The young monk has returned to secular life
Chapter 21 I don’t want to talk to women
Before Yi Zhen's request was approved, Qingmei and Zhou Jin were already standing in front of him.
Qingmei even said in a "naughty, naughty" tone: "Smelly monk, why are you talking to my young lady?"
"The swelling on your face hasn't subsided yet, so you forgot about the pain, right?"
"I demand that you apologize to my lady immediately!"
Zhou Jin took out a sharp dagger with a cold expression and kept swinging it in front of him, his eyes glancing at the position in front of his butt from time to time.
That way, not to mention how scary it is.
Yi Zhen took two steps back and almost fell to the ground.
"You'd better not hinder me from enforcing the family rules, otherwise... or else..."
"What else?" Qingmei asked arrogantly.
"Otherwise...I'm not done with your lady."
"Why?" Mu Yunqing felt aggrieved and knew how to bully this fairy.
Naturally, Yizhen would not tell her the wise words of her mentor - pick up the steamed buns softly.
He scolded righteously: "Who makes you look better than the two of them?"
Mu Yunqing stopped talking. His face was red and aggrieved, as if he had made a big mistake.
Qingmei and Zhou Jin stopped talking, their faces were red and angry, as if they had been greatly insulted.
Sudden silence is most taboo between men and women. If such a situation occurs, it is either ambiguous or dangerous.
The current situation is certainly not ambiguous, not to mention the danger index of these two women is ridiculously high.
Yi Zhen was very sure that if he didn't call for foreign aid, he might really bid farewell to the world of mortals.
He yelled, "Nigger, come out and save me!"
It's too late, but it's soon.
Just when the two women's fists were about to make close contact with Yizhen's cheek, a black shadow appeared behind them.
boom!
The two women's heads hit each other.
The danger was lifted, and Yi Zhen gained confidence.
He pointed at Mu Yunqing, who was still in a daze, and said arrogantly: "You! Apologize to me."
Mu Yunqing turned his head, pursed his lips and said, "I don't!"
Yi Zhen smiled coldly: "A lonely man and a widowed woman, do you want to force me to make a mistake?"
Mu Yunqing had suffered losses from him before. A good girl would not suffer the losses in front of her, so she decided to endure it.
"sorry."
"Have a good attitude!"
"Sorry, don't get up." Mu Yunqing's eyes were red, feeling aggrieved like a young daughter-in-law who had just been brought into the bridal chamber.
"Okay, I won't do this next time."
Yi Zhen also gives up when he sees something good, as long as he knows the depth, it won't end well if he makes him cry.
Mu Yunqing took a deep breath, closed and opened his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and a charming smile appeared on his face.
This operation confused the nigger.
"Holy Monk, be careful! She might be hiding a knife in her smile!"
Yizhen seemed to have become accustomed to it: "Don't worry, this is just a woman's daily operation."
"What do you mean?" The nigger had a strong thirst for knowledge.
"Turning faces is faster than turning pages."
Mu Yunqing didn't care about the sarcasm in Yi Zhen's words. She smiled and said, "I don't care about your relationship with that little vixen. All I want is the secret of Hunter Fang Pavilion. As long as you let her tell her what she knows." Come out and I can act like nothing happened."
Yizhen had already thought of a countermeasure. He spread his hands and said innocently: "Miss, you should have touched me all over my body a long time ago, right? Where do you think a vixen can hide in me? "
Mu Yunqing blushed and glared at him, "Who touched you? I was searching you!"
"Just because you didn't hide it doesn't mean you didn't let others hide it."
Yizhen turned to look at the nigger: "Did I ask you to hide?"
The nigger shook his head: "No."
But he added in his heart: I asked you to hide it.
"Why is that little vixen missing?" The two of them asked and answered each other, and their lack of sincerity made Mu Yunqing very angry.
"How do I know? I'm dizzy..." When Yi Zhen said this, he seemed to have found a new breakthrough: "Nigger, did you knock me out?"
The nigger was even more innocent: "You were fine when I left, but who knows why you fainted?"
"Why did I faint when I was fine? Someone must have knocked me out and kidnapped the little fox." Yi Zhen said decisively.
Mu Yunqing sneered: "When I left, there were only two of you there. When I came back, one was unconscious and the other ran away. We carried you back to Lanruo Temple. No matter how we called this ghost, he didn't show up. Now. Now The fainted person woke up, you called out the running ghost, and you actually told me that there were others? Do you think I am a fool? "
Yi Zhen rubbed his swollen head, suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Think about it, is there such a possibility - your news is wrong, Liefang Pavilion has sent nine pavilion masters."
"The other person had been hiding in the dark, and when the nigger was leaving, he attacked me and took the little fox away."
Mu Yunqing thought for a while, and suddenly felt that what he said seemed to make sense, but it was not too rigorous.
"Then tell me, why did the nigger leave so suddenly?"
Yi Zhen turned to look at the nigger: "Yes, why did you leave? I was beaten by someone."
The nigger looked at Mu Yunqing and then at Yizhen, feeling that his brain was running out.
He really didn't know why Yi Zhen fainted. He was afraid of being accidentally injured by the Holy Light Tower, so he immediately returned to Lanruo Temple and took refuge in the golden body of the Randen Ancient Buddha.
Things about the Holy Light Tower must not be told, but the two of them actually pushed the matter onto themselves. Isn't this embarrassing?
"I...I'm hungry. I'm looking for something to eat."
Yi Zhen did not comment on this explanation, but looked at Mu Yunqing.
Mu Yunqing laughed angrily: "You, an old ghost who has lived for a thousand years, are actually hungry? Do you think we are all fools?"
She unknowingly shifted the target of the suspect to the nigger.
The nigger is a mute and cannot tell how hard it is to eat Coptis chinensis, so he can only grit his teeth and continue to speak harshly: "You have never died, how do you know that ghosts are not hungry? I am just hungry, believe it or not."
Mu Yunqing felt like he was more angry these days than he had been in the past ten years.
"Okay, I'll just assume you're hungry, but when we call you when we get back, why don't you show up, but when he calls you, you show up? Are you guys in the same group?"
"I don't want to talk to women!"
The nigger's words were so simple and crude that he choked Mu Yunqing until he could not catch his breath for a long time.
At this moment, Yizhen's admiration for the nigger was simply beyond reach.
Just say this to you, you ghost friend, I’m done with it, little monk.
"Miss Mu, I didn't know there was a Lanruo Temple here before I came here, let alone this nigger. Now you insist on suspecting me of having an affair with him. Isn't it a bit too much?"
"I think we should go back and investigate first. If it's confirmed that it's not the people from Hunter Fang Pavilion who kidnapped the little fox, it won't be too late for you to come to the nigger to ask for him. He can't run away anyway, don't you think so?"
He used various methods to lure the nigger, hoping to pluck him out.
The nigger said in his heart, why? The little fox is obviously there with you, but you keep pretending to be innocent!
However, he was a little unsure because he did not see the little fox being taken into the Holy Light Tower by him.
But he still hasn't figured out why Yi Zhen fainted.
Moreover, he had been secretly observing for a long time, and the three women took turns slapping him in the face, but they did not wake him up. This was definitely not an act.
Is there really anyone else at the scene who can hide this from a thousand-year-old ghost like himself?
No, we must have an in-depth discussion with him about the Holy Light Reincarnation Tower.
I have helped him so much, so I can't not give him any reward at all!
Thinking of this, he blinked his big "Kazilan" eyes at Yizhen and walked towards the door of the Main Hall.
He was still muttering: "I'm going to pee, so don't peek."
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