Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Ye Luo thought for a moment and then said tentatively: "Ahem, have you seen the God of Wind?"

Charlotte shook her head, then took out a pen and paper and looked at Ye Luo seriously.

Ye Luo shook his head secretly. He had never seen it before. Then if he said what he said next, Charlotte might not reply at all.

"Actually, let me tell you, Fengshen is just a street kid. When she doesn't have money to buy alcohol, she will go to the street to sell songs. Moreover, what she is best at is deceiving people..."

News, after all, has to catch people’s attention. If you praise Fengshen, you definitely don't slander Fengshen for his fast flow.

But, I just don’t know if Steam Bird can handle it.

Ye Luo said a lot, and Charlotte's face became more and more ugly. She felt that she had been insulted.

"Mr. Yeluo, please allow me to interrupt you. If you want to insult the gods of Mondstadt and achieve the goal of causing a war between the two countries, I am afraid you will be disappointed!"

Charlotte shook her head. What Ye Luo said was simply groundless.

She also knows a lot about the gods of various countries. Although this wind god is not common, the people of Mondstadt have great faith in this god.

When she was in Mondstadt, the most common thing she heard was "May the wind god bless you."

Therefore, what Ye Luo said was basically trying to sow discord between the two countries.

"Sorry, I still have to interview Lady Funina!" Although Charlotte was extremely well-educated, she was a little angry because her time was wasted in this way.

"I'm sorry, I know this may be difficult to understand, just think it's me telling a story. I apologize to you, but I didn't provide you with any valuable news material."

Ye Luo frankly admitted his mistake and sincerely apologized to Charlotte.

Charlotte heard Ye Luo admit his mistake and looked at his pitiful appearance, and couldn't bear to say anything more.

"Now that I have money, I will definitely pay you back for this meal!" Ye Luo shouted again, with a very firm tone!

Charlotte paid and left directly.

She didn't mind it, she could still afford the money. Ye Luo doesn't pick anything expensive, it's all home-cooked dishes.

It can be seen that Ye Luo is also a "kind-hearted" person.

……

Ye Luo watched the dishes being served one after another and was not ready to think about anything.

The top priority is to fill your stomach first!

He just picked up the fork and ate it hungrily.

Finally, after eating for a while, he felt a little choked and couldn't help but take a sip of the drink.

However, he started to glow and bubble...

"Someone... poisoned..." Ye Luo covered his chest, only feeling pain in his stomach, and pointed at the drink with a trembling finger.

However, the people around him glanced at Ye Luo, and then they all held their stomachs and laughed.

Ye Luo felt a chill in his heart, why are the people in Fengdan so cold-blooded!

However, half a minute later.

"Hey, why am I not dead yet? Is my body invulnerable to all poisons?"

Ye Luo looked at his body in confusion, and the colorful bubbles were gone.

"This guest, Fengda is our specialty drink from Fontaine. That was a normal phenomenon just now!"

It seems that he heard that someone was poisoned, and the waiter rushed over immediately to explain.

They are professionally trained on what to expect from first-time Fontaine drinkers and how to respond.

Unexpectedly, Ye Luo covered his chest, thinking he was poisoned.

He really couldn't help it and couldn't hide the smile on his face.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. It seemed that he had just eaten enough to hold on, rather than being poisoned.

"Ahem, let me make a joke for everyone, isn't it funny?" Ye Luo coughed twice and explained with a smile.

"Hahaha..." The waiter finally couldn't help it and laughed loudly in a very cooperative manner.

The laughter seemed to be contagious, and the sound of laughter echoed throughout the dining hall.

Only Ye Luo didn't laugh because he didn't like to laugh by nature.

"Thank you very much for your performance, sir. Next time you come to our restaurant to dine, we will give you a 20% discount!" The restaurant owner, wearing a towel around his neck, smiled at Ye Luo.

Ye Luo felt like a clown, but thinking about it, the 20% discount next time would be pretty good, so it was not a loss this time.

"Thank you. I'm glad that everyone likes my performance!" Ye Luo put his left hand on his chest, smiled and bowed to everyone!

Originally this was enough food for two people, but Charlotte left early and didn't move at all.

Therefore, how could Ye Luo, who was frugal, be wasteful?

"Boss, pack!"

He swore that it was definitely not because he was poor!

The boss, seeing that Ye Luo had inspired the atmosphere of the whole place, waived his packing fee, which made him extremely happy.

Ye Luo carried the bag and walked out of the restaurant while humming a tune.

After dinner is taken care of, all that remains is accommodation.

Ye Luo's eyes rolled, and then he almost fainted. He only thought of sleeping in the bridge cave.

"Lady Funina is here, let's go over and take a look!"

"Come on, come on, Lady Funina is so cute!"

"Wait for me, don't take my front row seat, I want an autograph!"

……

Ye Luo heard the conversation and immediately realized that this should be an idol star, just like Barbara from Mondstadt.

Ye Luoyi ran over quickly. After eating, his speed was a little faster than ordinary people.

It's a pity that he found out that he didn't have the Eye of God, otherwise he could still make some money by accepting commissions!

Finally, after all the hard work, Ye Luo finally squeezed his way to the front of the crowd.

He thought that if he could get a few signatures, he might be able to make ends meet by selling them.

It’s best to make money from star chasers!

"In Fontaine, any justice will be demonstrated. It is the duty of God to judge evil! In order to celebrate the detection of the gold theft case, I decided... ahem, I decided to throw coins!"

Ye Luo stared at the stage built on boxes. A girl soon walked onto the stage.

She has blue-white hair, with a bunch of silly hair sticking up high, showing her rebelliousness. There is a crown on his head, but it looks very plain and simple.

The dark blue dress she wore looked extremely noble, but it was very inconsistent with her middle-class temperament.

There are also gloves on his hands, one black and one white, I don't know if it's a special feature or just carelessness.

She glanced at everyone, then raised her hands and shouted excitedly: "People, cheer! Welcome our victory, harvest, and accessories of justice!"

After saying that, she grabbed a handful of mola with her hand and threw it downwards.

When Ye Luo saw this, there was only one name in his mind, the Wealth-Losing Boy!

Ye Luo raised his two hands and caught a mola in each hand.

Then he followed the others and squatted on the ground to pick up the fallen Mora.

Although everyone was picking up molas, they were all very civilized and no unpleasant incidents occurred.

This is probably the advantage of governing the country according to law and conducting fair trials!

"Lady Funina, Master Villette is coming soon!" Suddenly, a woman walked up and said next to her.

The woman's expression was cold and she looked very arrogant. Ye Luolai's evaluation has only one word, cool!

The big white slime is so beautiful!

Ye Luo quickly shook his head and patted his head! I don’t have a place to live now, so why are I still riding a horse?

When Funina heard this, she immediately panicked and randomly grabbed a few handfuls of molasses and sprinkled them down.

"People, let us enjoy the joy together and see each other at the next court hearing!"

After saying that, Funina left in a hurry.

The original arrogant aura suddenly disappeared. Well, how should I put it, he was like a wandering singer avoiding the urban management.

After Funina left, the guards also moved away the box she was standing on, doing their job skillfully.

Wave your sleeves and leave no trace of dust behind.

After the whole journey, Ye Luo was stunned.

He only had one idea now, to hug the lap of this little girl who was a bit of a middle-aged girl and loved throwing coins.

Although she looked embarrassed when she left, her action of throwing coins was really beautiful!