Crazy criticism of female fairies: please enter the urn

There is no sun or moon in the land of absolute spirituality, and the passage of time cannot be sensed.

Lu Yan didn’t know how long she had slept. In her dream, she seemed to have returned to her previous life, where she was still a busy office worker.

From nine to five every day, I rush around in the busy traffic.

She wears a suit and high heels, and looks energetic every day.

As a senior executive of the company, she manages hundreds of employees and often has to attend social occasions.

At this moment...she was in a magnificent hotel.

In front of him was a sumptuous banquet, with roast duck, vegetarian roast goose, wine-fried lamb, fried bones, golden chicken, stewed goose sashimi, fresh shrimp trotters... the table was filled to the brim.

The partner on the other side was chattering away, but Lu Yan didn't hear a word he said.

She felt like she had never been so hungry before. The table full of delicious food seemed to have captured her soul, and she could hardly take her eyes off it.

There were even several times when I wanted to ignore my manners and just grab the things on the table!

The person on the other side called out, "Mr. Lu? Mr. Lu? Do you think this plan is feasible?"

Lu Yan's mind was in a daze. Who is Mr. Lu?

This name is too old, and it makes her mind a little confused...

The scene in front of me suddenly shook, and the delicious food on the table disappeared like the tide in an instant.

Lu Yan was anxious, and immediately rushed towards the plate of grilled lamb chops that she had been staring at for a long time, shouting, "Don't go..."

flutter……

She didn’t catch the mutton chop, but she plunged headfirst into a stream of icy water.

A cold, salty taste filled my mouth. "Pah! Pah!"

Lu Yan vomited twice and suddenly woke up.

When she opened her eyes, it was still pitch black all around. She slid off the bone, with most of her body submerged in the water.

The coldness pierced her body like steel needles. Lu Yan's lips were trembling from the cold. She hurriedly struggled to climb up the bone again.

With a "chi" sound, a small thing the size of a palm slid down from the top of her head.

It was the little phoenix, still mumbling sleepily, "What are you doing..."

Seeing it, Lu Yan was completely awake.

The little phoenix scratched upwards with its little paws, then crawled into the top of her head and fell asleep.

Is this treating her hair as a nest?

Lu Yan was speechless, only then did she realize that what had just happened was just a dream.

The feeling of extreme hunger swept over her stomach. Thinking of the huge table of delicious food in her dream, Lu Yan couldn't help swallowing her saliva again, wailing in her heart.

Her roast chicken, roast duck, roast lamb chops. If I had known, I would have jumped on them and taken a bite no matter what she said just now...

I don't know how much time has passed, and it is still pitch black all around, with only the endless sound of waves in my ears.

Lu Yan rubbed her stomach. She was hungry and cold. For the first time, she felt the pain.

This mortal body is too useless. She has only been practicing for a short time, but she can no longer adapt to this weak and uncomfortable feeling.

Not to mention more than three months, even in three days she felt like she was going crazy!

Lu Yan lay on the bones, sighing one after another.

The Heluo fish I had eaten before was indeed delicious, but it didn’t seem to be filling.

It hasn't been long since she became so hungry again.

If only her storage bag could be opened.

She has a lot of food in her various storage devices.

All kinds of delicious food!

Lu Yan loves to eat and enjoy life, and doesn't want to practice hard, so wherever she goes, the first thing she looks for is delicious food from all over the place.

Especially in Feilan Palace, she stored a lot of sixth- and seventh-level sea beasts.

Thinking of the delicious taste of the sea beast meat, Lu Yan couldn't help but slurp her saliva again.

She glanced at a distance and saw Wei Lin lying half on his back on the sea with his eyes slightly closed, looking like he was asleep.

The swaying waves were like a rocking bed to him, and he lay there feeling so comfortable and peaceful.

Lu Yan couldn't help but feel extremely jealous.

I don’t know what kind of monster he is. His body is so strong, but he is not afraid of such cold sea water at all!

The bright "moonlight" in the sky sprinkled on his face, making his eyebrows and eyes look slender and his face as white as jade. He looked like a stunning sleeping beauty!

If it were normal times, Lu Yan would still be in the mood to appreciate it.

But now, she was frozen like a grandson, how could she have the mind to appreciate the beauty? She simply turned her head away, hoping that out of sight, out of mind!

Hearing her moan, Wei Lin opened his eyes and saw the little girl's back, lying listlessly on the bones.

Her hair was messy, and there was a "little red chicken" on the top of her head, mumbling something in her mouth.

Wei Lin listened attentively, and heard, "Soft-fried pork tenderloin, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausage-wrapped roast duck, sesame butter-rolled fish jerky, braised shrimp and stir-fried tendon..."

It all sounds like food.

Wei Lin couldn't help but curl up the corners of his lips.

It was rare to see her in such an embarrassing state. If it were any other time, he would have laughed at her loudly!

I didn't want to pay attention to it, but when I thought about it, mortal bodies are weak. If she was too hungry, she might get sick, which would be even more troublesome!

Wei Lin hesitated for a moment, but still dived into the sea and swam towards the deep sea.

Let's go hunt some more croakers...

Lu Yan didn't pay attention to what he was doing. She was so hungry that the more she read the names of the dishes, the hungrier she felt!

It felt like there was a hand pulling at her stomach. Lu Yan couldn't help but think that this was not going to work. If she didn't eat, even if she didn't starve to death, she would be frozen to death in the sea!

Driven by a strong sense of hunger, Lu Yan couldn't help but sense the storage ring and tried to force it open.

If it doesn’t work once, twice, three times…

When she forcibly used her spiritual power for the third time, she felt a sharp pain suddenly, as if the meridians in her body were torn apart violently. The pain made her eyes go black, her ears buzz, and her blood rushes backwards.

"puff!"

She spat out a mouthful of blood!

The little phoenix above her head was startled, opened her eyes and was shocked. She jumped down and patted her chest, shouting angrily, "What are you doing? Are you trying to kill yourself?! Using spiritual power in a place without spiritual energy will cause your meridians to break inch by inch, damage your qi sea, and hurt your foundation! How dare you do this..."

As the little phoenix spoke, he tried his best to smooth her chest.

Lu Yan gasped for air, her eyes were blurry from the pain, and her whole body was shaking.

It hurts so much, why didn’t this little guy tell me earlier?

If she had known the consequences would be so serious, she would never have dared to do anything like this...

Lu Yan regretted it so much that her intestines turned green.

Wei Lin had only been in the water for a short while and when he came out he saw this scene.

Little Phoenix shouted at him in panic, "Brother, come and have a look, she is dying..."

Lu Yan was dying and wanted to retort: ​​How could she die? Was this stupid bird cursing her...

But she felt so weak that she couldn't even open her mouth.

Wei Lin swam over and saw Lu Yan lying on the bones, breathing weakly.

Her face was pale, with blood stains on the corners of her lips, and when he felt her pulse again, he angrily scolded her coldly.

"Using spiritual power in a place like this is because you think you won't die fast enough?"

Lu Yan felt very aggrieved and wanted to defend herself.

If she wasn't so hungry, why would she take such a risky move?

She couldn't open the storage bag. She was going to starve to death anyway. What difference would it make if she died sooner or later...

However, with a few splashes, Wei Lin threw a few Heluo fish next to her.

It turned out that he had gone fishing just now, and the fish he caught this time was much bigger than the one before.

Lu Yan closed her mouth silently.