Wanton Provocation: Little Rose of Blazing Love

"Hey, what are these young lovers whispering about? Can you share it with us?" The director looked at them.

Jiang Yuning looked at the director and raised his head proudly: "You are just whispering, how can I share it?"

"Okay, I won't disturb you two from being so sweet." The director focused his attention on the two people who were about to say some cheesy love words, "Are you two ready?"

Ling Yu nodded: "Yeah."

"Okay, please face each other." The director motioned for them to stand still. "We'll have one minute to say cheesy love words to each other. It's about to begin! Please get ready."

Ling Yu asked: "Director, do you have any ready-made cheesy love talk material?"

"Yes." The director handed them a piece of paper, "It's specially prepared for you."

The two stood face to face, looking at the papers in their hands.

"Okay, you have to say some cheesy love words for one minute. You have to express your feelings while you say them and don't laugh. If you do laugh, you have to start over." The director said the rules, "The challenge begins!"

Ling Yu started first: "Red beans can be made into red bean paste, and potatoes can be made into potato paste. Do you know what kind of paste you can make?"

Huang Tingsi frowned and said hesitantly: "What?" Ling Yu endured the embarrassment and said: "I love you."

Huang Tingsi:......

[…It was so awkward, I almost tapped my toes.]

[I have already carved out a living room and three bedrooms in the office. ]

[Ah! I used this phrase before! I confessed my love to my Cruch! So embarrassing!]

[The one above, so did you succeed in your confession? ]

[No, he doesn't play by the rules! He directly answered that it can be made into ash. ]

[This answer is amazing! Your Cruch is really smart. ]

[You should add one more sentence, are you willing to be turned into ashes with me after a hundred years? Isn't that it?! ]

[…I think it might not work. How did you turn a romantic confession into a supernatural show?]

She suppressed her embarrassment and said, "Can you help me wash something?"

Ling Yu: "Wash what?"

"Xi... like me."

The guests present almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

Jing Yi whispered to Zhang Lin, "Where did the director find this material? It's so tacky."

Zhang Lin: “There is nothing that a director can’t find.”

Jing Yi agreed very much.

Ling Yu: "Do you know what my shortcomings are?"

Huang Tingsi subconsciously replied, "You're just stupid."

Ling Yu: "..."

Huang Tingsi reacted, "Sorry, I spoke too quickly. I talked too much with my friends before."

【Hahahaha, it's so funny, so stupid.】

【This answer is absolutely amazing. 】

[Hahahaha, my mouth is too quick and my brain can't keep up. ]

[They actually get along pretty well, and every sentence they say can be responded to. ]

[Very good, I learned it. Next time I will use this sentence to scold people! Do you know what your shortcoming is? You are stupid. Hahaha.]

Huang Tingsi adjusted her mood and asked, "Sorry, so what are you missing?"

Ling Yu: "...I'm shortcoming of you."

Huang Tingsi was silent for a moment, looking at the cheesy love words on the paper, and continued: "Do you know what I like to eat?"

"what?"

Huang Tingsi was a little embarrassed to speak, and after struggling for a while, she whispered, "...looking at you infatuatedly."

Ling Yu was also shocked by this, and after a long while he continued, "What's your zodiac sign?"

"Is your birth year a pig?"

"No, you belong to me."

……

All the guests present wanted to destroy their ears, but the director was listening with great interest.

If the staff hadn't reminded him that the one minute was up, he would have continued listening.

The director looked regretful: "The time of happiness is always short."

[I'm so damn happy! I almost died of embarrassment.]

[Me too, I don’t dare to watch this part at all, it’s too embarrassing. ]

[I will not participate in this session in the future, as it brings back some unpleasant memories.]

[I really want to see Shen Yanzhou and Jiang Yunning challenge each other once. ]

[Me too, it must be interesting to see real lovers say cheesy love words to each other. ]

……

"Happiness?" Jiang Yuning questioned, "This is obviously embarrassing."

"Why is it awkward?" The director was unconvinced. "Actually, I think it would be better if a real couple took on this challenge. How about you two try it?"

Jiang Yuning decisively refused: "No."

The director began to tempt: "Ten euros."

Jiang Yuning: "Not rare."

The director continued to increase the price: "Fifteen euros."

"Ah."

The director risked his luck: "Fifty euros!"

Jiang Yuning was a little shaken.

"Fifty euros for you two to say it to each other twice, okay?"

Jiang Yuning looked at Shen Yanzhou: "What do you think?"

Shen Yanzhou: "I'll listen to you."

"That's fine." Jiang Yuning gritted his teeth. It was fifty euros. Who would have a problem with money? Especially in such a stingy production team, "Just say it!"

The director laughed and said, "Do you want to come up with your own ideas, or use our ready-made ones?"

Jiang Yuning: “Ready-made.”

Who could come up with such cheesy love words?

"Li Yin, there's a call for you." The assistant at the side shouted in a low voice.

Jiang Liyin looked at the director: "Director, I have to take a call first."

The director nodded: "Okay."

Jiang Liyin walked over, took the phone from the assistant, and glanced at the number: "What's the matter?"

The person on the other side spoke in a serious tone, "The matter has been investigated clearly."

Jiang Liyin's expression froze, and he took a few more steps and said, "Tell me in detail."

……

The two stood face to face. Jiang Yuning looked at the cheesy love words on the paper and didn't know what to say for a moment, so he let Shen Yanzhou speak first.

Shen Yanzhou nodded, without looking at the paper, and looked at Jiang Yuning: "Fanfan, since I met you, I just want to be a certain kind of person. Do you know what kind of person it is?"

Jiang Yunning: "What?"

Shen Yanzhou chuckled softly, his voice gentle: "Your people."

Jiang Yuning blinked and her face turned red when she heard that.

Actually...from what Shen Yanzhou said, it's not that unsophisticated.

[Why do I not feel it is tacky at all when Shen Yanzhou says it, but rather it feels so romantic.]

[I also felt as if Shen Yanzhou was asking me the same question.]

[I've decided! Shen Yanzhou is asking me, so Shen Yanzhou belongs to me! ]

[By the same token, Shen Yanzhou is also mine. ]

……

Jiang Yuning lowered her head to hide her slightly blushing face. She flipped through a few pages and finally found some love words that were not so corny.

"Let me ask you a question. Which of your father, mother, sister, or wife is not related to you by blood?"

Shen Yanzhou didn't answer immediately, but looked at Jiang Yuning and chuckled.

Jiang Yuning thought he was laughing at her, and felt a little embarrassed. She blushed and said, "What are you laughing at? This is not something I came up with. Just answer it."

"Okay." Shen Yanzhou smiled, "Wife."

Jiang Yuning responded subconsciously: "Hmm?"

Shen Yanzhou raised his eyebrows: "The person who is not related to me by blood is - my wife."

The ending tone is unusually elongated.

Jiang Yunning:......

Ah! This is so embarrassing!

What is she saying?

I really want to leave this world...

(?w? )

【Hahaha, it's so natural to agree.】

[This means that Shen Yanzhou has also called him this in private.]

[The sugar content in today's live broadcast exceeds the limit! ]

[Ahhhh, if I could hear Jiang Yuning calling Shen Yanzhou "husband", my wish would be fulfilled.]

【Me too! 】

……

Shen Yanzhou smiled and said, "I want to ask you a question."

"what?"

"Can I kiss you?"

Jiang Yuning blushed: "No."

Shen Yanzhou rubbed her hair and asked softly, "What did I just say to you?"

The warmth of the man's palm made her unable to react for a moment, and she subconsciously said, "Can I kiss you?"

Shen Yanzhou smiled and said, "Yes, sure."

Jiang Yuning also reacted and her eyes widened.

The director started to cheer: "Oh~ give me a kiss! Give me a kiss!"

Others followed suit: "Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss!"

Jiang Yuning's ears began to turn red amid the booing. She looked at the people who were booing her, feeling a little embarrassed: "Stop booing me. What are you kissing?"

He looked at the culprit again and said angrily: "Shen Yanzhou, it's all your fault!"

"My fault." Shen Yanzhou admitted his mistake neatly, "So it's my turn to kiss you."

"What..." Before Jiang Yuning could finish her words, the other person's warm lips fell on her cheek.

It was very light and fast, like being brushed by a feather, it made her feel itchy, and even her heart was tickled.

"Wow~"

"Kiss me!"

"I saw it, it was a real kiss!"

The people present booed even louder.

Netizens watching the live broadcast were also very excited——

[Oh my god! They kissed! ]

【Ahhhh my CP kissed! 】

[I’ve been taking screenshots like crazy! A hundred years from now, I’m going to take these photos with me on the road.]

[Okay, okay, real couples are good, there’s no need to hide the kiss! ]

【When it comes to love, it’s more fun to watch other people fall in love. 】

……

"Wow~" The director couldn't help but cheer, "Real couples are great, I don't mind you going a little deeper."

Jiang Yunning: "..."

"I do mind!" She opened her beautiful eyes wide, staring at the man in front of her, like an angry kitten, with her fur standing on end, and said with her teeth and claws bared, "Why did you suddenly move your hands... No, move your mouth!"

Shen Yanzhou looked at the kitten in front of him, his mouth slightly raised, revealing a doting smile. He reached out and gently pinched her cheek, which had turned red due to anger, and said softly: "Teacher Jiang is so cute that I can't help but want to get close to her."

Hearing Shen Yanzhou's words, Jiang Yuning couldn't help but blink.

What does being cute have to do with her?

The director reminded: "Okay, Mr. Jiang, it's your turn to say some cheesy love words."

Jiang Yuning looked down at the words on the paper, picked one at random, and read: "The doctor said that I have low blood sugar recently and asked me to eat more sugar. Guess what kind of sugar I should eat?"

"What candy?"

The answer was on another page. Jiang Yuning turned it over, his fingers paused, and his expression froze for a moment.

Shen Yanzhou: “Hmm?”

"You...your chest." Jiang Yuning felt ashamed after saying this, and her fingertips on the paper turned pink.

"Oh~" Shen Yanzhou raised his eyebrows when he heard that, "You are welcome anytime."

[Yun Ning, go! Attack! ]

[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter. This paragraph is so tacky.]

[Where did the program crew find these? They are so tacky and greasy. ]

[It can be seen that Jiang Yuning is about to touch the ground with her toes. ]

[Why are you shy! I've touched her in private, so a bite is nothing! ! ! ! ]

[Yes, I really want to ask Jiang Yuning whether Shen Yanzhou’s cherries are delicious.]

[Cherry...Is this something I can talk about? In that case, can I ask about other parts?]

[Ah! You guys are so perverted! I like it! Say more!]

"Oh oh oh oh! Yunning, come on!" Ye Jingzhi enjoyed watching the fun.

"That's not good, the live broadcast will be interrupted." The director smiled maliciously with a look of anticipation.

Jing Yi rubbed her hands expectantly: "Yun Ning, attack!"

How come even Jing Yi was led astray!

"..."

"Okay, now that we've finished talking, what about the bonus?" Jiang Yuning decisively changed the subject.

The director signaled the staff to bring up the prize money and said with regret, "What a pity."

Jiang Yuning took the envelope containing the prize money, on which was written the words "First Prize". She said heartlessly, "No regrets."

Then he realized, "No, this envelope was prepared by you in advance, which means we deserve the bonus, right?"

The director looked away guiltily.

The staff covered their mouths to hold back their laughter.

Jiang Yuning looked at the assistant director next to him.

Compared to the director, the assistant director was a good man. He couldn't bear to see Jiang Yuning kept in the dark, so he said, "Yes, even if you don't participate in the challenge of cheesy love words, you can still get the 50 euros."

Jiang Yuning looked at the director with a heartbroken expression and said, "You actually lied to us!"

The director looked away and whistled nonchalantly.

If her sprained ankle hadn't restricted her performance, she would have hit someone.

Jiang Yunning's resentful look was too intense, so the director said, "Well, the production team will cover your return expenses later, is that ok?"

Jiang Yuning finally said, "Okay."

"Okay, the game is over. Pack up and we're going to go back." The director clapped his hands. "Thank you for your hard work over the past two days. Let's continue somewhere else!"

"Just like when you came here, you will go back at your own expense. You can choose any means of transportation. See you at the hotel~" After the director said this, he left happily.

Shen Yanzhou lowered his head and said to Jiang Yunning, "I'm going to go back and pack my luggage. You wait here for me."

The residence is quite far from here and the road is not easy to walk on.

Jiang Yuning nodded: "Okay, I'll wait for you here."

Shen Yanzhou stretched out his hand and pinched her face, smiling, "Good girl."

Jiang Yuning rubbed his face and said unhappily, "If you pinch it again, it will swell up."

Shen Yanzhou was amused.

The camera just captured this scene.

【A cute little couple. 】

[They are together every day, don't they get bored? ]

[How can I get tired of this? These two are in the honeymoon period. 】

[I remember when I was in love, the honeymoon period lasted only one month, and no longer than three months.]

[They have been together for three months, right?]

[Not only that, maybe they have been talking about it for a long time, but they just haven’t made it public. ]

[I have a bold idea, maybe they have already obtained the marriage certificate? ]

[Hahaha this is too bold, it's impossible, they don't need to get a marriage certificate, it's too early, they are still young. ]

[Impossible! They got married and I was standing upside down washing my hair and eating instant noodles! ! ]