Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Order this, this, and this too, you're welcome!" Hutao took the menu and started ordering.

"Ugh, Hall Master Hu, you didn't even call me for dinner!" Wendy appeared out of nowhere and said with a smile.

"Brother Wendy, I forgot just now, sit down quickly!" Hutao nodded with a smile. Zhongli entrusted her to this little brother Wendy, otherwise he would also clamor to come.

How could she still be deceived at such an old age?

"Hello, I am a bard from Mondstadt, Wendy, and I am a friend of Hall Master Hu!" Wendy looked at the two of them and said with a smile.

"Oh, hello!" Funina nodded, her expression as usual.

Soon, the dishes came up.

"Hall Master Hu, do you think we could have some wine?" Wendy looked at Hu Tao and asked eagerly.

He didn't understand why Zhongli, the old man, was so lucky that he was able to pay the bills!

"Drinking made things worse. I ordered Fontaine's unique drink, called Fontaine!" Hutao explained, shaking his head with a smile.

"Oh, that's such a pity. I still want to try Fontaine's fine wine!" Wendy said with some regret as her nose twitched.

"If this friend wants to drink, I can buy you a pot." Ye Luo said with a smile.

Establish a good relationship with Fengshen. If Fontaine can't survive, you can still seek refuge in Mondstadt!

"That's great. I didn't ask for this friend's name just now!" Wendy's eyes lit up as she looked at Ye Luo.

"My name is Ye Luo, and this is our Water Goddess Funina from Fontaine!" Ye Luo introduced with a smile.

Funina looked at Wendy and nodded coldly.

"It's such an honor to be Lord Water God!" Wendy glanced at Funina, and then looked at Ye Luo.

Ye Luo waved to the waiter, and after a while, the waiter brought a bottle of wine.

When Wendy saw the wine, she immediately took it.

"Don't you want to try it?" Wendy looked at the three of them and asked with a smile.

"Hey, no, no, no!" Funina waved her hand quickly and spoke the truth after drinking. She didn't dare to drink randomly.

The secret buried deep in her heart requires her to always be vigilant.

"Brother Wendy, drink it yourself, I want to discuss business with Lady Funina!" Hutao looked at Funina with a smile.

"Business? I'm not interested in Maura and don't need to make money!" Funina waved her hand and refused.

When Wendy heard this, she glanced at Funina, her eyes filled with envy.

As a god, how could he be in such a state of despair? Alas alas!

"Business can be discussed. I, Hutao, am the most loyal person!" Hutao said, taking out a limited edition cake.

"I heard that Lady Funina likes to eat cakes, so I'll give this to you!" Hutao said, and then explained:

"This is a cake made by our chef Xiang Ling in Liyue. I also planted the plum blossoms in it. It has a history of more than a hundred years. It is delicious!"

Hutao chuckled, she got this from Xiangling for free.

As for the cake being intact, she asked Chongyun to make an ice box using ice elements!

After her last attempt to send Villette coupons failed, she set her sights on this water god. She knew Funina's preferences well before she came.

Funina swallowed, she really had no resistance to sweets.

Of course, although Ye Luo always secretly laughs at her for being stupid, she is not stupid at all.

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

"Whatever you do, as long as it doesn't violate the laws of Fontaine, you can do whatever you want! We, Fontaine, are a country of justice and will not accept bribes!"

Although Funina said this, her eyes never moved away from the cake.

"That's great, I want to open the Shengtang branch, is that okay?" Hutao looked at Funina and asked excitedly.

Fu Nina was a little confused and touched her blind spot of knowledge, so she turned her attention to the little follower Ye Luo.

Ye Luo smiled and leaned into her ear, introducing her to the business scope of Shengshengtang.

Funina only felt that her ears were itchy from the hot air from Ye Luo's mouth, and she felt a tingling sensation.

However, she still asked tremblingly: "Ye Luo, are there any ghosts there?"

"Well, there must be!" Ye Luo nodded without hesitation, and said nothing else. After all, Hutao has a little ghost.

Funina thought for a while, then looked at the cake, and said hesitantly to Hu Tao: "This... should be fine!"

"Ah, aren't you the Fontaine Water God? Can't you still make the decision?" Hu Tao looked at Funina with some confusion and asked.

Because she had heard the story of Emperor Yanwang from Tian Tiezui. In the story, Emperor Yanwang kept everything he said.

Therefore, she believed that all gods should be like this.

When Funina saw that her identity was suspected, she immediately became angry and exaggeratedly said:

"Haha, of course I can decide. I was just joking. As long as you abide by the laws of Fontaine, you can open any branch you want!"

Funina secretly thought, if something goes wrong, she can just change the law, hehe!

"As expected of Lord Water God, you have courage!" Hutao praised with a thumbs up.

"Are you done talking? Can we start?" Wendy blinked her right eye and looked at Fu Nina.

"Of course, eat quickly, don't let it get cold!" Hearing this, Hutao greeted the two of them happily.

"Then I'm not welcome!" Wendy said, taking a sip of wine and a dish, which made her feel more moisturized.

"Well, is this Fengda? Let me try it!" Hutao said and took a bite.

Ye Luo resisted the reminder and looked at Hu Tao's reaction with a smile.

Soon, Walnut began to emit colorful light, and it was time to start bubbling.

"Hey, what's wrong with me?" Hutao asked, turning around in confusion.

"Ahem, this drink has this effect!" Ye Luo coughed twice and explained.

Hutao nodded, and then muttered: "Oh, it's quite interesting. I will definitely bring some to guest Qing when I go back. I wonder what his old-fashioned character will do in the face of such an embarrassing situation."

"Pfft..." Wendy spit out a mouthful of wine when she heard this.

When he imagined that scene, he really couldn't help but laugh.

Ye Luo touched the wine on his face and was speechless. Did he not read the almanac when he went out? First, he was frozen by Sano's cold jokes, and now he was sprayed with wine by Wendy.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's appearance and laughed happily. It was really hard to see Ye Luo deflated.

"Brother Ye Luo, I'm really sorry!" Wendy apologized quickly.

"It's okay!" Ye Luo smiled and shook his head. Even if he had the courage, he wouldn't dare to be angry with Fengshen.

Next, it was a pleasant meal.

……

"Goodbye!" Hutao waved towards Fu Nina, holding a very drunk Wendy in one hand.

Fortunately, Wendy was as light as a gust of wind, otherwise she would have dropped Wendy directly.

Ke Qing asked Wendy to take care of her, but now it seems that it's completely the other way around.

Funina was also very happy, holding the plum blossom cake presented by Hutao in her hand, and she jumped up and down when she walked.