Crazy sweet! Mr. Gu spoils his wife and spends hundreds of billions

"You still know a little bit about the law!" Lu Wan covered her mouth and smiled, "Know a little but not much. Professionals in porcelain, please listen to my popular science. She has put a muzzle on the dog and clearly told you that her dog will She bit someone and pulled the dog back. You ignored the dissuasion and rushed up to the dog, deliberately took off the muzzle, touched the dog's mouth and was bitten by the dog. The injury was caused by you, and she cannot bear any responsibility. "

Knowing that Plaid Shirt didn't believe what he said, Lu Wan searched on her phone and found relevant cases, "Did you see it? This guy, like you, deliberately took off the dog's muzzle and touched the dog's mouth, and the dog bit him. He sued the dog owner. The dog owner went to court with him, and in the end, the dog owner won the lawsuit. He didn’t get a penny, and he was charged with extortion.”

Hearing her call herself a "professional in porcelain" and alluding to the crime of "extortion", her plaid shirt felt like it was stabbed into her lungs. She opened her eyes wide and shouted: "You are slandering me. I want you to look good! You have evidence." Do you want to prove that I am a porcelain professional? If not, I will go to court and sue you as soon as I leave, asking you to apologize to me and compensate for reputational damage!"

Lin Qian knelt down, put the muzzle on the little Pomeranian, and said softly: "Anyone with a discerning eye can see that you are indeed a porcelain expert. Normal people would rush to get rabies vaccinations if they are bitten by a dog. It's better for you, if you get bitten, you won't go to the hospital, just stay here and make noise, and you won't be afraid of rabies attacks at all. You are indeed not afraid, you have just been vaccinated and are still in the protection period."

She revealed the facts accurately, her plaid shirt panicking, "Which of your eyes can see that I have just been vaccinated against rabies? Is it written on my face that I have just been vaccinated?"

Lin Qian held his wrist, rolled up his sleeves, pointed to the clear teeth marks on his arm, pressed them with her nails, "Look, here are the teeth marks left by the last bite, look at this clear There are obvious marks, and it cannot be more than a week since the last time you were bitten. Do you dare to say that you were not vaccinated after the last time you were bitten? Not being vaccinated also proves that you are in the absolute protection period of less than three months. Need to fight again.”

As if being reminded, Lu Wan looked down and glanced at the legs of the plaid shirt.

Suddenly, she exclaimed: "He also has teeth marks on his legs. Good guy, he is bitten by dogs every now and then. He is really a professional in porcelain. Let's stop talking. Let's call the police and send this villain who makes a living from porcelain to jail."

She picked up her cell phone and wanted to call the police. Plaid Shirt cursed a few words about "making a fuss out of a molehill", turned around and left, disappearing in two or three steps.

"Coward!" Lu Wan raised her middle finger in the direction where he disappeared, and complained disdainfully: "Bullying the weak and fearing the strong, I despise you!"

Lin Qian lightly raised her eyelids and said to herself: "Do you really think the rabies vaccine can protect you? It's very likely that it won't protect you. You are about to die. I suggest you prepare your own funeral."

She lowered her head and looked at the soft and cute little Pomeranian who was wearing a plastic muzzle. Her eyes were full of autumn water, shimmering with sarcasm.

If her previous analysis was correct, then the rabies carried by this little Pomeranian must not be ordinary rabies, but a special rabies that can kill people and has no cure.

Lin Qian took out her mobile phone from her handbag and dialed Gu Yanci's number.

She first informed Gu Yanci of the situation, and then ordered: "Send some people to secretly monitor Plaid Shirt. I want to know if the rabies he is infected with is as scary as I thought."

……

In the evening, Lu Wan left, and Gu Yan resigned from his work and returned home.

When he entered, the little Pomeranian was rolling around at Lin Qian's feet, trying his best to be cute and playful.

It also wears a muzzle on its mouth.

It hated the muzzle, so it kept pulling at the muzzle with its little paws. When it couldn't pull it off with its left paw, it used its right paw to pull at it again.

Unable to pull it off with both claws, it raised its little head, barked a few times in a low voice, and circled around Lin Qian's calf, turning around and around.

Gu Yanci entered the room, took off his coat and threw it on the hanger, "Qianqian, I have time tomorrow, let's go to the scenic spot to take wedding photos."

I don’t know what happened, but when the little Pomeranian who was spinning in circles saw him, she rushed forward like her butt was on fire and bumped into his leg.

It rushed up unexpectedly. Gu Yanci subconsciously took a step back and looked down at it, "Is this the well-established little Pomeranian you mentioned? It's interesting. These days, there are beauty traps and cute dog stories."

Lin Qian crossed her arms and commented: "It seems new, but in fact it is old-fashioned. The trick of luring victims with small animals has been used by human traffickers for a long time."

While they were talking, Xiao Bomei trotted towards Gu Yanci.

It struggled to open its mouth, but was restricted by the muzzle. Its mouth could only open a small crack.

The more it can't open, the more impatient it becomes.

Knowing that the muzzle could not be removed, it walked to the table and banged against the legs of the table, trying to break the muzzle.

Staring at the little Pomeranian who kept bumping against the table leg, Gu Yanci frowned, "If you like small animals, you can go to the pet store and buy a few. There is no need to risk being bitten to death by raising them. You know It is extremely dangerous, why are you raising it? Throw it away as soon as possible!"

As if she understood what he said, the little Pomeranian took off on the spot, jumping half a meter high, and jumped seven or eight times in a row.

It jumped. Gu Yanci patted it down like a rubber ball and teased it: "Little guy, you want to play a rubber ball game with me? It's a pity that you are so cute and stupid that you can't jump as high as a rubber ball."

He called himself cute, stupid, cute and stupid, but the little Pomeranian understood.

The little Pomeranian shook his head, sniffed him close to him, then ran to the shoe cabinet, jumped up to the second floor, lay down on a pair of leather shoes, raised his tail, and pulled out a pool of dog urine.

Immediately afterwards, it kicked its legs, knocking down the leather shoes, sports shoes, and all the shoes that belonged to Gu Yanci on the shoe cabinet one by one, and finally jumped onto the top of the shoe rack. He shook his head at Gu Yanci, as if demonstrating and provoking.

At the age of thirty-one, Gu Yanci was bullied by a dog for the first time.

He said with a dark face: "Little thing! Be careful, I'll beat you up!"

The little Pomeranian jumped off the shoe cabinet, scampered up behind Lin Qian, straightened up and hugged her calf, hiding behind her legs as if seeking shelter, and cautiously peeked at Gu Yanci.

Lin Qian laughed dumbly, "This thing is a ghost. It's very smart. If you provoke it again, be careful that it pulls off its muzzle and gives you a bite."

Gu Yanci's face changed suddenly and he analyzed: "I think it really wants to bite me. It doesn't have a muzzle on, so it will definitely bite me."

The smile on both sides of Lin Qian's mouth deepened. She laughed out loud, shook her head and said, "It didn't bite me, but it bit you. From this we can see that you are disgusted by others and disgusted by dogs."

"Qian Qian," Gu Yanci sat next to Lin Qian and put on a serious expression, "Are you determined to keep it? Let me tell you, this kind of tamed animal has an IQ and is as smart as a human being. Dogs are very lethal. It is no exaggeration to say that their lethality is no less than that of humans.”

"I know," Lin Qian replied sternly, "It can kill me very easily. If it bites me, I will definitely die. It has the advantage of being very lethal."