Metaphysics boss relies on live broadcast fortune telling to earn merit

It opened the door and saw Su Yan and others coming in: "Hey, the helper is here. Isn't such a young helper here to die?"

Su Yan looked at Zhou Yuqing with a sinister expression: "Why, don't you pretend anymore?"

Zhou Yuqing stuck out her tongue: "You all know the use of pretending, but you must be able to conquer me, otherwise your beautiful body will be imperfect."

Zhou Yule, who was next to him, looked solemn. He could not see any trace of his sister on the woman in front of him.

Relying on the support of Su Yan, Ye Youqian said with a smile on his face: "I said weasel, why are you occupying this girl's body?

Do you think you don’t look good or are you dissatisfied with your gender? If you feel you don’t look good, you can go out for plastic surgery. We have a special animal beauty salon.

If it's the latter, our neighboring countries also have very advanced gender reassignment technology. If you don't have money, I can help you. "

Listening to the sarcasm in his tone, the weasel stretched out his claws: "I will destroy your skin and tear your mouth to pieces in a moment to see how you can still talk."

Ye Youqian hid behind Su Yan: "If you think you are perfect, let us see your true face."

"Okay." In front of everyone, Zhou Yuqing's expression began to change. Her expression was sharp, her body slowly bent, and her fingers began to curl up, as if she could see the mark of a weasel on her face.

It looked at Su Yan: "I want to see how you, the sharp-tongued ones, subdue me."

Hearing its provocation, Su Yan drew a Yin-Yang formation in the air and hit the weasel. It looked at the formation and mobilized all its spiritual energy to block it, but was hit in the center of the head by the formation.

It screamed in pain, and then fell to the ground. With a burst of yellow smoke, a standing weasel appeared in front of everyone.

It covered its chest and looked at Su Yan fiercely: "Just wait, I will repay today's revenge a hundred times. One day, I will kill you."

It dispersed its spiritual power and tried to escape from the room, but found that the entire room was airtight and there was no possibility of getting out.

It started to look at Su Yan with fear in its eyes. It had heard from its seniors that monks with high magic skills could set up barriers out of thin air. Could it be that it was unlucky to meet such a hermit master?

Being quick-thinking, it quickly changed its expression: "Master, I offended you so much just now. If you let me go, I'll treat it as a good relationship."

Su Yan looked at it in shock: "You can say such shameless words, how can I give you such a beast who will destroy other people's families just because they don't know how to answer, how can you make a good relationship.

Besides, don’t you want my life? If I let you go, you won't be the first to come back to take revenge on me after you attain enlightenment.

Sorry, it's not my habit to cut the grass without eradicating the roots. "

Hearing Su Yan call it a beast, its face turned gloomy. Ever since he opened his spiritual consciousness, no creature had ever called it these two words.

It has always been complimented by others and continued to say nice things: "Master, you must have been practicing for many years, and you don't want to disturb your future practice because of me creating evil obstacles."

Su Yan took out a piece of talisman and punched it into its body: "I never like to be threatened, and besides, your cultivation level won't affect me.

Goodbye, if there is another life, be a kind person or animal. "

The weasel closed his eyes unwillingly, knowing that he was just one step away from making his life undergo earth-shaking changes, but it was all ruined by this hateful woman in front of him.

As it died, a serious stench broke out in the room: "You two, open the windows."

The two people who were shocked finally came to their senses and went to open the window sill with hands and feet.

Zhou Yuqing, who was lying on the ground, slowly woke up. Feeling the unpleasant breath dissipating from her body, she said weakly: "Thank you, Master, for saving your life."

Zhou Yule quickly helped her sister to the sofa: "Master, use it to exorcise my sister from evil spirits or something. I'm afraid the weasels will leave bad things in her body."

Su Yan waved her hand: "No, your sister is always being protected. She will recover after a sleep."

Zhou Yuqing looked at Su Yan: "Master, who has been protecting me and helping me wake up during this time?"

"Remember that bird you buried a year ago?"

Zhou Yuqing recalled it and retrieved the remaining memories in her mind.

At that time, she was still in school and heard from her roommates that the peach blossoms blooming on campus were very beautiful. She liked to collect specimens and planned to pick some beautiful flowers.

When she got to the tree, she saw a bird falling under the tree. She touched it and found that it had lost its breath.

Zhou Yuqing didn't want the bird to suffer from the wind and sun after it died, so she picked up a nearby branch and dug a grave for it, put it in, and put a few petals on its body.

"Master, you mean that just because I helped bury it, it will always stay by my side to protect me."

Su Yan nodded: "Yes, that bird was going to become an immortal. When it was flying, it happened to see a poisonous snake trying to hurt the classmates who were playing in the peach forest. It rushed down to drive the snake away, but was accidentally bitten by the snake. , toxins enter the body and die.

Because of this kind act, it became an immortal immediately after its death, and it caught up with you to help me. It saw that you often helped my little animals, and also saw that your life was in trouble, so it gave a touch of spiritual power to you.

During the period when your body was taken away, if it hadn't been for its spiritual suppression, you would have had no chance of waking up, and your family would also have been harmed. "

[Alas, they are both intelligent animals. One died to save others, while the other harmed others for his own sake. Let’s judge! 】

[As long as this weasel's mind is correct and he still has the opportunity to practice, he really has no way out. 】

[It seems that I will do more good deeds from now on. Maybe I will help some intelligent creatures and save my dog’s life when I am in danger. 】

Su Yan said goodbye to the Zhou siblings: "I started the live broadcast early today, so I will stop broadcasting now. Goodbye."

【! ! ! Master, what nonsense are you talking about? Open your eyes and look. It’s just eight o’clock in the evening. You usually stay with us until the early morning. 】

[Master, you are my electronic mustard. I haven’t eaten my dinner yet. Do you want to abandon me like this? Do you still want our gifts? You will lose us if you do this. 】

Su Yan looked at the noisy netizens and ruthlessly closed the live broadcast.

Ye Youqian looked at Su Yan, who was sitting behind him, and finally asked what he had been waiting for: "Master, see if I have spiritual roots and can I follow you to practice Taoism."

Su Yan replied ruthlessly: "No!"

"Okay." Ye Youqian gave up completely, feeling that his dream of slaying monsters was gone forever.

When Su Yan walked to the living room, she found Jiang Zheng sitting in the living room with two strangers.