Crazy sweet! Mr. Gu spoils his wife and spends hundreds of billions

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the show started.

At this time, Xinnuo still maintained his original posture, lying in the middle of the road.

She was probably betting that Gu Yanci would take pity on her and pick her up because of how pitiful she was.

A truck came and parked on the side of the road.

The driver opened the fence behind the truck, and a big, fat ox got out of the truck. It swung its long tail to drive away the flies that were flying in, and walked towards Xinnuo with its hooves.

Xinnuo, who was lying on the ground pretending to be unconscious, heard the cow braying and smelled the smell of cow dung, and quickly opened his eyes to see what was going on.

When she opened her eyes, she was stunned.

An old ox pointed his butt at her head and pulled out a hot, smelly pile of cow dung.

Xinnuo looked pale and tried to escape. Before she could get up, the cow dung fell onto her face with a "pop" and broke into small pieces.

Cow dung covered his face, and the hot and smelly breath filled his nose. Xinnuo opened his mouth and vomited continuously.

Under normal circumstances, Xinnuo would have to put on a graceful posture when vomiting, and perform a "beautiful fairy vomiting": cover her mouth with a tissue, make a gentle "vomit" sound, vomit on the tissue, wrap it up, and then gently throw it into the garbage. bucket.

At this moment, she was so disgusted that she couldn't think of looking elegant.

She put her hands on the ground and vomited, her face stained with yellowish-brown cow dung was ferocious and twisted, showing no trace of innocence.

Even without looking in the mirror, Xin Nuo knew that at this moment, she was in a miserable state, embarrassed and exposed...

Lifting his head and meeting Gu Yanci's cold, playful eyes, Xin Nuo felt extremely embarrassed and wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.

Seeing her embarrassment, Gu Yanci moved her fingers and posted the video recorded by the driving recorder online.

The front foot is released, and the back foot is on the hot search list.

Netizen: #Laughing to Death! Grab the bamboo shoots! You have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain! #

#Gentlemen, have you seen this? This is the correct way to drive San'er away! As long as you are ruthless, no mistress can be driven away. #

#I was so angry after watching it once! My husband said that he could not drive away the mistress who was pestering him no matter how hard he dared. I believed in his evil deeds before, but now I know that the reason why I can't drive her away is because the drive was clearly not strong enough. #

#learned! My haunted ex-boyfriend shows up again! Grandma’s! I'm going to dip the mop in the shit and slap him on the face with a squeak. #

#Good guy, this wave of operations makes me sad (dry), heart (sick), sick (beautiful), crazy (beautiful)! #

#Hahahahahaha! Laughing loudly! Find Saner’s psychological shadow area! #

Unable to get used to the smell of cow dung, Gu Yanci started the sports car and drove some distance.

He stopped the car again and motioned to Lin Qian to open Kuaiyin to read hot searches.

Lin Qian saw the comments from netizens praising Gu Yan's speech and insulting Xin Nuo, and said expressionlessly: "Congratulations to Mr. Gu for once again establishing a solid character."

Gu Yanci held the steering wheel with one hand, raised the corner of his mouth with a playful smile, and slowly said three words: "Learn more!"

Sensing something in his words, Lin Qian asked, "What are you studying?"

Gu Yanci gave a cold snort and said slowly, "Learn from me and don't let a third party take advantage of it."

Lin Qian remained silent and stared at the roadside, seeming to turn a deaf ear and yet thoughtful.

Gu Yanci said in a displeased tone, "She tried to poach us to undermine us. I will consider it from your point of view and directly nip the possibility of her poaching in the bud. What about you? There are always opportunities for Fu Anchen to take advantage of. Have an affair with him. Maybe in your eyes, that little ambiguity is insignificant. When I looked at it, I felt very uncomfortable."

Lin Qian pressed the nose pads of her glasses on the bridge of her nose, put on her sunglasses, and said emotionlessly: "Don't use Xin Nuo to whitewash yourself, think about you and Gu Jinyu. I told you clearly from the beginning, she It’s not your sister. You don’t listen, you hug her and coax her from time to time. In your eyes, you are hugging your sister, but in my eyes, you are hugging San’er!”

Gu Yanci's fingers holding the steering wheel suddenly stiffened, and the luster in his eyes faded. Regret turned into a rolling wave and swept over him, spiraling into a vortex with huge suction, pulling him down at a rapid speed.

A moment ago, he felt that he could bear the words "a maniac who dotes on his wife". At this moment, he felt that those four words were the most unkind irony in the world to him.

Before, Lin Qian settled old scores and never said: You hugged Gu Jinyu.

If she didn't say anything, he thought she didn't care.

She said, he knew, she cared...

Gu Yanci let go of the steering wheel, put his right hand on Lin Qian's shoulder, and called softly from behind her: "Qian Qian, when will you be able to pull out that thorn in your heart?"

Lin Qian turned her back to him and said calmly: "You can't pull it out, Gu Yanci, do you know? You are digging a hole for yourself. I don't love you, and I don't care about what happened between you and Gu Jinyu." Things. I love you, so I care. It is equivalent to saying that you show love in various ways, making me love you more and more deeply, and at the same time, I hate you more and more deeply. "

Gu Yanci's body trembled suddenly, his lips turned pale, and his eyes were filled with sadness.

"So," he gave up his fantasy and faced reality, "after yesterday, you hate me more than before?"

"Yes!" Lin Qian turned back quickly, closed the roof of the sports car, took the driver's seat from the passenger seat, and threw herself into his arms, "I think of that asteroid named after my love, that cosmic romance that moved the heavens and the earth. ,I……"

When Lin Qian said the word "I", she swallowed her words, hooked her arms around Gu Yanci's neck, raised her head to seal his thin lips, and kissed him passionately. Her lips tightly blocked his nasal cavity, making it difficult for him to breathe smoothly, and his brain... lack of oxygen.

Gu Yanci hugged the back of the little wife's head in his arms, trying to turn his passivity into initiative. She moved her head, and her lips slid down his chin, stopping on the rolling Adam's apple at his collar.

"Uh..." Gu Yanci breathed lightly and subconsciously took off Lin Qian's small cardigan...

The second before he was about to fall into a gentle and wealthy land, he felt a sharp pain on his shoulder.

Gu Yanci woke up from his trance, turned his head, and happened to see Lin Qian leaning on his shoulder, opening her mouth and biting his shoulder.

Her voice floated out from between her lips and teeth and reached his ears clearly: "Thinking of you hugging Gu Jinyu countless times, coaxing and comforting her with soft words, I want to kill you!"

Gu Yanci leaned against the car seat, his body motionless, his dark eyes filled with sadness, and his voice was inaudible, "That's it? I thought you were going to bite my neck off and suck my blood."

Lin Qian raised her head. There was a small piece of flesh on the tip of her tongue, and several teeth were stained with blood.

On Gu Yanci's shoulder, there were still several deep and bloody tooth marks, one of which had turned into a small blood pit.

Gu Yanci frowned slightly and then relaxed, smiled slightly and said: "You are a dog, how can you be so cruel?"

Lin Qian didn't answer. She stretched out her index and middle fingers and fumbled around his neck for a while. She suddenly stopped, raised her eyes and smiled, "The carotid artery is here."

Just say a few words and the subtext speaks for itself.

"Bite the carotid artery next time?" Gu Yanci looked playful, "Aren't you afraid of getting blood all over your face?"

Lin Qian was about to answer him when the co-pilot heard a cell phone ringing.

Gu Yanci reached out to pick up the phone and pressed the answer button: "Hello."

Xu Heng reported on the other end of the phone: "Mr. Gu, Xingchuang launched a new version of anti-virus software today. It is said that this software can completely eliminate the 'spider virus'..."