Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Excuse me, sir, why did you come to take the exam for Lord Water God's Assistant!" Charlotte looked at Ye Luo and asked with a smile.

"Ahem, there are three main reasons for this. One is that I admire Lady Funina very much. She is simply the guiding light on the road of my life, guiding me forward when I am confused..."

Charlotte couldn't help but roll her eyes when she saw that Ye Luo was talking endlessly on the first point, all of which were full of praise for the water god.

It’s not that she doesn’t like Fu Nina, it’s that even Fu Nina’s most loyal fans would never say these words!

This is simply, well... In Liyue's words, it's flattering.

"Stop!" Charlotte quickly stretched out her hand to stop Ye Luo from gushing.

"What's wrong, I haven't finished speaking yet?" Ye Luo looked at Charlotte in confusion.

He thought that if his words could be published in the newspapers and read by Lady Water Goddess Funina, wouldn't he be able to rise to great heights!

Those acquaintances and relationships are not worth mentioning in front of Lord Water God.

"What else do you want to say? Say something practical!" Charlotte said a little tiredly.

I thought it would be easier to interview with acquaintances, but I didn’t expect that I know people well but not their hearts. Ye Luo seemed quite honest and simple, but he didn't expect to be so... smooth.

"Okay, secondly, I want to serve the people of Fontaine and contribute to the rise of Fontaine!"

Ye Luo originally wanted to say that he would set up his mind for the sake of the world and worry about the world first.

However, even if they say it, they don’t understand it, so they simply change it to something simpler.

Although Charlotte thought it was good, she still felt it was a bit strange, but she couldn't tell what was strange!

"One more thing, what is it?" Charlotte wrote on the paper, then raised her head again and asked.

"Third, the salary is quite good. In this way, I can help the children in Huihe and give them the opportunity to study and go to school."

Ye Luo looked at Charlotte and said very seriously.

Charlotte nodded. She had also gone to Gray River for an unannounced visit. However, the reported article was modified and polished by some people at the newspaper, and much of its original content orientation was lost.

"Okay, thank you very much for accepting my interview. I will publish this in the newspaper. Do you have any requests?" Charlotte looked at Ye Luo and asked.

She is a journalist with professional ethics and will never do anything like taking quotes out of context!

"Nothing, just whether there is any interview fee, hehe!" Ye Luo joked with a smile.

"No!" Charlotte had a dark face and shook her head speechlessly.

"Uh, okay! You can cut out the rest, but you can't let me know about my admiration for Lady Funina!" Ye Luo nodded, and then made his request.

Charlotte nodded helplessly, and then left without looking back.

Ye Luo shook his head helplessly. He originally wanted to invite her to dinner, but now it seems that it will have to be next time.

It just so happened that he didn't have much money either.

……

"Ah, Villette, can I not have an assistant?" Funina walked to Villette's desk and said noisily.

She just saw it from the Steam Bird Daily today, so how could Villette hire an assistant for her without her knowledge!

Villette put down the pen in his hand, raised his head and glanced at Funina, then picked up a teacup and took a sip of water.

"Didn't you have a lot of fun throwing coins the other day? I'll arrange for someone to accompany you. This way you can throw coins faster and escape when I arrive!"

After Navit finished drinking the water, he looked at Funina calmly and said.

"Uh, it's over, it's over, he turned over an old score. Damn it, who in my team is snitching!"

Funina cursed the traitor crazily in her heart, but there was a forced smile on her face.

"Can you please? I promise, I won't do such a stupid thing next time!" Funina clenched her hands into fists in front of her and looked at Villette expectantly.

After returning that day, Navilette captured her and studied the economic system and laws for several days.

Finally, she reluctantly realized the shortcomings of her behavior,

"No, you are not wrong. Even if the gods are wrong, they only need to correct themselves and there is no need to apologize!" Villette shook his head and looked at Funina with a look in his eyes.

"Well, then I need to choose!" Funina couldn't say Villette, so she could only settle for the next best thing!

"Okay, on the day of the interview, you go with me!" Navilette nodded and agreed.

Funina has already thought about it, she won’t want any of them when the time comes, hehe!

……

Lord Villette, how about my son working as an assistant to Lord Water God!

Not long after, a nobleman came to visit with his children and a lot of gifts!

Villette frowned and said coldly: "Everything depends on the written test and interview. Don't come again next time!"

You nobleman, your hands are really long. Sooner or later, he will cut them all off!

"Lord Villette, isn't that just a matter of words? Haha!" the noble said with a smile.

Villette's attitude became even colder. As the highest judge of Fontaine, he actually wanted him to cheat.

"Haha, why don't you let me give you the seat of the judge?" Villette sneered twice and looked directly at the noble, with a hint of sharp edge.

His position as judge was stable, but he had sacrificed two subordinates to get it!

He will never allow anyone to tarnish the name of judgment!

"Haha, since the Lord Judge doesn't want to, then forget it!" the nobleman said haha, and then hurried away with his children.

He felt the intention to kill. This normally gentle judge actually had the intention to kill.

Villette looked at the nobles leaving and couldn't help but rub his head. What a headache for that heart of God!

It originally belonged to him, but he had to work to earn it back!

Next, several more nobles came. The purpose is simple, that is, they want their children to become assistants.

Villette really couldn't hold it anymore and wanted to kill someone.

After that, he directly asked his assistant to reject the nobles' request for an audience.

……

"Brother Ye Luo, how did you do in the exam?" As soon as Ye Luo arrived at the lower level, a little girl ran over and asked with a smile.

"Well, not bad!" Ye Luo smiled and touched the girl's head, then took out a candy and handed it to her.

After experiencing the previous embarrassment, he would always have some candy in his pocket.

"Thank you, brother!" The little girl was very happy and kept chattering in Ye Luo's ears, all about interesting things that happened at the lower level.

"Well, have you been outside?" Ye Luo thought for a while and asked.