Every world is full of ghosts and monsters begging for hugs
Chapter 25 Would you still love me if I was bald (25)
Looking at the two ghost figures huddled in the corner, he said in a trembling cry: "Yao Yao used to love me very much. She hugged me and kissed me every day. She was not willing to let me suffer at all. If someone bullied me , she will definitely stand up for me, she has never been as cold to me as she is today."
The female ghost in white had a hoarse voice, "So did she say she wanted to break up with you?"
"Of course not!" Shen Ji glanced at the female ghost in white with low emotional intelligence. He covered his heart like a treasure and said triumphantly: "I can feel that Yaoyao still loves me. All she thinks about is me.”
It was obvious that he was the one who said Yaoyao didn't love him before, but now he was the one who showed off that Yaoyao always loved him.
The female ghost in red stammered: "Then, then why is she so cold to you?"
"Starting from today, Yaoyao will give me double math homework."
Two female ghosts: "..."
Shen Ji sobbed softly, "Yao Yao has never been so cold to me. She didn't even kiss me when I went out this morning. Doesn't she love me less? When I think of this, I feel I feel so sad that I feel like I’m going to die.”
Wake up!
You would have been dead!
The two female ghosts looked at the figure hanging on the rope blankly. There were many things they wanted to complain about. For example, they didn't understand why he didn't go to his girlfriend to solve the problem when he was in a mood. Instead, he occupied Xiaohong's territory here and hung objects. , could this make him more awake?
Shen Ji's eyes were dim with tears, pitiful and aggrieved, but when he looked at the two ghost figures in the corner, his black eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his curved lips hid an unknown danger, "You and Yaoyao are neighbors. You must know what happened yesterday while I was away.”
How on earth could he be crying like a primary school student one second and be so scary the next!
Shen Ji looked at the female ghost in red and said, "Xiao Hong."
The female ghost in red quickly shook her head, "I, I...I don't know anything!"
Shen Ji looked at the female ghost in white again, "Xiao Bai."
The female ghost in white was shivering, and there was more and more water on the floor. She said shakily: "She came to me last night to borrow something, but I didn't have it, so I went to another place to give it to her."
Shen Ji asked: "What?"
Xiaobai: "Family planning supplies."
Shen Ji tilted his head in confusion, "What is that?"
Xiaobai covered her face shyly, "It's... the contraceptive... condom."
Shen Ji had never heard of such a thing, but this did not prevent him from literally guessing what it was used for. He stayed for a while and said, "Why does Yaoyao need this thing?"
A dark crawling twisted figure couldn't bear to listen anymore. He shouted: "Why are you so stupid! Of course she wants this thing to sleep with a man! Could it be that she wants to blow up balloons?"
Shen Ji looked down and saw this species crawling out.
This is a strange species with fish scales, pig tails, and sheep limbs. Judging from the face shape, it can still be vaguely recognized as the missing Zhao Yuan. Since yesterday, the group of people gave him a bunch of strange things. After the strange internal organs, he became this weird look.
Shen Ji: "You said, Yaoyao wants to sleep with a man?"
Zhao Yuan nodded, "Of course it is! She didn't use it on you, hahaha, she must have empathized..."
With a "click", Zhao Yuan's head was crushed by someone who fell from the sky.
Shen Ji retracted his feet and walked to Xiao Bai's side. There was a puddle of water here. He stepped in and used it as a wash for his shoes.
Zhao Yuan, who was on the ground, fumbled around to pick up the pieces of his head and put them back together. Xiao Hong supported her head that was about to fall off, feeling a sense of sympathy.
Shen Ji said confidently: "Yao Yao only cares about me, so it is impossible for her to like others."
But then, he touched his chin and said, "How about killing all the men in this school."
After all, he has no confidence at all!
Xiaohong was timid, so she said in a low voice: "I don't think she is the kind of person who will fall in love with someone else."
Shen Ji smiled brightly, "Of course, Yaoyao is devoted to me. I can feel it. After all, Yaoyao's heart is with me!"
Xiaobai stopped pouring water.
Xiaohong's head finally fell to the ground.
Even Zhao Yuan's hands, which were struggling with his head on the ground, stopped.
After a while, Shen Ji fell into doubt again, "But why doesn't Yaoyao do things that require contraception with me? Yesterday I washed every bone of my body clean."
Ghosts: You took away a person’s heart, and you still wonder if you are sick if someone doesn’t sleep with you!
The alarm clock sounded on Shen Ji's cell phone in his pocket. His expression suddenly fell. He glanced at a few ghost figures in the corner and said lazily: "I'm going to memorize the multiplication table. Keep an eye on me while I study, and if anyone dares to covet my girlfriend, I will twist his head off."
He walked out of the dark, damp room.
Several ghost figures finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiaohong picked up her head, but pretended to be the other way around. She said in fear: "He is so scary."
Xiaobai gurgled out the water, remembering the scene when Bai Yao scolded her for being ugly and bald. She said with emotion, "The person who can fall in love with him is more terrifying."
On the other side, after the third period, the classroom became lively.
Bu Zhongyao and Xuanyuan Mo came to Bai Yao to express their gratitude. After they worshiped Zhao Yuan in Bai Yao's unreliable way yesterday, they actually no longer had nightmares!
Xuanyuan Mo just said thank you coolly, but Bu Zhongyao was moved and took Bai Yao's hand, saying "good sisters".
Xuanyuan Mo was originally the male god in the hearts of girls, and Bu Zhongyao was also very popular among boys. The two stood together at Bai Yao's table, and everyone in the class couldn't help but look at them.
Some people couldn't help but say: "Bai Yao's charm is so great."
The school sweethearts who never got close to others actually started to circle around her. Mary Sue didn't even have such a big heartthrob aura as she did.
Lu Zhizhi, who was sitting in the back, glanced at the people over there. She looked away, lowered her head and continued to message people.
Bai Yao said: "What did Gu Yue say?"
Before, Gu Yue said that he was cursed, and he was very scared. He also said that he would definitely die on the seventh day, and tomorrow is the seventh day. Originally, the group of them agreed to help Gu Yue deal with it today. He was in trouble, but it was strange that he didn't show up.
Bu Zhongyao smiled and said: "He said he has found a solution to the problem, so there is no need to trouble us. I think he was just scared by watching a horror movie. In order to exercise his courage, he even invited me to watch a movie with him today!"
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