Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"But, I'm not a flying object!" the pure water elf said aggrievedly.

Funina naturally couldn't let Ye Luo steal the limelight anymore, so she immediately said: "You can fly, you must have flown just now!"

"Yeah!" The pure water elf nodded confusedly. What Fu Nina said was the truth.

"Then why are you not a flying object?" Funina looked at the pure water elf and asked with a smile.

When Fu Nina said this, she was immediately drawn in. She seemed to be a flying object!

"Thank you!" The pure water elf thanked him immediately, almost getting caught.

"Thank you, I want to accuse you. As the God of Justice, I cannot tolerate anyone in my country violating the law!" Funina shook her head and said with dignity.

Seeing this, Ye Luo quickly advised: "Lord Water God, she didn't know this law just now. As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, so let's make an exception this time!"

He finally knew his responsibilities now. If Funina strictly fulfilled the decree, there would definitely be few people in Fontaine.

"No, no one can escape judgment, not even gods!" Funina was very stubborn and refused to let go.

"..." Ye Luo was speechless. He really didn't know why Fengdan had such a weird law.

"I...I plead guilty!" The pure water elf had no choice but to lower his head under the eaves.

"Very good, just go volunteer for one day and then go back!" Funina thought for a moment and then gave her verdict.

Ye Luo and the pure water elf both breathed a sigh of relief. It would be acceptable if they didn't go to Merlot Petersburg.

"Seeing how pitiful you are, I can give you a little extra... um, a little sponsorship. When you finish the work, you can harvest a hundred apples!" Funina said very arrogantly.

Ye Luo was stunned when she heard this. It seemed that she had mistakenly blamed this arrogant water god.

Maybe she saw the pure water elf eating apples before, so she wanted to help!

"Wow, thank you, Lord Water God!" The pure water elf was sincerely convinced and thanked him gratefully.

Her family members all ran away from Fontaine, and she originally planned to go home and pack up before leaving Fontaine today. Now it seems that there are still many good people!

She looked at the apple in her arms and was so moved that water drops kept falling to the ground.

"You are also one of my subjects. As long as you don't violate the law, I will still be easy to talk to and care about my subjects!" Funina said with a smile.

"Yeah!" The pure water elf nodded immediately.

"Little Ye Zi, go buy a hundred apples!" Funina glanced at Ye Luo and said with a smile.

"Ahem, Lord Water God, I have no money. I paid for all my meals this morning!" Ye Luo coughed twice and explained awkwardly.

"Ah..." Funina looked at Ye Luo in confusion. She just made a withdrawal, so she has no money now?

What should I do? How can I take back what I said?

I am a god, how can I break my promise? I heard that anyone who breaks his promise should be punished by eating a rock!

No, it's all Ye Luo's fault. I need him to solve the problem for me.

"It doesn't matter, go pick the apples from the tree. Anyway, there are not a hundred. When there are a few less, you will..." Funina said, looking at Ye Luo with an evil smile.

She showed her cards, she stopped pretending. Originally, she wanted to get along with Ye Luo as an ordinary person, but what she got in exchange was resistance.

Now, Funina's true face is revealed, and Ye Luo can only pick apples with tears in her eyes, scolding Funina in her heart that she is a black-hearted capitalist, and she will have to put up street lights sooner or later!

……

Ye Luo left Funina and went to buy apples. Naturally, he couldn't really go to the wild to pick them. He wouldn't be able to resist any Qiuqiu people or abyss mage he encountered.

He admitted that he had misunderstood. He had thought that Funina, as the Goddess of Water, was also a water element, so she would be rich no matter what.

It seems that I am still shallow. I don’t even have the money to buy a hundred apples, and I still need him to pay for it, woo woo woo…

Now it seems that Villette is the worst off, and Funina probably has no money to pay him at all.

Ye Luo came to the market with a sad face and bought a sack of apples.

"Master, why are you here? Shouldn't you be working as Lord Water God's assistant? Why did you pick up the garbage?" At this time, Curtis walked over unsteadily, looked at Ye Luo and asked.

No wonder Curtis misunderstood, Ye Luo was holding an old sack. This equipment is necessary for picking up garbage.

"You're just picking up garbage, how can you not look down on people who pick up garbage." Ye Luo looked at Kirdis's eyes and immediately lectured her.

"I don't. I just want to tell Master that there is a lot of garbage there, and it will definitely be sold for a lot of money!" Curtis waved her hand and pointed in one direction and explained.

"Oh, I'll be there right away!" Ye Luo nodded quickly, and after taking just two steps, he realized that he was not a garbage collector.

"What am I going to do? I told you, I'm not picking up garbage, there are apples inside!" Ye Luo opened the sack helplessly, secretly despising the merchant and not knowing the whole package.

Isn't it just to give you a 50% discount? I don't know how to make small profits but quick turnover, and I don't have any business acumen.

Seeing this, Curtis nodded and said: "Master, don't worry, even though you have become a beggar, I will still recognize you as my master!"

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and he turned away directly. He was afraid that he would be angered to death by this traitor!

"Brother?" At this moment, a girl suddenly came over and shouted hesitantly towards Ye Luo.

Ye Luo looked at the girl in confusion and scratched his head. He didn't know when he had a sister!

"I know you. Aren't you Linnie's magic assistant, Linnette?" Curtis came over at this time, waved her little hand, and asked excitedly: "Aren't you a bionic person? How could you... "

"Stop, you sell magazines for me, don't be lazy!" Ye Luo quickly interrupted Curtis. This apprentice was really getting more and more disobedient!

Well, she has never been obedient, except for giving money!

"Well, I'm sorry, I lost my memory before. Are you my sister?" Ye Luo scratched his head, smiled awkwardly, and looked at Linnet with a gentle look on his face and asked.

Lynette nodded immediately, her thoughts going back to a few years ago. She was rescued from the nobles by her father and came to Hearth House.

After that, she has been depressed and has some psychological shadow.

Brother Ye Luo always comes out to make her happy and buys her various snacks. He is also the only two people whom Linnet is willing to talk to. The first person is of course his brother Linny!

He also told himself that if he didn't want to talk, he could pretend to be an android. Something like entering standby mode really saved her a lot of unnecessary communication!

"What's wrong, can you tell me something about me?" Ye Luo asked with a gentle smile, for fear of disturbing this introverted sister.

"I'm sorry, my sister accidentally got lost just now, causing you trouble!" At this time, a boy wearing a black top hat walked out, and he looked exactly like the girl in front of him.

Ye Luo couldn't help but sigh, it turned out that he had admitted his mistake. I look nothing like his brother, and besides, he wears black stockings!

Seeing this, Ye Luo took two steps back. He felt goosebumps all over his body.