A house full of cannon fodder reads my mind. Who knows? I’m going crazy.

The little princess had a very difficult time these two days, mainly because they couldn't make hot water bottles, and they all had sad faces, wishing they could scratch their hair.

I heard that a little princess gave a Tang Pozi to the emperor, and was scolded by the emperor.

The other little princesses were so frightened that they tried to use Tang Pozi to deal with people, so they no longer dared to use Tang Pozi, so they put a self-made cloth bag on them and presented it to the emperor.

They were curious who had the idea.

After asking, I found out that it was Yan Bao.

Yes, that's her.

If she hadn't been kind enough to give her father a hot water bottle, Shen Shoufu said in front of their father that the emperor was interested and wanted hot water bottles from the little princesses too!

Now that the culprit has been found, can the hot water bottle still escape?

Soon, the Shen family received many posts from the palace, all from the palace's empress, asking Yan Bao to come into the palace. Only then did Yan Bao realize that it was her father who was showing off the trouble.

[Dad, you said you were fine, why did you provoke the emperor? Now you are fine, your daughter has been tricked to death by you! 】What can Yan Bao do? It must be a fool's errand.

Plastic hot water bottles should never be given to the emperor. .

And the hand warmer bags that are plugged in don't work either.

It can't be used without electricity, so it can only be left in space.

Yan Bao could only rack his brains and brainstorm, but finally she finally came up with the idea.

If there is no plastic hot water bottle, isn’t there a water bladder?

Although the sealing effect is not that good, it is not impossible to cope with one or two.

Thinking of this, Yan Baoxiong followed Mrs. Shen into the palace with high spirits. Faced with the looks of the little princesses begging for help and resentful looks, Yan Bao smiled and took out the water bag.

Little princesses: "???"

That's it?

The emperor held a hot water bottle and called Shen Shoufu over: "It's really cold today. Does Shen Shoufu need a hot water bottle? Oh, my princesses are so real. I'm not afraid of the cold. They're afraid of freezing me. No, they all want it. As a filial piety, I can’t use up this hot water bottle by myself, I can’t use it up at all.”

As he said that, the emperor looked at the hot water bottles lined up in a row, feeling proud.

Shen Shoufu glanced at the little princesses who were using the water bladders as hot water bottles, and twitched the corners of his mouth. Then he looked at the emperor who was holding the hot water bottle. The seal was not very good and had begun to leak, making the dragon robe wet.

Shen Shoufu sighed in his heart, forget it, let the emperor be proud if he doesn't cause trouble for Yan Bao. Anyway, his hot water bottle is the best in the world. It doesn't leak and is comfortable to hold.

It's not made of a water bladder, it's a real hot water bottle.

The emperor's hot water bottle is at best a water bladder filled with hot water.

There's no comparison.

Shen Shoufu admitted defeat: "The princesses are filial, and I am envious of them."

The emperor laughed secretly with pride. After Shen Shoufu left, the emperor immediately took away the hot water bottle: "Change, don't use such hot water next time, it will burn me to death. Let me think of ways to prevent it from leaking?"

Eunuch Fu nodded.

The emperor asked again: "Is Shen Shoufu's one also leaking?"

Eunuch Fu shook his head.

The emperor felt that he still lost.

Forget it, my daughter is unreliable, so I have no choice but to look for Yan Bao.

Knowing that Yan Bao had not left the palace, the emperor called people to Concubine Jing's Palace. Yan Bao played with the thirteenth prince for a while. He had not seen her since she was made the princess.

The Thirteenth Prince saw Yan Bao grinning and standing in front of her, a little embarrassed.

Yan Bao patted his shoulder: [Boy, have you secretly grown taller? Why do you feel a little taller and thinner? 】

The Thirteenth Prince puffed up his chest and gestured with his little hands: "I have grown so much, Yan Bao, can you tell?"

Yan Bao nodded: [I'm not blind, how can I not see it? 】

The Thirteenth Prince was happy.

At this time, the emperor arrived.

Yan Bao and the Thirteenth Prince went out to greet him. The emperor looked at the cute Yan Bao carved in pink and jade, and picked him up with a smile: "Oh, Yan Bao is a bit heavy. It looks like he is eating well."

[But, day by day, I just think about food. In the middle of winter, I would be stupid to want to eat. 】

"I heard that Yan Bao gave your father a hot water bottle. Yan Bao touched my hand. Is it a little cold?" The emperor shamelessly stretched out his hand towards Yan Bao. His big hand was cold, so it was not in vain that the emperor let his hand dry outside all the way.

We were almost at Jingfei Palace, and I washed my hands with the cold water prepared by Eunuch Fu.

It is absolutely.

Yan Bao: "..."

[After taking it, isn’t it just a hot water bottle? Is it necessary to use it like this? 】

[You are the emperor, how can you be so short-sighted that you even compete with my father for a hot water bottle! 】

Yan Bao had nothing to say to the scheming emperor. Fortunately, she was prepared. She took out a disguised hot water bottle from Zi Yun, covered it with a layer of leather, and then wrapped it with a layer of cloth.

As long as you don't take it apart and take a look, you will definitely not find anything inside.

Yan Bao gave the bag filled with hot water to the emperor and wrote a note: I wish my emperor good health and all the coldness.

The emperor was very useful. It was a bit bigger to hold, and it looked much better than those water bags.

Mainly because it looks similar in shape to Shen Shouxu's hot water bottle.

This is a hot water bottle!

Those are water bladders.

The emperor who got the hot water bottle rewarded Yan Bao with a Ruyi neck collar. It was solid and heavy. Yan Bao's neck was bent, so she happily accepted it.

A hot water bottle worth a few yuan was exchanged for a collar made of one or three pounds of gold, and she made a profit.

Sure enough, the emperor's wool is so smooth.

She knew this would happen when she saw the Thirteenth Prince looking at the hot water bottle in the emperor's arms and then at Yan Bao. The look of longing in his eyes was obvious to Yan Bao.

Fortunately, Yan Bao had already made preparations, one for the emperor and one for the thirteenth prince.

The Thirteenth Prince looked at the small hot water bottle handed over by Zi Yun. It was smaller than the emperor's one and was suitable for children like them. The outer cover was also a color suitable for children.

The Thirteenth Prince liked it very much and hugged him without letting go: "Thank you Yan Bao!"

Yan Bao smiled magnanimously: "What's the point? It's just incidental to you. The main thing is to coax the emperor. Gold is coming from all directions." 】

Yan Bao gave the emperor a hot water bottle, and the emperor carried it with him every day. When listening to the ministers talking in the court, the hot water bottle would be placed on his lap, and sometimes he would even hold it in his arms, looking so comfortable.

The big, rough-skinned and fleshy hands are no longer cold.

Sometimes my hands are too dry and I even fray the outer cover of the hot water bottle.

The emperor felt distressed and asked Concubine Jing for hand ointment. He applied it every day and took great care of it.

After Shen Shoufu found out, he showed off in front of the emperor: "Yanbao has prepared several coats for me, in various colors and styles. I said you can change them if you get tired of them. Doesn't your Majesty have any? Why don't you let the little princesses sew them for you?" How many substitutions?”

The emperor was so angry that his nose almost crooked. He looked at the secretly proud Shen Shoufu and said, "I didn't want to trouble the little princess. Why did Shen Aiqing's hot water bottle look like it was one less hot water bottle than mine? Otherwise, I would have used Shen Aiqing's. What a pity. Not worthy!"

Shen Shoufu: "..."

It's a big circle, but it's just a hot water bottle, not that place.

Huh, Shen Shoufu is not envious!

On Yan Bao's side, he didn't expect that a hot water bottle would cause so much trouble. Those little princesses knew that she had sent a hot water bottle to the emperor, and that their water bottle and hot water bottle were disliked by the emperor.

Everyone thought that Yan Bao was scheming and deliberately stepped on them to please their father. When they saw Yan Bao, they didn't even look good and stared at her angrily.

There are words of hardship in speaking of treasures.

Yanbao was wronged, but Yanbao couldn't say it yet.

Who knew that the emperor would suffer misfortune if he asked her to touch his cold hands? How could she refuse to do so?

Dad, don’t cheat your daughter next time, ah!