A house full of cannon fodder reads my mind. Who knows? I’m going crazy.

Shen Shoufu threw away the emperor's hand in disgust and looked at the emperor with a vigilant expression, as if he was facing a bully's teasing little daughter-in-law: "I have a beloved wife, two sons and a daughter. I have no interest in men. Your Majesty, please don't mess around." Come."

Emperor: "I have three thousand beauties in my harem, a dozen sons, and seven or eight daughters. Do I show off?"

"Why is the emperor holding on to Lachen's hand?" Shen Shoufu swung his hands wildly. The emperor was like an octopus, with all kinds of grasping hands. What if he wasn't a pervert?

The emperor was angry: "Shen Bulin!"

Due to the authority of the emperor, Shen Shoufu lifted up the hem of his robe, knelt humbly in front of the emperor, and hid his hands in his sleeves, not wanting to be missed by the emperor.

The emperor laughed angrily: "Take your hands out."

Shen Shoufu just defended his innocence a few words, and the emperor almost spit on his face: "Don't be narcissistic. If your hands weren't somewhat useful, I wouldn't care about your old hands. They are so rough, how can they be compared to the small hands of the concubines in the harem?" It's as smooth as pancreas, as tender as tofu, as white as green onion, and soft when you pinch it with your little hands, isn't it beautiful?"

Shen Shoufu secretly curled his lips.

The emperor continued: "Do you know, when I caught the traitor that day, why did I know that the imperial concubine and Prince Lian were cheating on me?"

"Why?" Shen Shoufu was curious.

The emperor stared at him and held out his hand.

Shen Shoufu shook his head in refusal.

The emperor's patience ran out and he took action directly, as if a stinky gangster was holding on to Shen Shoufu's hand and wouldn't let go: "I can read minds."

Shen Shoufu suddenly stopped struggling and secretly controlled his curse to avoid being read out by the emperor. He admitted that he had been very disrespectful to the emperor recently.

Wait, how come he can read minds too?

The emperor observed Shen Shoufu's expression: "Do you believe I can read minds?"

"Your Majesty has no jokes and will not deceive his ministers." Could it be possible, don't you have some idea in your mind?

"I knew you wouldn't make the same fuss as others." The emperor secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that Shen Shouxu was not an ordinary person. If he were someone else, he would have thought that he was talking in his sleep.

In fact, he was able to read the minds of the queen, Prince Lian, and the concubine that day.

Otherwise, I still don’t know that every one of them treats me as a fool in their hearts.

"Congratulations to your Majesty for your miraculous power." Shen Shoufu smiled softly.

The emperor raised his eyebrows proudly, thought of something, and then fell down: "I originally thought that with the ability to read minds, I would be able to read people's hearts and distinguish loyalties, but who knew that I could only hear the hearts of those who are related by blood."

Shen Shoufu focused on the key point: "So, the emperor can't hear the hearts of his ministers?"

Emperor: "...You heard wrong. I can hear the hearts of the world."

Shen Shoufu cursed, "Who are you kidding? Emperor Dog, do you think I am a three-year-old child?"

The emperor's expression remained unchanged, it was obvious that he had not read his own mind.

Thinking about it, he can only read his daughter's thoughts, not his wife's or his son's.

It is not unexplainable that the emperor can read the minds of blood relatives.

Wait, the concubine, the empress, and the emperor are not related by blood, how can they still read it?

Is it related?

"Shen Shoufu, you are brave!" The emperor uttered wild words: "You are disrespectful to me."

"Your Majesty is aware of this, but I dare not. If I am disrespectful to the Emperor in my heart, please make it clear and convince me." Shen Shoufu was not fooled. If the emperor could really read his mind, how could he not know that he was calling the emperor a dog emperor, a tyrant, and a coward? , cuckold emperor?

The sullen emperor suddenly burst into laughter to relieve his embarrassment: "To get back to the subject, I remember that I gained the ability to read minds after pulling Shen Chieffu's hand, but after a stick of incense, he disappeared. Do you know what happened?"

Shen Shoufu was surprised that something else happened?

"I don't know."

"So, you must cooperate with me." The emperor explained his purpose.

Shen Shoufu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, his innocence was preserved.

Later, the hands of the two of them were almost broken. The concubines in the harem, the favored beauties, and the princes and princesses all queued up one by one to ask for permission to read the emperor's mind, but they could not read anyone's mind.

The emperor did not give up and met the queen.

Still no voice.

The emperor frowned: "What's going on? Why can't it work?"

Shen Shoufu recalled what happened that day and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Would you like to try again tomorrow?"

The emperor could only do this. After all, it was dark and there were no foreign men left in the palace. He waved his hand and told Shen Shoufu to get out.

When Shen Shoufu returned home, he saw his lovely daughter playing on the swing in the yard. He walked over with a smile: "Yan Bao, daddy is back!"

Yan Bao jumped off the swing with a smile, opened his short legs with a clatter, and ran towards Chief Shen Fu cutely: [Daddy is back. We can finally have dinner. If daddy doesn't come back, I will be killed. So hungry! 】

Shen Shoufu felt distressed and touched her belly specially, and said deliberately: "Are you hungry? Your stomach is flat. It's because Daddy has something to do and is delayed. Let's go home and let's have a meal."

[Sure enough, father and daughter are connected. Daddy knows that I am hungry. Daddy is so kind! 】Yanbao can't speak, but she knows how to capture the hearts of adults and show dependence and affection on them, and they will immediately become soft-hearted and reluctant to let go of her.

I wish I could have all the delicious food and drinks for myself.

The same goes for her dad.

Yan Bao: [Daddy, kiss! 】

Yan Bao smacked his father's face.

Shen Shoufu, who was suddenly opened up to Ren and Du's second channel, paused. He finally knew what was going on and whether it was exactly what he had imagined. He could only wait until tomorrow to give it a try.

After dinner, Yan Bao ate a lot and his belly was bulging.

Chief Shen took her out for a walk and chatted with Mrs. Shen about the situation at home.

Mrs. Shen said, "Mrs. Xinguo Gong's birthday will be in a few days. I will bring Yan Bao to celebrate her birthday."

Before Shen Shoufu could speak, his daughter's shocked voice sounded in his ears: "You can't go!" 】

As soon as these words came out, the two mind-readers paused and turned their attention to Yan Bao without leaving any trace. They heard her continue to mutter in her heart: [The family of Mr. Xinguo is restless, and there is internal discord. The second wife wants to To take revenge on the big house, I deliberately messed up the banquet and made the birthday guests eat poisoned food. Three people died, one of them being me. 】

Shen Shoufu: "?"

Mrs. Shen: "??"

Yan Bao: [Since I know the food is poisonous, I just don’t eat it, and it doesn’t seem to have any effect...]

The couple both breathed a sigh of relief.

[...It's strange. Although the others were not fatal, they still suffered from vomiting and diarrhea for several days. Anyway, no one who went there left safely. 】

[Besides, when my father was being plotted, Duke Xin’s government also stepped on him. They are not good people. 】

Shen Shoufu clenched his fist, daughter, tell me boldly, how was dad calculated?

Mrs. Shen secretly gritted her teeth and killed my daughter. Mr. Xin Guo, you are finished.

As for Xin Guogong, it is not another family, but the queen's natal family.

How could the emperor and empress not attend such an important day?

Shen Shoufu smiled evilly, "Xin Guogong killed my daughter, I will let your daughter taste the poison herself."

If it was the emperor who was poisoned, would the crime be increased?

In the imperial study, the emperor, who was immersed in reviewing the memorials, suddenly sneezed.

In Fengyi Palace, after the queen washed up, she asked someone to inquire about it. She learned that the emperor was in the royal study and had not gone to other concubines' palaces. She nodded lightly, always feeling a chill behind her, as if she was being watched.

The queen looked back and saw nothing.

hallucinations.

She must be thinking too much.

Before going to bed, grandma asked: "Mother, it's my 60th birthday, and the gifts have been prepared. Should I send them directly to you then..."

The queen said: "You can just send it."

Even though she is her biological mother and has entered the palace and become a queen, she still needs to distance herself from her natal family to avoid being accused of being close to her natal family and not caring about the royal family.