Crazy sweet! Mr. Gu spoils his wife and spends hundreds of billions

As if to confirm what Lin Qian said, the auctioneer on the stage told the background of the golden pot: "... It was produced in the XX year of the X Dynasty and was a chamber pot used by Emperor XX."

Chamber pot!

When the auctioneer said the word "chamber pot", all the guests burst into laughter.

For 30 million yuan to buy a chamber pot, Wu Jingjing suffered a huge loss.

It was a huge joke!

Laughter accompanied by sarcastic sounds of schadenfreude came from all directions and poured into Wu Jingjing's eardrums.

Wu Jingjing was smeared with dozens of layers of cosmetics, and her round face, whose true appearance could not be seen, was twisted into an indescribable and strange shape amid the laughter.

A deafening scream suddenly erupted from her crimson lips: "Impossible! That's not a chamber pot. How can there be a chamber pot made of gold and inlaid with a bunch of precious stones."

Seeing her disbelief, the auctioneer explained, neither humble nor overbearing, "Yes, this is indeed a chamber pot used by Emperor XX, and it is recorded in history books. In ancient times, emperors lived a luxurious life, and it was not unusual for them to use pure gold chamber pots."

The more the auctioneer talked, the uglier Wu Jingjing's face became.

Spending 30 million to buy a chamber pot, how could she explain it to Sun Taijin?

"I don't want it anymore!" Wu Jingjing looked disgusted, "That thing stinks, who wants it? Whoever wants it wants it, but I don't want it anyway."

"That's not okay," the auctioneer told the rules of the auction house. "According to the regulations, once an item is auctioned, it cannot be returned or exchanged. Of course, you can resell the item to others if someone is willing to take it over."

His last sentence was in vain.

Who will buy the chamber pot?

Buying it home will make people laugh to death!

The chamber pot bought for 30 million yuan was smashed into her hands. Wu Jingjing was furious and opened fire on Lin Qian, "You tricked me. You saw that the thing was a chamber pot at the first sight and deliberately bid with me to force me to step forward." Increase the price in one step. You caused me to lose 30 million, and you also caused me to lose face in public. I, I will beat you to death, you scumbag!"

At the end of the story, Wu Jingjing was almost crazy.

She picked up the teacup on the table and poured tea at Lin Qian.

Lin Qian turned aside to avoid the tea coming towards her, and replied coldly, "You can't blame me. You have no eyesight and mistook a chamber pot for a treasure pot. If you want to blame, blame yourself for being ignorant and stupid!"

Stimulated by her words, Wu Jingjing was furious.

She raised her hand, intending to scratch Lin Qian's cheek with her nails. The security guard from the auction house came over, grabbed her arm and controlled her, warning her in a flurry of words: "Madam, calm down. The treasure appraisal auction itself is I’m willing to admit defeat, if you can’t afford it, don’t play.”

"If you make trouble again, we will have to ask you out."

"There are so many people watching. Please pay attention to your image. Don't let everyone look down on you."

Wu Jingjing originally wanted to leave, but when she realized that she had not achieved her goal, she had to calm down.

The auction was still going on. After being tricked by Lin Qian, Wu Jingjing no longer dared to bid randomly.

Sun Taijin's favorite came on stage, and Wu Jingjing took a photo of it.

At this moment, Lin Qian stood up and walked towards the bathroom in a leisurely manner.

Wu Jingjing picked up her handbag and followed closely.

Lu Wan, who was sitting in the back seat, saw Wu Jingjing following Lin Qian to the bathroom at a short distance away. She immediately realized: Wu Jingjing was going to be a monster!

Lu Wan sent Lin Qian a message, telling her: #武Jingjing is following you. #

Then, she also walked to the bathroom.

When they came to the door, Lu Wan hid behind the wall and spied on Wu Jingjing secretly. At the same time, she raised her phone and pointed the camera at her.

From the phone screen, Lu Wan saw Wu Jingjing put her handbag on the sink and then walked into the bathroom stall.

Three or two minutes later, Lin Qian came out of the cubicle, walked to the sink to wash her hands, then went to the hand dryer to dry her hands, and then walked out of the bathroom.

Lu Wan, who was waiting outside, saw her coming out in a good manner and couldn't help but ask her, "You and her, didn't have any conflict?"

"No," Lin Qian answered truthfully, "I haven't met her in person."

"That's weird," Lu Wan was puzzled. "She followed you here and didn't do anything. What does she mean?"

Lin Qian looked at Wu Jingjing's handbag that was deliberately placed on the sink. She pondered for a moment and had some vague speculations in her heart.

She took out the law enforcement recorder installed in her jacket pocket and said happily: "There is no surveillance in the bathroom. Fortunately, I can rely on this thing to prove my innocence."

Lu Wan saved the video she took with her mobile phone and sent it to Lin Qian's WeChat, "Hey, hey, there's also the video I took. Double evidence, more convincing."

……

In the afternoon, the auction ended and everyone left.

In the square outside the auction center, Lin Qian held her cell phone and looked through the chat history.

Gu Yanci probably couldn't wait any longer, so he sent dozens of reminders at once, urging her to "go home quickly."

Lin Qian was rebellious and wanted to give him trouble.

She tapped the screen with her fingers and typed out two words: #不 reply! #

Almost at the same time, Lu Wan received a text message from Gu Yanci: #Take her home, and the benefits will be yours. #

What a benefit!

Lu Wan was at war between heaven and man in her heart, thinking about whether to go with Gu Yanci's wish because of how much he had given her.

Before she could think about what to say, Lin Qian took her arm and introduced, "I heard that there is a dessert street with many dessert shops nearby. Come on, let's go there and eat haise. I'll treat you."

Lu·Foodie·Wan imagined the bustling appearance of dozens of dessert shops on a street, and her eyes lit up.

Hehehe, Gu Yanci, I'm sorry! Now, I don’t want any benefits, I just want to eat with my mouth wide open.

After arriving at the dessert street and entering a store at random, Lu Wan ordered a bunch of colorful, exquisite and cute desserts based on the clerk's recommendation.

She ate haise in one bite from the left and right. Lin Qian didn't eat anything and sat at the table thoughtfully.

"Sister, don't you want to eat it?" Lu Wan picked up a plate of Cat Cherry Cake, "If you don't eat it, I'll finish it all."

Lin Qian held a silver fork and unconsciously cut the ice-skinned mung bean cake on the plate, muttering to herself: "Tell me, how can I successfully extract her venous blood without her defenses."

Lu Wan was stunned, "Whose venous blood? Wu Jingjing's venous blood?"

Lin Qian picked up a small piece of mung bean cake, put it into his mouth and said, "Yes, venous blood can be used to test the paternity of the fetus in the abdomen and its biological father."

"Let me think about it!" Lu Wan thought about it, and at the end of it, she banged her head and shouted: "Oh my, I'm so stupid! I can't think of a way! I thought about it, but I just wanted to sneak into her house, While she was sleeping, I tried to figure out a stupid way to draw blood."

It was indeed a stupid idea, and Lin Qian refused to adopt it.

Soon, it was night.

On the way home by car, when passing by XX Bar, Lu Wan inadvertently saw Wu Jingjing walking into the roadside bar with three twists and turns.

"I'll go!" she exclaimed, "I'm pregnant and still going to the bar to have fun. It's amazing, it's extraordinary."

Having seen many shocking scenes caused by Wu Jingjing, Lin Qian said in a accustomed tone: "She has always been like this and can't stay away from nightclubs and bars."

"Hey," an idea flashed in Lu Wan's mind, "Let's follow her in. Maybe we can secretly collect venous blood after she's drunk."