Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Ms. Funina, are you okay?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked cautiously.

Funina suddenly woke up. She looked at Ye Luo and said calmly: "It's okay, I just thought of a happy thing!"

"Can you share it?" Ye Luo asked curiously.

Hahaha, it’s time for me to show my strength again!

Funina thought, and put on a serious expression on her face.

"A long time ago, the first water god was about to end, and Fengdan faced many dangers. There were many demon gods and powerful enemies looking around, and there were nobles and forces from other countries making trouble inside."

"The Water Goddess is powerless at this moment, and she urgently needs an heir. So, I, Fukaros, appeared!"

"She lamented my great strength and was impressed by my wise wisdom. She lamented that if she gave birth to Fukaros, how could she give birth to Egolia!"

"In the end, she handed over the position of Water God to me and begged me to protect the people of Fontaine. I worked hard to govern and strive for strength. I repeled the invading demon gods with a wave of my hand, so that they did not dare to set foot in Fontaine."

"Then I worked hard to turn the tide before it fell, and helped the building before it collapsed. I successfully revised Fontaine's chaotic order, clarified the code of law, and built Fontaine into its current glory!"

After Fu Nina finished speaking, her whole aura became great, as if a halo enveloped him.

Hahaha, you must have been fooled. If you are not fooled, I will take your last name!

Hold it in, you can't laugh now, otherwise your secret will be exposed if you laugh.

I never thought I was so good. Those novels written by Liyue are so good. I must read more in the future!

After hearing this, Ye Luo was completely shocked. He had previously thought that Funina might be a mascot, but it seemed that he was wrong again.

Such a great god is really not comparable to Barbatos who does nothing all day long.

He had doubted the Water God's strength before. He really deserved to die!

"Then why were you laughing before? Is it because you were very happy thinking about Fengdan's development today?" Ye Luo asked tentatively.

Funina shook her head, stretched out an index finger and waved: "No, I was just laughing at those stupid demon gods who tried to provoke the gods. It is really simple to judge them!"

"Ms. Funina, you are really great! If Fontaine didn't have you, I don't even know if it would still exist!" Ye Luo said very excitedly.

Funina shook her head and said with pitiful eyes: "It is also the responsibility of our gods to protect you weak mortals!"

I don’t know if she has watched too many opera-like trials, but her acting skills are really better than those of ordinary actors, but Ye Luo can’t tell.

Ye Luo looked at Funina, his eyes full of caution and looking like a fanatical fan.

"Ms. Funina, can you sign your name for me?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked excitedly.

"That's all, since you are a servant of the gods, I will give you this honor!" Funina thought for a moment and then agreed.

However, she did not realize that this honor was too common.

Upon hearing this, Ye Luo immediately took out a note from his pocket.

Fu Nina didn't even look at it and directly signed her name - Fu Nina.

"Hahaha, thank you Madam Funina for the bonus!" Ye Luo laughed and unfolded the note, with a paragraph on it.

"I would like to commend Assistant Ye Luo for his good work performance and reward him with 10,000 Mora!"

Funina laughed wildly in her heart. This idiot didn't think that I could get money for my signature, hahaha...

If you take it out and sell it, it will only be worth a hundred molad at most.

"Oh, go ahead, I'm not that stingy person!" Funina sighed, then waved her hand very generously.

"Don't worry, Lady Funina, I will definitely compile your story into a book and publish it in Steam Dog Magazine!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and said seriously.

"It's just a trivial matter, nothing important. However, you can write what you want, but don't ruin the reputation of me, the water god Fukalos!"

Funina waved her hand, as if she didn't care at all. Who wouldn't be confused after seeing this indifference to fame and wealth?

However, she was ecstatic inside.

Hahaha, by then, the entire Fontaine will know the reputation of my water god, Fukalos, and I will judge whoever I want to judge!

Xiao Yezi is really my good assistant, but if he doesn't write well.

Hehe, if the writing is not good, I will judge him and sue him for infringing on my right of reputation!

Funina felt that this was simply the best of both worlds. No matter what, she would win in the end.

"Don't worry, it will definitely look better than this Doupo or something!" Ye Luo immediately shook hands and said very seriously,

"Okay, you can get off work!" Funina saw that it was almost lunch time and immediately waved her hand towards Ye Luo.

She didn't even eat at noon, and she couldn't stand it any longer at night.

"Lady Funina, I can't leave early before it's time to get off work!"

Ye Luo, who heard that he was leaving get off work early, did not leave. Instead, he was upright and expressed his attitude righteously.

Of course, this is not because he loves work, but mainly because he sees that meal time is coming soon, and even if he works overtime, it is not a loss to have dinner in exchange.

Funina's mouth twitched slightly, and she thought to herself, Ye Luo has gone out to fish so many times, yet he still has the nerve to leave early!

"You go back today. I have important things to deal with. This is the task I give you!" Funina stared at Ye Luo and said very seriously.

Hmm... Eating should be considered a very important thing. Please call me Funina. She never likes to lie.

Seeing that he couldn't delay the meal, Ye Luo immediately said with a sad face: "My respected Lord Water God, you have to make the decision for me!"

Funina blinked and looked at Ye Luo doubtfully, thinking to herself: What disease has he committed again!

"There is no need to panic. I, the God of Justice, Fukaros, am here, and all injustices will be judged by me!" Funina waved her hand, looking calm and composed.

However, the melon-eating mode had already started in her mind, and the two Funina started a heated discussion.

What's wrong with him? This kid is so cunning, no one can bully him yet!

I think it's still possible. Maybe he talked too much and deserved a beating, and then he was beaten!

……

Ye Luo looked at Funina with a sad face and cried:

"Uh-huh, Lady Funina, do you know the Leete family? This family wants to kill me. If it weren't for my keen intuition today, I would have been killed by the mechanical guards they controlled!"