Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"What should we do? The people outside are still waiting!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and said helplessly.

"Just wait, let's continue!" Ye Luo smiled and pulled Funina into the bed again.

……

"Dong dong dong..."

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

Ye Luo and Funina then got dressed and went to open the door.

"Hey, it's you. Are you here to make fun of me?" Furninna pushed open the door and found the yellow-haired traveler and her flying companion.

"No...no, we just came to see how you are doing, hehe!" Paimon scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Now that you've seen it, do you want to laugh at me?" Funina folded her hands in front of her, very dissatisfied.

"We are relieved to see that you are okay. I heard that they want to nominate you to be the Water God again. What do you think?"

Paimon looked at Furniture and said with a smile, as if he didn't hear Furniture's dissatisfaction at all.

"What should I think? Of course I don't want to. I have been the water god for five hundred years. I've had enough of it." Funina shook her head.

"But, if you don't become the Water God, won't you be bullied in the future..." Paimon scratched his head and said curiously.

"What are you talking about? Who dares to bully my Fu Fu!" Ye Luo immediately stood up and asked.

"No... no, that's not what I mean. What I mean is that without the money spent by Momang Palace, what would you eat now?" Paimon looked at Funina and asked.

"Let's eat macaroni!" Funina didn't want to pay attention to the two of them and disturb her and Ye Luo's sweet time, so she responded.

"Won't you get tired of eating macaroni every day?" Paimon asked again.

"Of course not. You can just eat meat sauce one week and ketchup the next..."

The corners of Funina's mouth rose slightly. If Ye Luo wasn't there, maybe she would really be like this and could only eat macaroni.

"Ah..." Paimon was obviously shocked by what Finina said. She didn't expect that someone was even more miserable than her. It seemed that the Traveler was quite good to her!

"Okay, do you have anything else to do?" Funina looked at the two of them and asked.

"Um... can I ask you for a favor? We have a small crew here, and one of the actors is sick..." Paimon spoke haltingly, obviously a little embarrassed.

"Well... no problem, but do you know my appearance fee?" After thinking for a moment, Funina asked.

"Ah... no... I don't know!" Paimon shook his head, looking confused.

They asked friends for help before, and no one ever charged them!

"No way! You don't want to pay my salary? This is against Fontaine law. I can sue you!" Funina said hurriedly in surprise.

"You still want to get my Fu Fu for free? No way. I'm the only one who can get her for free!" Ye Luo also stood up and said seriously.

"Huh..." Paimon scratched his head, then pulled Ying aside to discuss.

Fu Nina glared at Ye Luo. What do you mean by freeloading? Can you speak?

After a while, they came over again and said, "Okay, we'll pay you for the performance!"

Funina looked at Ye Luo and nodded.

Since there is a fee, that's fine. She doesn't want to become a parasite by eating Ye Luo's Mora every day!

"Fu Fu, I'll go with you. What if they bully you?" Ye Luo reminded them quickly in front of them.

Paimon and Ying looked at each other and blushed. They had lied to Funina before, so they couldn't refute it.

"Okay!" Furninna nodded and agreed.

……

"What a wonderful performance. I didn't expect that Lady Funina is still honing her acting skills after leaving the stage!" The host applauded and praised.

The audience also applauded loudly, welcoming Funina who had not appeared in public for a long time.

"Hehe, it's just average. Everyone is very nice!" Funina smiled and said somewhat proudly.

"By the way, I heard that you prepared a prop. Why is this prop, the Eye of God, still glowing?" The host looked at Funina's Eye of God and asked with a smile.

"Ah, let me see!" Finina took the Eye of God in her palm and was stunned.

"This...this is true!" she said with some doubt.

"Lady Funina has obtained the Eye of God. When will she consider succeeding the position of Water God?" the host joked with a smile.

"I choose Funina, she is the one that everyone wants!" Ye Luo shouted with a smile on his face, pinching his throat.

"Funina...Funina!"

Funina quickly waved her hands and explained, "I don't have this plan. I plan to become a director and make many excellent works to give back to my fans!"

"It seems that we won't have the chance to see Lady Finina slaughtering everyone in the judgment seat!" The master resolved the embarrassment with a smile.

"Well... I still go to court trials occasionally. If you need it, I can provide free defense!" Funina said with a smile.

……

"Xiao Ye, bring the milk tea, hahahaha..." After returning home, Funina looked left and right with the Eye of God, and was extremely satisfied.

Ye Luo had no choice but to serve her a cup of milk tea with double sugar.

"Hahaha... let's sing!" Funina stood up and waved her hand in a very childish way.

Suddenly, three aquatic creatures appeared.

"Lady Hevima, Miss Shebeleda, and Lord Uther..." Finina seemed to be very familiar with the three water phantoms, and she was very excited while hugging the seahorse.

Ye Luo was stunned for a moment, then remembered his partner in becoming a god.

Ever since that day of trial, he could no longer summon chlorophyll.

Now, he had a faint feeling that he could summon it.

"Hahaha, Xiao Ye, you can't do it. But I can summon three companions!" Funina put her hands on her hips and looked at Ye Luo proudly.

"Chlorophyll, come out!" Ye Luo waved his hand violently, and Chlorophyll suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Most of them!" Chlorophyll shouted immediately when he saw Ye Luo.

Hearing the familiar voice, Ye Luo also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fu Fu, my chlorophyll has reached the level of gods, it is not ordinary!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

"Hmph, what's so great about that!" As soon as Funina finished speaking, the three phantoms began to spit at Ye Luo.

……

"Well, Villette, I want to make a movie, can you see if you can... play a role!"

Furninna and Ye Luo came to Villette's office, and she asked cautiously.

After thinking for a moment, Villette replied, "If I'm not busy with official duties, I can go!"

Because he knew how outrageous the movies made by Funina could be.

"Then you must come. We have been friends for more than five hundred years!" Funina said with a smile.

"Well... okay!" Villette finally nodded helplessly.