Horse Racing Girl: Please call me sir

Chapter 58 Young man, do you want to become an immortal?

“Is this Chinatown?”

Zhang Xu was walking on the road in Chinatown, looking at the bright and bustling signs of Chinatown, and looking at the familiar Chinese characters, although some were in traditional Chinese characters, it still made Zhang Xu feel more intimate.

"I kind of know why Sir Liu likes to come here..."

Zhang Xu walked with his hands in his pockets. Japanese and Chinese people actually look almost the same. After all, they are all Asian.

But the Chinese that comes from the ears can be learned, but the occasional Chinese quintessence cannot be imitated by the Japanese.

"Chinese barbershop?"

Zhang Xu stood in front of a barber shop and looked at it before preparing to leave.

As soon as he turned around, he saw an old man who looked like a liar sitting on the ground, with a fortune board in front of him.

"All the fortune tellers are here..."

Zhang Xu looked at the old fortune teller. He was wearing a small hat and tiny round eyes on his nose.

For a moment, the old man's eyes met Zhang Xu's.

Zhang Xu fought fiercely, turned his head back suddenly, and quickened his feet to leave.

Eh...this kid...

The old man licked his lips, then stood up and trotted to Zhang Xu's side, looking a little funny.

"Old...old man, what do you want to do? I don't care!"

Zhang Xu waved his hand and said nervously.

The old man didn't say anything, he just looked at Zhang Xu and muttered to himself.

"This face..."

The wrinkled hands touched Zhang Xu's face, first just touching and then pulling.

"Lao...Lao Lunji, are you feeling better from the medicine?"

Zhang Xu felt a little awkward when his face was pulled, but fortunately the old man let go after a while.

"Huh...old man, what are you going to do?"

"This skeleton..."

The old man didn't answer Zhang Xu's question and just glanced at Zhang Xu up and down.

Zhang Xu was so stared at that he felt a little hairy, and he subconsciously covered his chest.

The old man squatted down and flicked Zhang Xu's second brother with his right hand.

"Old man...wc!"

I felt a numbness in my lower body, followed by pain from the inside out.

Zhang Xu covered his lower body, gradually bent his body and squatted on the ground.

"hiss…"

"Yes, Not Bad…"

"That's right, mother! What are you going to do, Lao Deng?"

Damn...could it be that I cut Bruce's second brother off before...and now is retribution coming?

If I am wrong, please let God punish me instead of a fortune teller beating up my second brother...

"Young man, do you want to become an immortal?"

The old man pushed up his slightly smaller gold-rimmed glasses and said.

Come on...he's still an old liar...

"You...don't tell me...the way to become an immortal is to beat my...cock..."

"Oh, young man, don't be so fussy. It'll be over in a while. You'll still be happy in the second half of your life."

By the way, why is this Lao Deng so strong...

Recalling the force of the old man's blow just now, Zhang Xu couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, and at the same time his second brother heard a cry of grief.

"Hiss...ah..."

"Oops... I seem to have used too much strength..."

The old man took out a small golden ball from his hat.

"Come and open your mouth."

Zhang Xu raised his head in pain and saw a small golden pill in Lao Deng's hand, and his heart skipped a beat.

Not only did you...play my second brother...but you also force-fed me with drugs...I want money for you, right...

Zhang Xu endured the pain in his lower body and shook his head.

"There's so much nonsense, open your mouth!"

The old man grabbed Zhang Xu's head, forced his mouth open and stuffed the golden pill into his mouth.

"Wo wo wo wo...wo no..."

The old man made a rural gesture with his finger in the air, and the pill went into Zhang Xu's stomach.

"wc!"

A feeling of warmth and...coolness? transmitted in the body.

"Eh?"

The pain in his lower body disappeared, and Zhang Xu stood up incredulously.

The old man straightened his back somewhat arrogantly and repeated what he had just said.

"Young man, do you want to become an immortal?"

"miss you!"

This time Zhang Xu answered without hesitation,

This is so magical! Couldn't the one I fed myself just now be an elixir...?

"come over."

"it is good!"

Zhang Xu walked behind the old man and accompanied him back to his fortune-telling stall.

Should this old man be the hermit master in the novel?

"Name, date of birth."

"...Oh oh oh! Zhang Xu, birthday..."

Zhang Xu saw the old man take out a piece of paper and write something on it, then crumble it into pieces.

"Do you want to become a disciple?"

"master!"

"Hahahaha! Good disciple!"

The old man raised his head and laughed for a while, then put three fingers in front of Zhang Xu and rubbed them.

"This is my apprenticeship fee!"

Zhang Xu took out all the cash on his body.

"Ouch! My good disciple, don't be so outspoken..."

While talking to the old man, he stuffed a wad of yen into his clothes.

"Dare you ask the master's name?"

"My name on the Tao is Cao Zhi. You can call me Taoist Master Cao Zhi."

"Grass... cover???"

Zhang Xu showed a meaningful smile, and then suddenly thought of something,

Immortals shouldn't be like us... It's my dirty thoughts...

"Then what should we teach, master?"

"First recite the name of the ancestor silently in your heart."

"Master Patriarch?"

"Just recite these three words, Patriarch, silently three times."

"Oh, Grandmaster! Grandmaster..."

"Remember silently!"

Oh.

Grandmaster, Grandmaster, Grandmaster...

The old man looked at Zhang Xu and smiled,

What is refining qi and transforming qi into something?

What big medicine or small medicine can build the foundation of fetal energy?

I only need one word to practice cultivation

pull

Not as good as practice

pull

No matter how hard you practice, it’s useless. I’ve been practicing with my master for 40 years and I can’t even make a cent...

The key is that hermits like them don’t have Taoist certificates issued by the state, so it’s illegal to do whatever they want.

But in order to make a living, he had no choice but to go all the way to Japan and come here to save (trap) people from dying (confusion), help (abduct), hurt (cheat) people.

This guy is pretty good, and he happens to be an old man himself, so why not pass on the skills as a master.

"Master has finished reading!"

"okay."

He took a pipe, shook it, and put the tobacco in it.

"Good disciple... from now on you are also a member of our Xu sect."

"The Void Sect? Our sect's name?!"

"Well, if you have any questions, just ask."

"Is it really possible?"

"Um."

"Master, do you know magic?"

"Won't."

After saying this, Taoist priest Cao Zhi snapped his fingers with his right hand and hit the tobacco, which spontaneously ignited.