Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"No!" Funina immediately raised her voice, then quickly ran back to her room and closed the door with a bang.

The corners of Ye Luo's mouth rose slightly. Fortunately, he was smart, otherwise he would have been dead just now!

The other books were not stimulating, and Ye Luo didn't bother to read them, so he just lay on the sofa and got ready to sleep.

However, without the quilt, I always feel cold.

After thinking about it, Ye Luo plucked up the courage and came to Funina's door.

"Dong dong dong!" Ye Luo knocked on the door.

Funina in the room was startled, and the forbidden book in her hand suddenly fell to the ground.

Her face turned red, probably out of anger, angry that someone could write such a thing.

Funina thought for a while, then stuffed the book under the pillow, got up and opened the door.

"What are you doing? Don't you know that it's my rest time now? Be careful, I will punish you and drown you!" Funina was in a bad mood and threatened in a menacing manner.

"Uh, Lady Funina, please forgive my offense. For the sake of the clothes I lent you to keep out the cold last time, please give me a bedding!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and begged sincerely.

"No, how could I give this god's quilt to a mortal..." Funina was about to refuse, but she hesitated when she remembered that night in the warehouse.

"Forget it, since you are a loyal son of this god, I will reward you with a quilt!"

Ye Luo immediately beamed and thanked her immediately: "Ms. Funina is people-oriented. I think if we were to choose the god who loves her people the most, you must be at the top of the list!"

"Hahaha, although what you said is true, I like to keep a low profile, so don't say it again in the future!" Funina smiled so happily that she almost raised her head to the sky.

"I know!" Ye Luo nodded, then looked at Fu Nina eagerly.

Funina didn't hesitate and walked towards her closet.

Then, as soon as she took two steps, she quickly turned around and said: "You are outside, turn your back, don't peek!"

"Uh, okay!" Ye Luo nodded and turned around.

Funina opened the closet and found some obscene clothes hanging inside, so she had to let Ye Luo see them.

Soon, she was holding a quilt and walking towards the door.

"Here you go!" Funina said and handed the quilt to Ye Luo.

Then without waiting for Ye Luo to reply, Funina closed the door with a bang.

Ye Luo covered Funina with the quilt and finally lay comfortably on the sofa.

The quilt also had a unique girlish fragrance, as if Funina was sleeping next to him at this moment.

……

After breakfast, Funina took Ye Luo to the storytelling place.

No way, she really likes this feeling of listening to books, just like a trial.

Unfortunately, judgment does not happen every day.

"Ahem, hello everyone, we meet again!" Ye Luo coughed twice and greeted everyone with a smile.

"Start now, don't think about water time!"

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, a little embarrassed. Lord Water God is sitting next to me. Can't you old guys give me some face?

"With the arrival of the strong man, it started to rain lightly in the sky..."

Ye Luo just went on and on, and there was no mention of this strong man later.

It seems that this strong man is just a flash of lightning before the thunderstorm, insignificant.

"Old thief, you are being unkind. Why don't you reveal the identity of the strong man to us today?"

The people below were so anxious that they wanted to beat Ye Luo. They hated this kind of pretense the most.

Ye Luo coughed twice, cleared his throat and explained: "Ahem, his name is just a strong man, but he is actually just an ordinary little character. As for why the sky and the earth change color, isn't it the same before it rains?"

The result was the same as before, with expressions of disdain on the faces of everyone in the audience. But, they still take the bait every time.

……

"Ahem, did you think today was over? No!" Ye Luo looked at the people who were about to leave and stopped them with a smile.

"Old thief, you didn't bring any magazines, what else are you selling?" They looked back at Ye Luo and asked in confusion.

"Of course, we are going to tell a new novel today!" Ye Luo explained with a smile.

"What, there's still one, you thief is not short anymore!" Everyone looked excited and quickly occupied the front row.

Funina also looked at Ye Luo very curiously. She was also a loyal fan of Ye Luo and never missed every issue.

Ye Luo didn't show off, and said with a smile: "The book I'm going to talk about today is related to one of the audience members here. You might as well take a guess!"

"It must be the old thief himself. He will probably tell the story of how he became shorter!"

"Could it be that I was caught crossing the road last week and he wants to praise me?"

"I think it should be me. I defeated two adventurers the day before yesterday and saved a Qiuqiu dog."

……

Listening to the increasingly outrageous topics, Ye Luo did not hide anything, pointed directly at Funina and said:

"The protagonist of today's novel is our great Lady Funina, the demon god named Fukalos, the water god known as the god of justice!"

Funina heard that the protagonist Ye Luo said was herself, and she was ready to stand up and introduce her.

As a result, Ye Luo said all her lines directly. What did she say, ahhhh!

"I'm not a protagonist, I'm just a little stronger. Moreover, gods are just my starting point. My ultimate ideal is to have peace and justice in the world!"

Funina stood up and gave an exciting speech!

Ye Luo took the lead in clapping her hands and applauding very hard.

Everyone in the audience also applauded. Although Funina was very out of place, this was also the reason why she was so popular.

"Ahem, okay, let's start now, let's enter the world of "Fu Huo Tian"!" Ye Luo coughed twice and sat down again.

"The top of the gods, proud of the world, there will be heaven with me, Fukalos! In the 5322rd year of Teyvat Calendar 00 Group 173, the first water god Egolia failed to resist, and the forbidden demon led three thousand demons to invade Fontaine."

"At the critical moment, the Water Dragon King stepped forward and used a water dragon wave to repel dozens of demons. However, facing the vast sea of ​​three thousand demons, the Water Dragon King was really powerless.

Although the Water Dragon King is powerful, no matter how powerful a person is, there will be times when he is exhausted. Seeing the Forbidden Demon God sneaking in. When the Water Dragon King was about to fall, a scornful laugh sounded as clear as a silver bell: "

"A mere group of turtles dare to invade our Fontaine territory. I am here, and anyone who dares to invade our Fontaine territory will be punished no matter how far away they are, no matter how many people are there!"

When Ye Luo said this, he suddenly stopped. There is no way, good things cannot be taken out at once.

The water flows slowly, if you talk a little bit a day, you can brag about the water god every day. Hahaha, with my wisdom in dealing with people, the Water God couldn't help but be moved to tears by me!

Funina was not moved as Ye Luo expected, but looked at Ye Luo fiercely, wishing to strangle him to death.

One is that Ye Luo Water Dragon King was written so weakly, and she felt sorry for Navilette.

The second, third, and fourth reasons are of course that when it was her turn to show off, Ye Luo got stuck here before her name was revealed!

You should say her name anyway, otherwise others will think she is the first water god. God knows how uncomfortable she is now!