Quick wear: Stunning witch lives a long life by giving birth to children

However, as soon as her feet touched the hem of Su Yun's official robe, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach, as if a gas was about to burst out of her body. This feeling was all too familiar to her.

She held in her breath until her face turned red.

"Su Aiqing..."

She wished she could kick Su Yun out, and then let her nanny prepare the bucket, but Su Yun still looked at her seriously, wanting to hear what she had to say.

"Queen Mother, please tell me. I am all ears."

The feeling was getting stronger and stronger, and the Queen Mother was on the verge of collapse. She didn't even dare to say anything anymore, for fear of being discouraged. She only dared to wave her hand towards Su Yun, telling him to get out of here.

Su Yun also noticed the abnormality, he stood up and cupped his hands.

"Since the Queen Mother had nothing to say, she resigned."

This time, the Queen Mother did not stay with him, and there was a hint of secret joy in her eyes. However, she was happy too early. There were no accidents with the medicine given by Xiao Fuzi.

Su Yun had just taken two steps when she heard a series of muffled sounds coming from behind.

"Puff puff……"

Along with the muffled sound, there was an overwhelming stench, and everyone in Yanqing Palace was frightened. Eunuch Deng reacted quickly, and quietly slipped away while everyone was stunned.

The Queen Mother was blushing, but she was worthy of being the second player in the palace fight. She immediately glared at the old lady beside her, covered her nose and yelled.

"Get out of here, you unruly bastard."

The nuns were not stupid either. They hurriedly knelt on the ground and claimed the string of stinky farts one after another.

"This old slave deserves to die, this old slave will go and receive his punishment..."

Su Yun held her breath and was about to leave this place of right and wrong. Several nuns also rolled out in piss. The Queen Mother behind her just breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, the energy in her body suddenly surged up again.

"Puff puff……"

There was another series of muffled sounds, and the stench was stronger than before.

A few of the nuns rolled their eyes because they were so confused that it was neither kneeling nor kneeling, and they didn’t know whether to continue to claim these farts.

Su Yun almost vomited.

"vomit……"

He couldn't care less about his dignity, and immediately raised his sleeves to cover his mouth and nose, and fled Yanqing Palace in a hurry. If he hadn't been afraid of being overcrowded in the palace, he would have squatted beside him and vomited.

Until he left the palace, Su Yun still felt that he smelled like fart. He didn't even want to sit in the carriage, so he took a horse and rode back home.

In the past, when he returned home, he would first go to see Jiang Qingxue. After the couple made love, he would go to see the two children. Today, he felt that he was filthy, so he returned to the yard where he lived before and asked his servants to boil water. .

Jiang Qingxue thought he was a little abnormal, so she decided to go over and have a look. When she passed by, Su Yun was already taking a bath. The door was closed, leaving only a gap at the window. She stood outside, listening to the sound of water rushing inside. , a heart sinking straight down.

"Su Yun, you bastard!"

She didn't expect Su Yun to be this kind of person. If he really had someone outside, then she would kick him out of Su's house, let him clean up and leave the house, and not give him two children, so that he would die alone.

She was secretly furious, thinking about how to deal with Su Yun and how to make him cry. The anger in her heart had nowhere to vent for a while, and she was so angry that she couldn't help but lose her fighting spirit before she even started fighting.

When Su Yun came out, she saw Jiang Qingxue standing under the window, her face pale, as if she had lost her soul, her whole body was shaky, and she didn't know how long she had been standing outside.

He called softly.

"Madam, where are you doing?"

When Jiang Qingxue heard the sound, most of her lost soul had returned, and her eyes suddenly became sharp.

"Su Yun, what are you doing again?"

This was the first time that she called Su Yun by his first name. Even a fool could tell that she was angry. Su Yun knew that she had misunderstood and desperately wanted to explain.

He took a few steps closer and wanted to reach out to touch her face, but stopped halfway.

"Madam, I am taking a bath and changing clothes here because I am afraid that I will infect you and the child..."

Jiang Qingxue became even more angry and asked before he could finish speaking.

"What kind of bathing is there in broad daylight? Did you get into a woman's bed? Or did you fall into a cesspool?"

Su Yun suddenly smiled, half of the annoyance in her heart disappeared, and followed her words.

"It fell into a manure pit, and it still stinks now. How about I lend my husband your incense and smoke it? I will be grateful to him."

Jiang Qingxue got closer and smelled it, but couldn't smell anything.

"Really?"

Su Yun shook his sleeves and shook his head.

"I'm not gonna lie, it really stinks."

Jiang Qingxue was doubtful and was not afraid of Su Yun lying. Anyway, she would know everything by asking Xiao Fuzi at night. After the two returned to the room, Su Yun stopped holding the child and sat there in a daze with a book.

The maids had already laid out dinner, but he was still in a daze.

Jiang Qingxue walked over and snatched his book.

"Stop looking, let's eat."

Su Yun washed her hands again before sitting at the table. However, he sat for a long time without moving his chopsticks. Jiang Qingxue became suspicious again and couldn't help but mocked.

"Hey, why have you lost your appetite today? Are you full after eating out?"

When Su Yun heard this, she couldn't help but feel nauseated. Afraid of affecting Jiang Qingxue's meal, he walked a few steps to the yard, leaned against a tree and started to retching.

"vomit……"

Jiang Qingxue also followed him out, patting him on the back and laughing.

"Hey, Mr. Su, are you full?"

Su Yun burst into tears.

"Madam, please stop joking about your husband, I'm really disgusted..."

He really couldn't figure out how the Queen Mother, who was also a woman and was only a few years older than Jiang Qingxue, could fart such a smelly thing, even smellier than Xiao Man.

What's more serious is that the Queen Mother has made a public embarrassment today, and the insiders of Yanqing Palace may suffer unreasonable disasters. Even he may be in trouble.

In the evening, Xiao Fuzi had enough wandering and finally came back.

Jiang Qingxue asked, pointing to Su Yun who was sleeping on the Arhat couch outside.

"What's wrong with him? Tell me quickly."

Xiao Fuzi knew that he couldn't hide it, so he told the truth.

"He's fine. He's not taken advantage of. He's just disgusted. Do you know what I used? Do you remember the herring perfume from before? I also added durian perfume to it. A few rotten eggs, do you want to smell them..."

Jiang Qingxue suddenly remembered the herring perfume, shaking her head like a rattle. She had been lucky enough to smell it once before, and she almost fainted from the smell, not to mention the addition of other ingredients.

"Poor Su Yun, no wonder she came back on horseback. She went to take a bath as soon as she came back. She didn't eat dinner. She didn't want to sleep with me. She was still vomiting when she fell asleep."

The next day, Su Yun said she was sick and was at home.

When the Queen Mother heard that Su Yun did not go to court because he claimed to be ill, her anger towards him lessened a little. After the morning court, she summoned the young emperor to re-select several bachelor's degree attendants to replace Su Yun.

The little emperor was a little unhappy.

"Mother, my sons and I think that Bachelor Su is very good."