Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Curtis looked at Ye Luo and asked with a smile.

"I haven't broken the law. If you talk nonsense again, I'll put you in jail!" Ye Luo showed a vicious expression, this traitor!

"Who is this? You are actually carrying Mrs. Funina behind your back..." Curtis covered her mouth and looked at Ye Luodao with some disgust.

"Ahem, I'm here!" Funina coughed twice, then took off her mask and smiled proudly at Ye Luo.

"Lady Funina!" Curtis blinked, a little surprised.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and there was no one left between the little confused and the mentally retarded one.

"Well, I want to understand the sentiment of the people, so I keep a low profile!" Funina explained to Curtis.

"Oh!" Curtis nodded immediately, looked at the two of them, and then said: "Lady Funina, I have to sell magazines!"

After that, she jumped away with such exciting news again.

Ye Luo looked at Curtis's back, and he wondered if she was spying on him.

"What a cute puppy!" Funina looked at the passing puppy and immediately wanted to go over and hug it.

"Fukalos, stop, or you'll eat dog meat tonight!" Suddenly, a scolding voice came.

Funina was so frightened that she trembled all over and froze on the spot.

How could anyone recognize this god's perfect disguise?

Alas, the revered gods are indeed different from ordinary gods. I heard that no one recognizes the gods of Liyue and Mondstadt when walking on the street. How shameless!

"Fukalos, don't run away next time. What if you get caught?" The middle-aged woman glanced at Funina, and then put the dog collar around the dog's neck.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and he almost burst out laughing.

This Fontaine person who rides on a horse has a reverse bone. If he is not allowed to be called Funina, his backhand is called Fukalos.

Funina stood there in embarrassment. If she had the power, she might have dug out an Opelek Opera House from the ground.

"Ahem, Afu, don't be impulsive!" Ye Luo coughed twice quickly and grabbed Funina who was about to duel with the middle-aged woman.

"Don't stop me, I want to judge her!" Funina struggled to break away from Ye Luo's hand and stared at the middle-aged woman with evil eyes.

"Sneaking around, he's definitely not a good person. Come on, Fukalos, I'll give you some delicious big bones today!" The middle-aged woman glanced at the two Ye Luo, then led "Fukalos" away.

"Ye Luo, I want to accuse her, send her to me!" Funina was furious, looking like she would not give up until she achieved her goal.

When Ye Luo saw this, he immediately let go of his hand.

Then, after Ye Luo let go, Funina just took a step forward.

The middle-aged woman rolled up her sleeves and looked aggressive.

Funina immediately panicked. She grabbed Ye Luo's hand and put it on her arm, saying loudly: "Don't persuade me? How dare she slander the water god Fukalos who works hard to govern, loves the people, and is unparalleled in wisdom and courage..." !”

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, are you really okay with your boasting?

Sometimes, I really wonder if you are a god.

"Tch!" The middle-aged woman ignored the two of them and left with her dog.

"Ah, ah, Ye Luo, why are you stopping me! It's all your fault, she openly doesn't take me seriously." Funina glared at Ye Luo and angrily shouted.

Ye Luo spread his hands, looked at Funina with an aggrieved look and said, "I won't stop you from behind!"

"I don't care, it's your fault!" Funina said angrily.

"Why didn't you take action just now?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully with the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

"Hmph, I am a god, how can I argue with ordinary people!" Funina snorted and said disdainfully.

"Well, then a small punishment and a big warning will be enough, right?" Ye Luo said again.

"Why do you talk so much? Shut up now!" Funina said dissatisfied.

Ye Luo nodded helplessly and looked at Funina.

"Hmph, I'll go find Villette tomorrow, and I can't call him Fukalos!" Funina snorted and walked in front.

……

"Ye Luo, look at this!" Funina looked at a mechanical car and said with some surprise.

Ye Luo didn't reply, but nodded.

"Come and play, you only need one hundred moras and you can experience it for ten minutes!" The vendor immediately greeted Ye Luo and the two.

Funina looked at Ye Luo, stretched out her hand and handed it to Ye Luo and said: "Hmph, Ye Luo, lend me a hundred molas!"

Ye Luo reluctantly took out one hundred molas, even though he knew Funina would not return it.

"Here you go, I want to sit down!" Funina did not hesitate and handed the gold coin directly to the merchant.

Funina quickly got on it, but the car was very small, and it looked like it was for children to play with. She sat on it, looking extremely inconsistent.

"Ye Luo, come here quickly, there is another seat here!" Funina looked at the empty seat next to her and immediately called for Ye Luo to sit over.

Ye Luo looked at the strange looks from the people around him and felt that he had lost all face.

As for Funina, she is wearing a mask, she is a real dog!

Despite Fu Nina's constant urging, Ye Luo still sat in Fu Nina's passenger seat!

When Funina saw Ye Luo coming up, she stepped on the accelerator without any politeness.

"Hahaha, go for it!" Fu Nina shouted and ran forward, but because it was for children to play with, the speed was slow.

ten minutes later.

Ye Luosheng covered his face helplessly, while his old friend Charlotte was looking at her with a smile, the smile on her face twisted.

"Give me some face, can you delete it?" Ye Luo asked helplessly.

"No, my bonus is here!" Charlotte immediately shook her head and rejected Ye Luo's favor.

"Ms. Funina, you know me, I am his assistant!" Ye Luo patted his chest and said very proudly.

"If you agree, I can arrange for you to have an exclusive interview with Lady Funina!"

"Ms. Funina, do you have time? I'll treat you to the latest dessert set and give you an exclusive interview!" Charlotte looked at Funina wearing a mask and asked with a smile.

"Ah, you...you recognize me?" Fonina looked at Charlotte in surprise and asked.

It's over, it's over, I've been exposed. Wasn't my behavior just now very childish?

No, Ye Luo forced me to do so. I don’t want to take this car at all!

"I'm a reporter, so my eyesight is better!" Charlotte explained with a smile. She was smart enough not to expose Fonina's simple disguise.

"Okay, I agree!" Funina nodded.

Hahaha, I’m so happy to be in the newspaper again.

I don’t know if the people will miss me after not seeing me for so long!

"Well, if you don't ask for my opinion, I am Lady Funina's assistant!" Ye Luo pointed at herself and said very solemnly.

"Oh, what next?" Charlotte looked at Ye Luo and said very calmly.

Ye Luo felt that he had been insulted, but it was like a fist hitting cotton, with nowhere to put any effort.

"I...I want to expose Fu Nina!"