Naruto: How could I choose a girl when I traveled through Uchiha?

A beautiful sunset has appeared in the western sky. Uchiha Naraku and his party feel a little tired after a day of flying on a dragon.

It's not that riding a dragon is hard, it's mainly that the whole day is mentally tortured.

Uchiha Naraku, Itachi and Chajian had black streaks all over their heads. They were speechless for a while listening to Jiraiya and the evil green dragon laughing. Sure enough, none of the Sannin were normal.

"Comrade Jiraiya, let me tell you a funnier joke. A long time ago, there was a little girl named Naraku."

"One day, her mother asked her to go out and buy a cucumber, and then she ran out of the house. When she got to the market, she had an idea and bought an eggplant! Hahahaha!"

"When she got home, her mother thought the eggplant was too thick, so she beat Naraku violently. Naraku screamed after being beaten. Her mother was very angry and went to the market to buy cucumbers. As a result... As a result, her mother bought two cucumbers at once. A pound of eggplant.”

"Wow ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahaha! This joke is so funny, just the inspiration I need, hahaha!"

Listening to the chatter of a man and a dragon not far away, the three of them felt that their patience was almost reaching its limit.

"You don't even know that Naraku was so frightened when he saw that her mother's two pounds of eggplants actually only had one eggplant, hahaha!"

These two things! ! Just tell a joke. What the hell is Naraku the hero? This uncle can tolerate it but his aunt can't.

Thinking of this, Naraku suddenly stood up from the ground. If she hadn't been afraid that her little white flower character would collapse along the way, she would have started to curse people with her little temper. How could she wait until now?

"Xiao Lu, I want to test whether your skull is strong enough. Maybe I can't punch it through with a deliberate punch?"

Ocean Yalong Xiaolu felt a strong low pressure coming straight towards him, and immediately stopped talking, then tilted his huge head to the other side, and then muttered:

"I've been flying with you all day, but I'm exhausted. I need to take a nap first. Miss Naraku, please don't disturb me."

"If you want to sleep, go back to your dragon's nest. You are no longer needed here!"

Naraku ruthlessly chose to abandon Xiaolu.

"No, I want to chat with Comrade Jiraiya for a while longer."

After listening to Xiao Lu's words, Jiraiya burst out laughing, looking like he was the most charming person in the world.

Not long after, a burst of white smoke dissipated, and Xiaolu classmate was finally driven away by the cruel Naraku.

It was only then that Naraku sat proudly next to a towering old tree, and Itachi walked over quietly, then took off his coat and put it on Naraku's body, and then whispered said:

"Be careful of catching a cold."

Uchiha Naraku:......

Senju Chakan: Damn Uchiha Itachi, you scheming bitch!

Jiraiya: Today's young people...

......

When night gradually fell, in a mountain col just over two kilometers away from Naraku and the others, eight masked Kirigakure assassination troops stood quietly in the forest, as if waiting for something.

Not long after, as expected, a slightly heavy footsteps came from deep in the forest. When the footsteps got closer, an unusually tall figure finally came to the eight ninjas.

It was a man who was 2.5 meters tall. He had long orange hair. There was a fluffy white bandage around his neck. There were green stripes on his face, and he was carrying a It's the same shark muscle.

If Naraku were here, he would be able to recognize at a glance that this man who looked like a hill was none other than the Watermelon Mountain Blowfish Demon, one of Kirigakure's Seven Ninja Swordsmen.

"grown ups!"

All Kirigakure immediately knelt down on one knee to show their respect for the person in front of them.

Of course, Konoha is not the only one who is unlucky in this world. With the defection of Black Hoe Raiga and Loquat Juzo a few days ago, the unusually tall man in front of him has truly become the last glory of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the previous generation.

In Kirigakure, a village where everyone is in danger, this man is the only one who will unconditionally protect the glory of the Blood Mist no matter what happens to Kirigakure. He is the real hero in their hearts.

"You all listen to me. I don't need to say more here about how important our actions in three days are to Kirigakure. Therefore, our mission is particularly critical."

"We must not allow any Konoha reinforcements to enter the battlefield ahead. As long as we can severely damage the Uchiha clan in the next battle, then conquering Konoha will no longer be a dream!"

"For the glory in the blood mist!"

"We are all willing to die for the village!"

......

Early the next morning, it was just dawn, and the early bugs had been wiped out by the birds. Probably after breakfast, the birds started chatting on the branches and fertilizing the big trees.

At this moment, a shout came from the woods:

"Damn it, who pooped on my head?"

The shocked and angry voice of Senju Chaza pulled Naraku out of his dream.

Naraku opened his eyes drowsily, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and stretched his slender waist lazily. The difficult night was finally over.

"Is everyone awake? Let me tell you the next action plan."

Jiraiya saw the three young people opening their eyes one after another, and immediately clapped his hands gently, attracting the three people's attention.

"Now our location is very close to the Kingdom of Water, so in order not to expose my whereabouts, we can no longer trouble the little green dragon to take us on the road, so we will have to walk for the next part of the journey."

"And this journey may not be very easy. In view of the purpose of our trip, I will make the following arrangements."

Although Jiraiya usually seems very unreliable, don't forget that he commanded the third Ninja War.

"First, I need Naraku's shadow clone to explore the way ahead. I know that you have a strong sense of perception, so I will leave this task to your shadow clone."

"Second: If my whereabouts are discovered by the enemy on the road, then...I request that all the enemies must be eliminated before they can pass on the information, otherwise...the consequences will be disastrous."

(ps: Tonight...well, I won’t post it again, right?)