Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Lady Funina, I made a mistake. I meant that I am loyal to you!" Ye Luo quickly explained.

"I don't believe it, just wait to be judged, hum!" Funina said angrily.

"Lord Funina, please let me know exactly what crime I have committed!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and decided to defend his innocence.

"You scalded me with hot water!" Funina pointed at her red lips and said angrily.

"But, you are the Lord Water God. You are a god, but you are still a water god. Can you be scalded by a cup of ordinary hot water?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked in confusion.

Funina suddenly became speechless. It was impossible for her to disclose her lack of power.

Even the last time the [servant] attacked her, she didn't say anything.

Therefore, it was impossible for her to judge Ye Luo just for a burn injury.

As for private trials, this is even more impossible.

As the God of Justice, any judgment will be exposed to the sun and subject to public review.

Funina thought about it carefully and realized that Ye Luo had good intentions, although she didn't know why hot water could cure diseases.

"Haha, I'm kidding you. I'm a god, how could a cup of hot water burn me!" Funina suddenly laughed and looked at Ye Luo and teased.

When Ye Luo saw this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Accompanying you is truly like accompanying a tiger, thunder, rain and dew are all heaven’s blessings.

Ye Luo shook his head quickly and said that he was not a eunuch!

"That's good, Lady Funina, what happened to you before..." Ye Luo said, imitating Funina's previous appearance and asked.

"Ahem, this involves a secret, you don't need to know!" Funina coughed twice and said with a serious expression.

"Hmm..." Ye Luo nodded, wanting to ask something but didn't dare.

"Do you have any questions? I'm in a good mood and can answer it for you!" Funina looked at Ye Luo's hesitation and asked with a smile.

"Um...do I need a rabies vaccine for this wound?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked tentatively.

"Get out!" Funina roared angrily, pointing directly in the direction of the door, looking like she was gritting her teeth!

Ye Luo thought she was ill again, so he left quickly.

Funina calmed down after seeing Ye Luo leave. She gets angry when she sees Ye Luo now. She is not a dog, so why should she get rabies vaccine?

Besides, I am a god, and it is your honor to bite you, hum!

……

Ye Luo left Mangmo Palace and wandered on the street.

There was no other way, Funina ordered him to get out, and of course he could skip work as a matter of course.

There are many pedestrians on the street. There were also huge mechanical patrol guards, which made Ye Luo feel a little scared when he saw them.

That pitch-black barrel can pour out devastating bullets in an instant.

Seeing this kind of mechanical guard, Ye Luo took a detour. He has always had little trust in this kind of mechanical intelligence.

Ye Luo really admired the head of the Law Enforcement Court and doubted whether he was seriously ill. He had such great courage to equip some machines with weapons.

He can be sure that in the future, these machines will definitely lose control for various reasons and be easily used by villains!

Ye Luo's avoidance of the mechanical guard was also discovered by the mechanical guard.

As a result, the tall mechanical guard stopped Ye Luo, who turned around and was about to leave.

"Sir, please show me your ID!" The dark muzzle of the gun was pointed at Ye Luo, and the mechanical sound came into Ye Luo's ears.

Ye Luo immediately turned his head, feeling frightened in his heart.

He has no identity at all, how can he get the documents. No, he has to ask Funina to apply for a certificate for him next time.

Now, it's time to figure out how to get through the crisis at hand.

"I keep my ID at home, can you wait until I go back to get it back?" Ye Luo looked at it and showed a kind smile, hoping to be judged as a good citizen by it.

"Please show me your ID!" The mechanical guard spoke again, and Ye Luo already heard a "click" sound, as if a bullet was being loaded.

Ye Luo's mind went blank. This mechanical guard wouldn't shoot directly!

At this time, a piece of paper suddenly appeared in front of Ye Luo.

"He is an employee of our Thorny Rose Club. He forgot to bring his ID, but I can vouch for it!" Navia, who was wearing long hair, looked at the mechanical guard and said calmly.

"Miss, don't take risks!" At this time, a man wearing sunglasses and a suit quickly ran over.

"Brothers, the lady is in danger, show your weapons!" Another man in a suit immediately shouted to the younger brother behind him.

Immediately, all kinds of long guns and short cannons were pulled out and pointed at the mechanical guards.

"Warning, warning..." The mechanical guard immediately shouted, but the barrel of the gun in his hand quickly retracted.

"The certificate is valid, the inquiry is over!" After the voice fell, the mechanical guard stepped away.

When the man in the suit saw this, he quickly put away his weapon. He looked like a good, civilized and law-abiding citizen!

"Thank you for saving me. My name is Ye Luo, from Xiacheng District!" Ye Luo looked at the gang-like crowd and thanked him weakly.

"Xiacheng District, you don't know me?" Navia looked at Ye Luo and asked with a smile.

She went to Xiacheng District many times. As a person from Xiacheng District, how could she not know him.

"Tell me, where are you from?" Navia looked at Ye Luo and asked curiously.

To be targeted by those guys, his identity is definitely not simple. If they are simple guys, they only need to send someone to teach them a lesson, and there is no need to risk changing the built-in program of the mechanical guard.

"I'm really from the Lower City. I moved there half a month ago, and I'm living in Uncle Tegel's house!" Seeing that she didn't believe it, Ye Luo quickly explained.

Navia blinked and thought for a while, it seemed that there was indeed such a person in the Lower City.

"What's your other identity?" Navia looked at Ye Luo and asked again.

She believed that although those guys hated people from Xiacheng District, they would never attack an ordinary Xiacheng District person for no reason. There must be some grudge against them.

Ye Luo was secretly worried. This group of people looked like they were black and they must not have a good impression of the Water God.

If they knew I was the Water God's assistant, they might have to send me back to the mechanical guard.

Just when Ye Luo was silent, a voice stopped Ye Luo again.

"Master, if you don't work hard as the assistant to Lord Water God, why are you running out to be lazy again? How long has it just been?"

That's right, little Melo Xinxin Kedis, who walks around selling magazines, came bounding over again.

Ye Luo felt a chill in his heart, it was over, he was killed by this traitor.

"Ahem, I'm out on a mission!" Ye Luo coughed twice, smiled awkwardly, and stared at this group of black men in black suits with great vigilance.

As long as they dare to take action, he will hold their eldest lady hostage and make them use the enemy as a weapon!

"Boss Navia, why are you here?" Curtis looked at Navia again and waved hello with a smile.

Navia suddenly showed a smile, nodded and said: "Hello, Curtis."

Curtis had distributed flyers for the Rose of Thorns Society before, so the two knew each other.

It can be said that Curtis is the strongest odd job king. She can do all the work of handing out flyers, advertising, and selling newspapers.

"Boss, do you want to buy a magazine?" Curtis asked with a smile as she waved the magazine in her hand.

"Well, buy one, butler, give me the money!" After Navia said that, the old butler behind her immediately took out Mora and handed it to Curtis.

Curtis took Maura and handed the magazine over with a smile.

After Ye Luo updated the high-wage system, he would get a commission of 10 molas for every magazine sold.

So, she worked harder.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. It's a good thing that you two started chatting and left me alone.

I am Lord Water God's assistant. You are a gang leader, don't you have any ideas?