Infinite nonsense
Chapter 8
"Ahh! What should I do? It's not that I don't want to help Xiao Momo! But then I won't have time to go shopping in Shanghai's commercial streets! Besides, they are dragging you so far away. Help you escape with a sniper rifle! Do you know how much I sacrificed for you and Silly Kawashima!! Idiot!!!"
On the street, which was extremely hot even at night, a middle-aged man wearing a dark green dress and heavy makeup was dragging something like a sniper rifle and running in circles angrily.
"I haven't been free for a day since I believed your lies and came to Shanghai! After you were caught by the police, I was inexplicably forced by that gorilla Kawashima to practice marksmanship every day! In the past three months, I have been practicing marksmanship every day. I've been watched over by that stupid gorilla for a minute! I really can't bear it!!! And why does he have my hotel room key?! It's obvious that you guys colluded with each other, right!? I just got out of the bathroom and was raped by this guy After seeing it all, how are you going to compensate for the loss of my virginity!"
"Uncle Shemale......"
"Call me Miriko! You brat!"
"I'll treat you to premium sushi! Please!"
"Don't use this to tempt...special grade...did you just say special grade..."
"Please! It doesn't matter if it's dozens or hundreds!!!"
"………………………"
"Then there's nothing you can do about it. After all, you have no one else to choose but me, right? Haha! There's really nothing I can do about you! But let me tell you! I'm not helping you just because it's premium sushi! Humph!"
"…………"
After several active exchanges, the two began to gradually enter the topic.
"So who is that person?" Miriko suddenly asked seriously.
"I don't know for sure. It might be the person with a smiling face or some guys from the remnant forces. All in all, that person's "heart" is really strong. To be honest, I might be suppressed by this person's "rules". Yang Mo said in a deep voice.
"Oh? There are not many people who can suppress Xiao Momo's "rules" now." While chatting with Yang Mo, the ladyboy was smiling and saying hello to a passing elementary school student. Although he was looked at with a look of fear and disgust. (But it’s a really awesome smile, in every sense of the word...)
"Anyway, I want you to kill him."
"Okay, leave it to me! I am one of the "strongest" who has won against many different players..." Miriko said confidently, shaking her long black hair.
"………………" (Yang Mo cannot reduce Miriko's inexplicable enthusiasm by complaining)
"That's it! If anything happens, contact me in time. There's still time to pay attention." After saying this, Yang Mo's communication stopped abruptly.
"What a little devil! It's still the same as a few years ago." Miriko said helplessly.
"Then what should we do next..." Miriko began to walk forward.
It has to be said that the presence of Miriko, especially on such a bustling Shanghai street, can be said to have a great impact on pedestrians on the road, so the return rate can be said to be quite high.
"Huh? Are there any shemales so ugly nowadays?"
"Maybe it's some kind of hobby?"
"Is he a foreigner from Thailand?"
"Are you an Internet celebrity? You dress up so eye-catchingly because you want to become famous, right?"
"What is he dragging? Is it a gun!"
Pedestrians on the road began to whisper.
Of course, as a party involved, I don’t have this consciousness.
"Is this the atmosphere of Shanghai? Ah! It's such a tolerant city! The flow of people is not even higher than that of Tokyo, it's really Yuan気いっぱいですね!" Miriko couldn't help but sigh loudly.
People unanimously took the initiative to make room for Miriko to walk.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't expect me to be so popular. I can't help it! Did everyone know about me when I was in Game Duel? Ah! What a shame!" Miriko couldn't help but giggle as she thought about it.
"How disgusting." This is the common sentiment of everyone.
At this time, Miriko noticed a little boy in the crowd, panting and looking around. Suddenly, Miriko's eyes lit up and she ran towards him.
"You...you..." the little boy was out of breath.
"Wait a minute, take your time and adjust your breathing." Miriko squatted down and said softly without any surprise.
The little boy slowly calmed down and looked at Miriko innocently with his big eyes.
"Sister, a brother asked me to give you this letter." The little boy said and took out a dark red envelope from his pocket.
"Ah! This child is so cute! Maybe only children can understand my appearance now." Miriko said touchedly.
"Oh~ let's see what it is~" Miriko lazily took the letter and started to open it.
"These days, people still use letter paper to deliver."
"Speaking of this, big brother, let me tell you..." the little boy suddenly remembered.
"He's not dead yet."
At this moment, Miriko's hand suddenly stopped, her whole body began to tremble involuntarily, and a look of fear slowly began to appear in her eyes.
"What you did two years ago makes no sense at all." The boy said every word.
Miriko sat slumped on the ground.
Of course he knew who this person was, or rather he already had a vague outline in his mind when he got the letter.
"That's it, it turns out that "Demon" is not dead yet." Miriko smiled miserably, the undisguised anger in her eyes rising continuously.
"Yang Mo, I really can't imagine what your expression would be like if you saw this envelope again."
"When did he give you this letter?"
"I remember yesterday, I was asked by that big brother on the road. He said that there will be an old man dressed as a woman coming at the commercial street at noon tomorrow." The little boy looked at Miriko sitting on the ground inexplicably.
"Ah..." Miriko felt a little embarrassed that she had been exposed.
"He said he would give me a surprise after the mission is completed!" the little boy told Miriko excitedly.
"Surprise..." Miriko stood up and looked at the boy doubtfully.
Miriko suddenly guessed something and saw the numerical value appearing on the envelope in her hand.
"10......"
"He still doesn't get tired of playing such a nasty game!"
"Are you kidding!" Miriko yelled.
"Everyone! There is a bomb! Get down quickly!" Miriko yelled with her eyes wide open in fear and with all her strength.
"Huh?" The little boy looked up at Miriko in confusion.
Miriko quickly crumpled the letter into a ball and took a deep breath.
"Link start."
At this moment, Miriko threw the letter into the air and suddenly a flash of light appeared in her hand, and an oversized lipstick appeared.
"Christian Dior: ホームラン!"
(Dior Collection: Home Run!)
"Don't underestimate a woman who carries lipstick in her bag at all times! Damn you bastard!"
Miriko's bat hit the letter ball directly into the air nearly a thousand meters. That's right! This is the thousand-meter altitude that belongs to Miriko!
"1, 0."
As the countdown ended, the letter slowly fell from the air.
"Is it fake?" Miriko looked up at the envelope in surprise.
"No! It's a delayed explosion! As expected of you! "Demon"!" Miriko smiled after thinking about it.
"Christian Dior: bewitchXingyao second paragraph!"
"(Dior Series: Charming Star 2nd Stage!)"
Miriko hugged the lipstick, and then the lipstick shot towards the letter like a missile. Only then did the explosion sound resound in the night sky.
"Ah! It's really dangerous! Ah! I'm covered in stinky sweat now! Damn you guy!" Miriko put the oversized lipstick up and pulled her clothes to smell it.
Everyone stared at Miriko in shock. I have to say that this is a bit subversive of daily life in Shanghai.
"Uncle, you are so powerful!" The little boy looked at Miriko with admiration like a little star.
Upon seeing this, Miriko knelt down and looked at the little boy with a smile.
"Next time, don't ask for things from strangers, and I'm your sister~" Miriko winked cutely.
"Okay, sister!"
"Ang! What a good boy! My sister is looking forward to your future adult life!"
"Oh, right!" Miriko suddenly remembered and turned to face the crowd.
"I'm sorry, everyone! I'm really sorry for disturbing everyone's daily life! Please forgive me! Today's night is destined to be a long night. Please enjoy the excitement of Shanghai tonight."
"Hmm! Disappeared!?"
"Is there a show going on at this time?"
"What's going on? I can't figure it out?!"
................................................
"What a surprising piece of information! If he is still alive, I'm afraid the rest are in Tokyo. No, I'm afraid Unlimited gamers around the world will be unable to contain themselves, right? It's been a long time since I've had this exciting feeling." Miriko smiled. Then she slowly put on her lady's hat and walked towards the bustling Bund.
9.20pm
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