Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Lady Fu Nina, this is my dish!" Ye Luo reminded Fu Nina as he looked at her.

"Hiss... scald..." Funina quickly fanned her mouth with her hands, unwilling to spit out the braised pork.

After a while, she closed her eyes and savored it.

"Hmm...it's delicious. I'll have this for lunch from now on!" Funina tasted a piece of braised pork and immediately made her decision.

"Uh, this seems to be my thing!" Ye Luo reminded in a low voice.

"What's yours? Everything here is mine, and you are mine too, hum!" Funina snorted softly and continued to eat another piece of ribs.

Seeing this, Ye Luo didn't waste any time, picked up the fork and started eating.

Seeing how happy the two were eating, Helia also tasted it.

But she chewed it twice and then swallowed it with a frown.

Sure enough, the taste of small animals is different from theirs.

……

In the afternoon, Navilette left the office and went to the Opera House Opécle to try the secret room murder case.

Funina, on the other hand, took Ye Luo to Navilette's office.

"Ye Luo, how do you arrange the sand?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and asked doubtfully.

"Hmm... how about just spreading it on the ground?" Ye Luo looked at a sack of sand and didn't know what to do with it.

Funina thought for a while and then refused: "No, we should pile him behind the door. When Villette opens the door, we can give him a big surprise!!"

"Are you sure this is a gift and not a prank?" Ye Luo looked at Funina with suspicion in his eyes.

If Fu Nina succeeded in doing this, he would probably lose all his salary this month.

"Well, you're right, then think of a way!" Funina hesitated for a moment, but decided to give Ye Luo some face.

"Well... let's just leave it here and let Villette handle it by himself!" Ye Luo thinks this is the best way so far.

"It's up to you. It's not my salary anyway. If you don't come back, don't blame me!" Funina chuckled and piled the sacks on Villette's desk.

……

"Hmm...is this the Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng that Ye Luo mentioned?" Funina looked at the author's signature on the novel and murmured in confusion.

At this time, Ye Luo had been sent out by her to find the case, and then asked her to go and solve it.

Funina hesitated for a moment, then ignored Ye Luo's warning and turned to the first page.

Soon, Funina noticed something was wrong, something was very wrong.

Finally, Funina looked around halfway, then looked around with a blushing face, for fear that someone would suddenly appear.

"Ye Luo must have seen it, he...he actually saw this kind of thing!" Funina snorted, not knowing where to put her hands, she was so embarrassed.

However, although she criticized Ye Luo, she couldn't help but continue reading.

……

Ye Luo was not idle either. He bought a copy of the latest Steam Wolf magazine on the road and walked towards the Law Enforcement Court.

It's not that he didn't complete the task given by Funina, but he just took the opportunity to fulfill his obligations as a citizen of Fontaine. After all, the number of cases in the Enforcement Tribunal was the highest.

The two guards were the same as that day. When they saw Ye Luo, they let him in directly.

Ye Luo nodded with satisfaction, and did not forget to draw a cake for the two of them: "You guys work hard at two o'clock, and I will give you more kind words to Lady Funina!"

"Thank you!" The two guards thanked them repeatedly, their faces full of gratitude.

They have heard that Lady Funina’s guard salary is twice that of other places!

Ye Luo smiled slightly, Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, but about human relations.

……

"I want to report it!" Ye Luo said as he looked at Meiluxin who was working as a window and took pictures of the magazine.

"Oh, what do you want to report?" Meiluxin looked at Ye Luo and asked.

"Well...report this book for pornography, which has seriously harmed the physical and mental health of our young people in Fontaine!" Ye Luo bluntly explained the harm directly.

No matter where they are, the safety of young people is the most important thing that needs protection in the development of a country.

"Well... let me take a look." Mei Luxin picked up the magazine and started reading it carefully.

Ye Luo was not in a hurry, but asked about the interesting things that happened recently in the hall.

"You said that since Lord Yan is dead, does the contract we signed with them still count?"

"That's right, since the God of Contract is gone, who will abide by the contract?"

"So, I don't have to repay the loan I owe to Beiguo Bank. What a good thing!"

"I'm afraid you are a fool. It was Prince Yan of Liyue who died, not the fools!"

……

"Hello, Mr. Ye Luo, there is no problem with this magazine!" Mei Luxin waved to Ye Luo.

Ye Luo frowned slightly. Could it be that he was too small, or was Fengdan too open-minded?

"Here, look at this sentence: Bathed in the golden lotus morning light, the golden lotus hangs upside down on the vine..." Ye Luo pointed to the above paragraph and reminded.

"What's wrong?" Mei Luxin blinked. This human being in front of her is really strange. What's wrong with standing on his head?

"Well, you may not be a human. Are there any human auditors?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully. He really didn't know who had a brain disease and asked Meilu Xin to audit Seese.

When Mei Luxin heard Ye Luo's question, she immediately asked, "Do you look down on us, Mei Luxin!"

"No, absolutely not!" Ye Luo waved his hand quickly. There are still people in Fengdan who look down on Meilu Xin, maybe they don't want to live anymore!

"Hmph, isn't it just a handstand? We Meiluxin can do it too!" Meiluxin said and took off her hat.

Then, Ye Luo saw a scene that shocked him.

Mei Luxin put her hands on the ground and showed Ye Luo what a handstand was.

Ye Luo was speechless and asked Meilu Xin, who was not wearing any pants, to examine Se Se. There was no such thing in the world.

"How about it? Is it okay?" Mei Luxin also weighed the ground with one hand and showed off to Ye Luo.

Facing Mei Luxin, who has always been the strongest in his life, Ye Luo praised without expression: "Yeah, I'm convinced, Mei Luxin is too strong!"

He was embarrassed to look at Meuluxin without pants, for fear that someone would accuse him of taking advantage of the innocent Meuluxin.

"So, this really can't be considered astringent!" Ye Luo asked again.

"It doesn't count!" Mei Luxin shook her head, her eyes firm, seeming to be a silent protest against Ye Luo's doubts.

"Then I'll come to you for review before I post any posts in the future. Can you guarantee that I won't be blocked?" Ye Luo asked with a smile, adding some insurance to himself so as not to harm Steam Dog.

"Okay!" Mei Luxin nodded, actually daring to question her business ability. She works hard overtime every day!