Crazy sweet! Mr. Gu spoils his wife and spends hundreds of billions

The slap landed on Gu Yanci's right cheek with a "snap" sound, showing red finger prints, and slapped away his rimless myopia glasses that were placed on the bridge of his nose.

One can imagine how powerful this slap was.

The registrar couldn't stand it and tried to break up the fight with the tone of someone who had been there before, "Don't hit people, just say what you have to say! As irritable as you are, no matter how good your temper is, your husband, no matter how much he loves you, will be beaten away by you."

Gu Yanci, who had killed a thousand swords, took the opportunity to establish an image of a "good husband who tolerates anger". He put on his glasses and said in a gentle and kind tone: "Qianqian, don't listen to her. I will tolerate you forever. I won't fight back." , don’t retaliate when scolded, I am the good man in the new era.”

Because he was telling the truth from the bottom of his heart, Gu Yanci's expression and tone were extremely sincere, and the registrar couldn't help but believe that this man was indeed a rare and good husband in today's society.

While envious of good men who have become other people's husbands, the registrar scolded Lin Qian with a straight face: "What a good man! If he were my husband, I would wake up laughing in my dreams. You, you, you don't know how blessed you are when you are surrounded by blessings." , you have such bad habits, most likely because you were spoiled by your family members."

Lin Qian clenched her fists tightly, wanting to punch out and break the registrar's nose.

She gritted her teeth in anger and gasped. On the other hand, Gu Yanci was smiling with joy, and his eyebrows were full of pride.

"That's wrong," Gu Yanci, who was as shy as a cucumber, hugged his little wife's slender waist and declared in an introduction tone: "Her family doesn't like her, and she relies on pampering. The little problems with arrogance are all caused by me."

The registrar looked dumbfounded, "Qingqing, why are you two here spreading dog food?"

Seeing that the divorce was not finalized, Lin Qian had to give up her plan to divorce today.

She pushed away Gu Yanci's arm around her waist, grabbed his ears and dragged him away, scolding him endlessly: "Bitch man, you have sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet. It's so bad. Look at it. There’s no worse fucking thing in the whole world than you.”

She cursed indiscriminately, but Gu Yanci accepted it all: "Yes, yes, yes, I am that bad. I am not bad, and you don't love me."

Lin Qian: "..."

After the two of them went out, the registrar made a "tsk" sound and commented: "You go to the divorce registration office to show off your affection. Today's young people are really good at playing."

……

After leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau, Gu Yanci drove to the company.

He held the steering wheel and drove, while Lin Qian sat in the passenger seat with a stern face and said nothing.

When the light turned green, Gu Yanci raised his hand and hooked Lin Qian's delicate and charming chin, teasing her with a smile on his face, "Be happy, smile, this frowning image affects the appearance of the city, be careful of the urban management uncle looking for you." "

"I'm laughing at your second uncle's smile!" Lin Qian pushed away his finger that hooked her chin and shouted out coldly, "If you don't get divorced, you will be widowed!"

Gu Yanci understood this, raised the corner of his mouth, and asked in a semi-serious manner: "You want to murder your husband? How to kill him?"

Lin Qian didn't answer. She picked up her phone and turned on Quick Sound. She quickly pressed the volume button with her thumb to increase the volume.

The next second, Gu Yanci heard a loud narration coming from her mobile phone: An inventory of the most poisonous poisons in the world. The first place is polonium. The toxicity of polonium is about 250,000 times that of potassium cyanide. A fraction of a gram of polonium is enough to kill tens of millions of people. Just three grams can kill eight billion people in the world...

The most poisonous person was Lin Qianxin. After listening to the detailed explanation of "Polonium", she stared at Gu Yanci with a smile and asked shockingly: "You said, if I want it, you will give it to me. I want you." Give me a show of polonium poisoning, will you show off?"

Gu Yanci: "..."

No one heard the two people flirting in the car, but a faint dog barking came from the trash can on the roadside.

It was even more unimaginable that the barking of the dog was inextricably linked to the two of them.

……

Arriving at the company, Gu Yanci ignored Lin Qian's resistance and forced her to the office.

As soon as he entered the room, Gu Yanci locked the door and pointed to the leather sofa behind the solid wood coffee table, "Go sit there and stay there in a good manner. You are not allowed to go anywhere."

"I don't!" Lin Qian held the cold gold-plated door handle, twisting it left and right, trying to open the door lock. "Let me go, I don't want to stay here, I want to go home."

Gu Yanci understood that the "home" she was talking about referred to her home in Yunling.

"Be good," Gu Yanci opened Lin Qian's right hand holding the metal door handle one by one, coaxing her like an old father coaxing a naughty girl, "When I finish the work at hand, we will go back together. There are bad guys watching you, you must stay with your husband so that he can protect you."

Lin Qian kicked him and called him a bastard and a bad guy over and over again.

Gu Yanci allowed her to curse. When her mouth went dry, he promptly handed over a hot drink of the right temperature, "Here, drink some water, moisten your throat, and continue to curse after drinking."

Lin Qian glanced at him and walked into the lounge in three steps at a time.

Thinking that she was going to the lounge to rest in bed, Gu Yanci calmed down and worked at his desk.

Halfway through reading the document, Lin Qian hurried out of the lounge.

Without saying a word, she grabbed the leather swivel chair that Gu Yanci was sitting on and dragged it back. Then she lay on top of him and tore apart the light gray silk shirt he was wearing.

The shirt on Gu Yanci was torn, revealing his honey-colored chest muscles with clear texture, as well as the reddish tattoo with the word "Lin Qian" printed on his heart.

"What are you doing?" Gu Yanci unbuttoned the rest of his clothes, revealing his tight abdominal muscles and tight waist. He spoke in a flirtatious tone, teasing his little wife, "You haven't been intimate with me for a long time, now. If you have a need, do you want me to satisfy it?"

"So be it!" Lin Qian took out a glass with a crimson candle in it from her pocket and said jokingly, "I found this thing in the lounge. You are not so kind and want to play with some wax, right? I'll satisfy you. , play with you!"

With that said, she opened the drawer, took out a ZIPPO lighter with exquisite and noble shape, opened the metal cap, pressed out a flame, and lit the candle wick in the cup.

Seeing her holding up the glass with swaying flames, Gu Yanci's expression suddenly changed and he quickly explained, "That's not a low-temperature candle. It's a room-temperature candle used to enhance the atmosphere of a candlelight dinner. It can only be seen but not played with."

Lin Qian smiled wildly, her smile half-hearted or half-hearted, "Candles at room temperature are even better!"

The bright red wax oil flowed out of the cup, dripped onto Gu Yanci's shoulders, and slowly flowed along the honey-colored skin, quickly condensing into wax droplets.

"hiss--"

Gu Yanci took a deep breath, tilted his head and said, "It hurts. Hold it higher. The correct way to play is to burn it without getting hurt. If you hold it so low, I will get first-degree burns from you."

"Oh, you know a lot." Lin Qian held the glass down, with the rim of the glass close to Gu Yanci's skin, and said with full of jealousy: "It seems that you have not only played, but you are also a good player who has played many times. .What fun would it be if you don’t get burned? It’s even more exciting if you get scars all over!”

She turned her wrist, and more wax oil flowed down and dripped on Gu Yanci's body.

But I saw drops of wax dripping down slowly, leaving shocking erythematous burns wherever the wax dripped down.

"It's enough for you to stop." Gu Yanci frowned in pain, "I've been playing big and I've been injured all over. You have to treat me yourself. How troublesome it is."

"It's a beautiful thought," Lin Qian sniffed, "Uncle Ghost will take care of you. I just want to tell you that this is the painful outcome of your refusal to divorce. If you don't divorce, I will torture you in various ways. I will torture you." Of, life, not, as, death.”

"Really?" Gu Yanci raised his eyebrows with interest, "I am happy to be tortured by you, what else can I do? Just use it!"