Metaphysics boss relies on live broadcast fortune telling to earn merit

"I thought I was dreaming at first and ignored her, but she suddenly dragged me to the table.

When I woke up the next day, I found that there was actually something I had written in the notebook.

This kind of thing was too weird, and since I had just boasted to my classmates, I kept it quiet, so she dragged me to write something again the next night.

This time I was discovered by my roommate who was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. After he woke me up, I told them the truth. In order to prevent this ghost from harming other people, I asked for leave and went home. "

Su Yan thought this ghost was quite interesting: "Is it possible that you met a cultural ghost who likes to teach?"

He Yang nodded with deep sympathy: "I think so too, otherwise why would it have to ask me to recite and memorize the Three-Character Sutra and Disciple Rules.

I was forced to study for at least two hours every night, which made me lose energy in class the next day. I was scolded by the teacher several times for falling asleep in class. "

"Since it doesn't mean to hurt you, you might as well let it stay with you. Maybe your academic performance will improve over time."

He Yang shook his head crazily: "No! No! Who can stand a tutor who is watching from behind with a stick and will be beaten if he is even slightly distracted.

Master, if you are really capable, please help me send it away! "

[Although it's scary, I really want to laugh. I was forced to study in my dream. This is too miserable. 】

[When my grandfather was young, it was also a rainy day. He was pulling a heavy load of grain. Suddenly two girls came out to help him push the cart. When the cart reached a good road, he wanted to turn around and thank him, but found that there was no one behind him. There were no footprints, and later he kept telling us that he had met kind-hearted ghosts. 】

[I really need such a ghost teacher to help me, after all, I have very poor self-control. 】

Su Yan stared at her He Yang: "You did meet a ghost, but it was not brought back by your deskmate. The name you heard that night was the hallucination you had after being scared by the teacher. What happened next? "

He Yang's eyes dodge: "What could happen later?"

Su Yan exposed him directly: "Saturday night, your school was loosely managed that night. What did you guys do outside the school after lights out?"

He Yang looked at his parents with unkind eyes. If he let them know that he had climbed over the wall to surf the Internet in the middle of the night, he would be beaten violently: "Master, please don't slander me. I am a student. There are so many teachers and janitors in the school. How could I get out over the wall. "

Su Yan: "I remember that Internet cafe is called Blue Sky Internet Cafe. Someone should have a membership there. Why don't you ask your dad to ask?"

He Yang was about to cry, but he didn't expect Su Yan to be so powerful. He was stripped of his underwear now.

He didn't dare to look back at his parents: "I said, I said."

“That day, my classmates and I went to the Internet cafe to play the latest copy of the game. Because there was one missing teammate, I randomly found a temporary teammate in the channel.

Who knew that it was a scam, and it would fall off every time when it was critical, causing me to lose a lot of experience and weapons.

I was so upset while playing the game that I drank a few cans of beer.

After the game was over, in order to dispel the smell of alcohol, we went to the river to enjoy the breeze.

While I was thinking about the future, an old lady appeared in front of us: "Young man, please let me, I want to burn paper here."

I took two steps to the right, and she walked up to me again and insisted on lighting a fire where I was standing.

After she left, with the breeze, sparks from the ground accidentally floated onto my shoes and burned a hole in the uppers.

Maybe I was drunk because of the wind, so I cursed a few words and stamped out the unburned fire on the ground. "

He Yang defended himself: "I think I did the right thing. Burning paper on the roadside is not allowed. What if I hadn't stepped on it and the sparks had drifted to other places with the wind and burned things."

He suddenly realized: "Master, the old lady I met that night couldn't be a ghost! Then she didn't like me, so she came to haunt me in my dreams."

Su Yan shook her head: "That old lady is not a ghost, she came to pay homage to her sister who died in a car accident here twenty years ago.

His sister knows that her sister will come to pay homage every year, so she will wait there specially.

The old lady is old and has a bad memory. She came half an hour earlier than usual. When her sister arrived, she happened to hear you cursing and kicking over the paper money her sister burned.

It doesn't know the cause, and because you smell of alcohol, it treats you as an unlearned little bastard.

However, as an old man, he doesn't want to teach you too much, so he just wants to help you get rid of your bad habit of swearing in your dream.

In fact, if you don’t come to ask for help, it will leave on its own when it feels that you have learned enough. "

He Yang was a little embarrassed. He clasped his hands and said, "Grandma, I'm sorry, I'll burn some paper money for you in a minute."

The old lady beside him heard clearly the cause and effect of the matter, and knew that it was not simply the fault of the young man in front of him.

Thinking that he had been having a hard time at night these past few days, although she didn't know what senior year was, it was important to listen to their discussion, so she shouldn't delay his studies.

She waved to Su Yan and left the room.

Su Yan moved her hand slightly: "Classmate He, now there is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

He Yang thought for a moment: "Good news."

Su Yan: "The good news is that the old lady feels that you didn't mean it, and I have taught you enough lessons. She has left just now."

Seeing He Yang's expression relaxed, Su Yan continued: "The bad news is that your parents know that you jumped over the wall to go online, so you should have a mixed doubles match.

The worse news is that your class teacher also saw this live broadcast. He has already gone to adjust the monitoring. There will be a review waiting for you when you return to school.

And the classmates who go out online with you will also give you family-like greetings. "

He Yang slumped on the chair, covering his eyes with his hands: "Heaven wants to kill me."

With a smile on his face, Father He grabbed his son who was about to slip away: "Master, thank you for your help. I still have some household matters to deal with."

Netizens watched the interrupted live broadcast with unfulfilled interest.

[Why is this family so outspoken and not letting us see the most exciting part? 】

[Classmate He is really a social deadbeat. The reason why he went out to surf the Internet was revealed to be that he provoked people visiting relatives. 】

Su Yan: "A warm reminder, netizens who like to play outside at night should be gentler in speech and behavior these days. After all, there are more things you can't see these days. Don't provoke someone with a bad temper and bring disaster to yourself.

This is the end of the matter. Please open the video if you don't like Onion. "

"I don't like onions" was in the hospital. Her face was gloomy and it looked like she hadn't had a good rest for a long time.