I really don't deserve it, I really don't deserve it!"

After calming down, Wucailu bowed, very humbly.

Xu Lang looked at this group of shameless people and those who were pretending to be humble and shook his head. Alas, compared to you, I am still too thin-skinned.

"Barbecue Master, I want to ask you a question, can I?" Fan A asked, raising his right hand.

"The classmate who is good-looking, please go ahead." Our barbecue master Wucai Lu raised his hand and gestured.