The young monk has returned to secular life

Mei Chaofeng and Zhizun met by chance in Lanruo Temple. Although they bickered and slapped each other, there was no deep hatred between the two.

The education that Zhizun has been exposed to since childhood is: the women at the foot of the mountain are tigers, and the tiger's butt cannot be touched.

Mei Chaofeng was the most famous "tigress" in the Kang Dynasty, and it was not unwise to have a grudge against her.

Therefore, with the mentality that it is better to dissolve enemies than to marry them, he accepted Mei Chaofeng's "kindness" - the wild vegetable soup served by his own hands.

He sniffed it and it felt a bit fishy.

He looked at the deer next to him again. There was no sign of being skinned or cut.

But he was still a little worried, so he asked softly: "Why does this smell a little fishy?"

Mei Chaofeng said nonchalantly: "Oh, I like to eat meat, but considering that you can't eat meat, I added some cordyceps.

This is the best of both worlds. "

Xingcao, as its name suggests, smells fishy like blood and looks like a yam.

Its pharmacological function is to replenish qi and blood, and is suitable for both men and women.

Zhizun knew about Fuxingtuynia cordata and had seen it, but he had never eaten it.

He hesitated.

"What, you don't believe it?" Mei Chaofeng curled his lips and pointed to the bottom of the pot, "Then there are also platycodon with cordyceps attached, do you want to verify your identity?

It's really kind-hearted and it's just a donkey's liver and lungs, so forget it if you don't drink it.

I went to find a place to rest. You can clean the pot yourself. "

After that, Mei Chaofeng left angrily.

Zhizun stood there, grinning awkwardly.

He was blaming himself for his suspicion.

"It tastes pretty good. I'm a villain." Zhizun took a small sip and felt that the taste was OK, so he drank up the rest of the wild vegetable soup.

During the whole process, he didn't feel any discomfort.

After he finished washing the dishes and washing the pots, he suddenly felt a sense of heat, and the skin all over his body began to turn red. He even had an uncontrollable inexplicable desire in his mind.

"Mei Chaofeng has put in so much Ayurveda cordata, and how come the effect is so overbearing? He feels like his blood is boiling in such a short period of time.

It seems that Mei Chaofeng must have endocrine disorders, resulting in insufficient Qi and blood, so he dares to take such a large amount of supplements.

Lao Na is in good health and has sufficient energy and blood, so it would be better to cool down. "

He felt uncomfortable with the heat on his body, so he wanted to quickly go back to the side hall to take a bath to cool down, and at the same time complete the last health bath with "rootless water".

However, when he walked quickly to the door of the side hall, he heard the sound of "swish, swish" coming from inside.

He pushed the door but did not push it open.

However, Mei Chaofeng's lazily ecstatic voice came from inside: "I didn't expect that you, an old monk, are quite good. You know that women like to be clean, so you prepared bath water for me in advance.

Seeing how diligent you are, I reluctantly..."

boom!

"Ah... you old pervert!"

Mei Chaofeng was lying contentedly in the bucket, but she didn't expect Zhizun to barge in directly.

His eyes were red and his breathing was rough...

The barrel is big enough and has enough water, but there are no petals in the water...it is transparent.

Mei Chaofeng protected his key parts with his hands, closed his eyes and shouted: "Smelly monk, why don't you get out of here quickly?"

Zhizun gasped and took two steps back.

boom!

Mei Chaofeng opened his eyes, only to find that Zhizun was still standing in the side hall. He had just stepped backward and closed the door.

"you……"

"Mei Chaofeng, come out!" Zhizun interrupted Mei Chaofeng's shame and anger and shouted angrily.

Mei Chaofeng retorted: "Get out of here!"

Zhizun's blood surged and he roared: "Come out!"

"How can I come out if you don't?" Mei Chaofeng asked.

"Okay, I'll go out, you immediately..." Halfway through the words, he suddenly shouted: "No, you can't go out!

Once you go out, there won't be enough rootless water in the bucket. "

"Is there rootless water in this bucket?" Mei Chaofeng was obviously a little surprised, "You...are you trying to attack the fairyland?"

"You also know about the Earthly Fairyland?" Now it was Zhizun's turn to be surprised.

"No wonder you can repel me with one palm. It turns out that you have entered the semi-immortal realm." Mei Chaofeng did not answer his question, but his face turned red. "It turns out... this is my opportunity!"

Instead of being angry, she was happy, and immediately began to ignore Monk Zhizun, focusing on her own inner energy.

Mei Chao was so lucky that he naturally neglected to cover the key parts.

This made Zhizun very angry. He was condescending, which made his heart swell.

His body felt even hotter!

"My rootless water...can't be absorbed by you!"

He gritted his teeth and tore off his cassock.

"what……"

"You liar, you still like to eat meat, I will let you eat as much as you like."

Angrily, Mei Chaofeng tried to push him out, but the more he pushed, the more places he lost.

"No……"

Zhizun is already in the semi-immortal state, so she is no match for him.

One night fish and dragon dance.

……

The next day.

Zhizun regained his sanity and was filled with regret.

He felt that he was sorry for his master, sorry for the Buddha, and sorry for the rootless water that Yi Zhen gave him.

He wanted to die to apologize in front of Mei Chaofeng.

Mei Chaofeng didn't mean to blame him at all.

She lowered her eyebrows and said shyly: "In your Buddhist terms, everything has a cause and effect.

This is my own fault, I don't blame you.

As long as you are responsible for me. "

"What sin did you commit?" Zhizun was a little confused and completely ignored Mei Chaofeng's next words.

Mei Chaofeng blushed and said in a low voice: "I added Atractylodes cordata to the wild vegetable soup last night, and also added other things..."

"What?" Zhizun's mind went crazy, "You... what did you add?"

"It's just...it's just...Oh, you must have thought of it."

Mei Chaofeng was too shy to say what he said, and the effect was so obvious that Zhizun's brain could not react no matter how slow it was.

Deer whip!

"Why...you...I just said, how could my concentration become so bad?

It turns out... you ruined my good reputation. "

Mei Chaofeng sounded uncomfortable when he said this.

"What do you mean by this? Is your reputation more important or my innocence?

I don't even dislike you, but you blame me.

Do you want to start chaos and finally give up? "

"I...when did I...I...ah!" Zhizun wanted to deny it, but found that it was wrong no matter what he said, so he could only sigh deeply.

Mei Chaofeng had no intention of letting him go, she said angrily: "I don't care, if a man dares to do something, he must dare to do it.

You ruined my innocence, so you have to marry me. "

"I...I...can't do it!"

"No?" Mei Chaofeng was very angry.

Not getting married has been a pain point in her life. Now that she has finally tasted the sweetness, it is simply unbearable for this old monk to refuse to admit his guilt.

"Zhizun, I am a young lady, you have tarnished my innocence, and now you have the nerve to refuse to pay?

Are you still a man? "

"me……"

Zhizun said "I" for a long time, but he still didn't "I" come up with a reason.

He wanted to escape, but Mei Chaofeng had already predicted his route and blocked his retreat in advance.

"Zhizun, I'm warning you.

A monk who can run away cannot run away from the temple. If you dare to be a coward, I will go to Bodhi Temple and find monk Zhiguang to seek justice! "