Wanton Provocation: Little Rose of Blazing Love

Ye Jingzhi smiled and said, "That's right, after all, we have been together for so long."

"Okay, the second question, what color does the other person hate?"

Jiang Li was tone-deaf and guessed: "Green?"

Ye Jingzhi was also a little uncertain: "Black?"

The director looked at the card and smiled: "Wrong answer. Jiang Liyin hates pink, and Ye Jingzhi hates dark brown."

"I didn't expect that." Ye Jingzhi said with a smile, "Don't girls like pink?"

Jiang Liyin smiled and said, "I'm different. I can't accept pink things, so I don't understand girls who like pink."

As he said this, he looked in the direction of Jiang Yuning.

Jiang Yuning naturally knew that Jiang Liyin was pointing a finger at her, but she pretended not to hear and continued to whisper to Shen Yanzhou.

"It's okay, everyone has different preferences." Ye Jingzhi said with a smile.

"Next question, what sport does the other person like?"

Jiang Liyin: "Running."

Ye Jingzhi: "Take a walk."

"Are you sure? Here's a hint: one of you may have the wrong answer." The director laughed.

"Report!" Jing Yi raised her hand. "Director, you are being unfair. Why didn't you warn us just now?"

Jiang Yuning smiled and continued, "Do you really think the director would be so kind as to give you a hint? It could be a trick."

Jing Yi thought about it and said, "It seems so. The director is not that kind."

Jiang Yuning joked, "Right, the day the director shows kindness, the sun will rise from the west."

"Yes, Yunning is right."

After listening to the director of the whole process:

When he doesn't exist?

"You two, you said bad things about me in front of me, and so loudly!"

Jiang Yuning smiled: "It's more interesting to say bad things to the person in person."

The director was so angry that he laughed: "Where does this nonsense come from?"

Jiang Yuning pushed the blame onto Shen Yanzhou: "Teacher Shen taught me that."

Shen Yanzhou, who was cueed by his wife for no reason: ...

He chuckled, "Well, I taught you. Any objections?"

The director was about to say that he had some opinions, but Shen Yanzhou continued, "If you have any opinions, just keep them to yourself. We won't listen."

director:……

[Hahahaha, I laughed to death, the director's face turned green. ]

[It can be seen that Shen Yanzhou is a love-brained person. He couldn't walk when he heard Jiang Yunning. ]

[Yes, as soon as his wife cued him, his eyes immediately softened. ]

[Who still remembers that this big guy said before that he was a bachelor and didn't want another person to control him. Now... it's so sweet. ]

[Q: When did Shen Yanzhou decide to be single?]

[I said this in an interview shortly after my debut. You can search for 'Shen Yanzhou's celibacy' and you should be able to find it.]

【OK, thanks. 】

[I think Shen Yanzhou is eager to let Jiang Yuning take charge now.]

[That's right, otherwise why would you say he is Lian Ningnao. ]

……

"No wonder you two can be a couple." The director shook his head and laughed, "One is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten, you are a perfect match."

Shen Yanzhou nodded and smiled elegantly: "Thank you for the compliment."

The director was so angry that he laughed. He ignored them and looked at Ye Jingzhi and Jiang Liyin: "Are you two sure about that answer?"

Ye Jingzhi was a little shaken after hearing what the director said before, but after listening to the conversation between Jiang Yuning and Jing Yi, he didn't think much about it: "Confirmed, no changes."

Jiang Liyin: "Me too."

"Okay, let's announce the answer now." The director glanced at the card pretentiously, "The answer is... correct!"

"Sure enough, Yun Ning was right." Jing Yi laughed, "The director really isn't that kind, and there's a trick behind every word he says."

The director's questions later on became more difficult. He not only asked about the criteria for choosing a partner, but also asked about the other person's weight.

"Director, don't be so ridiculous!" Ye Jingzhi complained, "Isn't it said that a girl's weight and age are secrets? How can I possibly know Li Yin's current weight?"

The director said in a mean way: "I don't care. You have to answer anyway. It doesn't have to be very accurate. As long as your answer is within one kilogram."

Ye Jingzhi had no choice but to answer: "95 kilograms."

The director looked at Jiang Liyin: "Liyin, what's your answer?"

Jiang Liyin thought for a while, recalling the information about Ye Jingzhi that he had seen online some time ago: "One hundred and thirty-five kilograms."

"The answer... is wrong!" The director laughed, "Ye Jingzhi answered wrongly. Jiang Liyin's weight is not 95 kilograms. In order to protect Jiang Liyin's privacy, I won't say it clearly."

"Not 95 kilograms?" Ye Jingzhi was a little shocked. "You female stars are too hardworking. Li Yin, you are so tall, but you are not even 95 kilograms."

Jiang Liyin smiled helplessly and said, "You look fat on camera."

[It really makes you look fatter on camera. Female celebrities who look plump in front of the camera are actually skinny in private. Not to mention celebrities who look particularly skinny on camera, who are actually skinny in private. ]

[So being a star is not that easy. I definitely can’t be a star because I can’t control my mouth.]

[Speaking of body shape, Jiang Yuning seems to be rounder and looks better.]

[Maybe it’s the magic of love. 】

[This shows that Shen Yanzhou took good care of Jiang Yunning. Of course, Shen Yanzhou must have been well taken care of by Jiang Yunning as well.]

……

Ye Jingzhi's respect for female stars reached a new level.

The ten questions were answered quickly, and Ye Jingzhi and Jiang Liyin answered four correctly.

Ye Jingzhi felt good about himself: "Great, our tacit understanding is at least 40 points, and it will be better next time."

Jiang Liyin smiled and replied: "Yes, I will."

The next group to take on the challenge are Shen Yanzhou and Jiang Yuning.

The director even cheered and applauded, "Please welcome our real couple!"

The song "Sweet Honey" was also played nearby, which was in line with the occasion.

The director also sang passionately: "Sweet~ Your smile is sweet, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze~ blooming in the spring breeze~~"

Shen Yanzhou:......

Jiang Yunning:......

"Director, the tune is off." Shen Yanzhou reminded softly.

Jiang Yuning also said kindly: "If you can't sing, then don't sing. In fact, the accompaniment sounds better."

The other guests sitting nearby covered their mouths to hold back their laughter.

director:……

Ah.

A stinky couple who don’t know how to appreciate each other!

The director glared at them.

The two people who didn't know how to appreciate looked innocent, as if they were the ones who spoke first.

【Hahahaha, is this what it means when a husband sings and his wife follows his lead? 】

[It’s so funny. To be honest, the director’s singing is really not that good…]

[Actually, the song is pretty good. Do you understand? It expresses the sweetness and the ambiguity. Do you understand? Anyway, I don’t understand.]

[…The person above, your change of heart is so sudden. If I hadn’t read the rest of the story, I would have thought you were blind at such a young age.]

"Ahem..." The director cleared his throat to hide his embarrassment, "Okay, let's start the challenge. First question, what kissing position does the other person like?"

"..."

Jiang Yuning gritted her teeth and wanted to tear up the director's card.

She protested, "That's not the question you asked me to answer!"

The director smiled slyly: "Oh, I forgot to tell you that the paper cards you wrote the answers on are wet, and the words on them are not clear, so I changed some questions. Of course, since there are no answers, you have to say them at the same time, and we will judge your answers on the spot. Isn't it a surprise?"

Jiang Yuning smiled elegantly and said, "Yes, I was so surprised that I wanted to make you happy."

[Well done to the director! I like this question! ]

[The first question is so explicit, shouldn’t the second question be about what sex positions you like? ]

[The above person, I strongly recommend you to be the question setter! ]

【I second the motion!!!】

[You guys are so abnormal... You made me feel a sense of belonging, thank you. 】

[Hahahaha, what I mean is, it’s abnormal to ship couples together! ]

[Finally it’s a bit more daring! It was too plain before, director, you are the candy-making machine for our little fireworks! ]

"Okay, I'll give you five seconds. You can tell the man's answer first, and then we'll tell you the woman's answer. The same goes for the rest of the answers. Do you understand?" the director asked with a smile.

Jiang Yuning: "If you don't understand, can you not answer?"

"No, if you still don't understand, I will patiently explain it until you understand." The director said, "Isn't that thoughtful?"

"Yes, yes, you are the most thoughtful." Jiang Yuning said perfunctorily.

I wanted her to do it thoughtfully.

"I'll count down from five, and you all start talking at the same time." The director held out his hand. "Five... four... three... two... one!"

Jiang Yuning thought for a moment: "Sit on his lap."

Shen Yanzhou: "Hold me and sit down."

The two of them spoke together.

"Wow, I didn't expect Yunning to know her boyfriend so well?"

"So what kissing position does Teacher Jiang like? Three... Two... One!"

Shen Yanzhou: “No.”

Jiang Yuning: “No.”

Very good understanding.

"Teacher Jiang didn't mean that, does that mean you like it as long as Teacher Shen kisses you?"

Jing Yi sighed: "Director, your explanation is quite logical."

The director smiled and said, “Yeah.”

[Okay, the director is good at interpreting it. No wonder he can be a director. I understand.]

[It turns out that Shen Yanzhou likes to let the other person sit on his lap and kiss him. I get it.]

[What's the point of you getting it? There has to be a prerequisite. He will kiss Jiang Yuning only if she sits on his lap.]

[That's right! Thinking of Jiang Yuning sitting on Shen Yanzhou's lap and the two of them kissing passionately, my heart beats so fast! ]

[Ah! I got the picture, and by the way, it reminded me of the last time Shen Yanzhou hugged Jiang Yunning and kissed her.]

[My first reaction was also thinking of that scene, which was both lustful and ambiguous. Shen Yanzhou is such a manly man! ]

[Who knows? I have watched that video many times! I always use it as a kiss between the male and female protagonists in the novel! ]

[I know, I know, it's really horny! The atmosphere is full! ]

The director couldn't help but tease: "You two have such a good understanding, do you often...mua in private?"

As he said this, he pouted his lips and made movements.

Jiang Yuning blushed and said quickly: "This is not within the scope of the answer!"

The director smiled meaningfully: "Okay, I won't ask any more questions."

Jiang Yunning breathed a sigh of relief.

Obviously, the director would not let her relax so quickly, "Second question, what little movements does the other person like to make when kissing?"

Jiang Yuning took a deep breath and asked with a smile: "Director, is your problem related to kissing?"

The director smiled and said, "I left later, don't worry."

Ha ha.

"Okay, I'll count to three, two, one, and you start answering, three... two... one!"

Jiang Yuning: "Ahem...bite my lip."

Shen Yanzhou: "Bite her lower lip"

Director: "Mr. Jiang, please explain your answer in detail."

Jiang Yuning was a little embarrassed and pursed her lips: "It's just... when we're done, she likes to bite me gently before she leaves."

The director looked at Shen Yanzhou again: "Teacher Shen, can you explain your answer in detail?"

Shen Yanzhou smiled and said, "It's just like what Teacher Jiang said. I have the habit of biting her lower lip when I leave."

"Oh~ I didn't expect Teacher Shen to like this." The director said in a charming tone, "Now answer Teacher Jiang's hobbies, three... two... one."

Shen Yanzhou: "Bite my collarbone."

Jiang Yuning: "Kiss his collarbone."

Jiang Yuning looked at Shen Yanzhou and corrected him, "It's a kiss!"

Shen Yanzhou said obediently: "Okay, okay, it's a kiss."

[Ahhh! I’m so sore! ]

[It's so exciting! I'm about to have a nosebleed! ]

[Is this what you call excitement? No, no, no, according to the director's personality, the excitement is definitely in the back.]

【Aaaah! I deserve this for slacking off and watching the livestream!】

[I like this unconcealed love! ]

[Why do you like to bite... no, kiss the collarbone? ]

[Maybe it's because Shen Yanzhou has a small red mole on his collarbone, which makes him particularly lustful! ]

[Ahhh! Finally someone noticed this. I also really like the red mole on Shen Yanzhou's collarbone. It's so tempting! I really want to kiss it! ]

[No wonder I couldn't see the kiss marks on Shen Yanzhou's body. It turned out that they were hidden under his clothes.]

[Can't they kiss each other right there? This is my biggest last wish today...]

……

Hearing this, the director raised his eyebrows and looked at them: "Young couple, you really know how to have fun."

Shen Yanzhou said modestly: "I'm not as good at playing as you."

Jiang Yuning also said: "That's right, Director, you are older than us after all, you should be more playful."

The director who was touched by his age: …

"Okay, let's move on to the next question. What does the other person usually do that is most attractive to you?"

Jiang Yuning: "...Can you define a range? This range is too large!"

Director: "Then let's say it's during a date."

Date?

Jiang Yuning thought about it carefully and felt that whatever Shen Yanzhou did was very attractive.

"Have you thought of the answer?" the director urged. "I'll count to five. Five... four... three... two... one!"

Jiang Yuning: “All.”

Shen Yanzhou: “The whole process.”

The director joked, "Oh my~ It seems that when we are on a date, whatever Mr. Shen does can make our Yun Ning completely obsessed."

Shen Yanzhou was also somewhat surprised when he heard Jiang Yuning's answer. When he said the answer, he felt that he was a bit arrogant. He didn't expect...

After Jiang Yuning gave this answer, her face turned even redder.

But she really didn't know what to say, mainly because Shen Yanzhou himself was attractive enough.