The ghost carrying the coffin of a dragon giving birth to a son

I nodded towards the monkey, who looked at Xiong Ji and shouted:

"Okay, don't cry. Men don't shed tears lightly."

"It's so embarrassing for a big man to cry and cry."

"It's not like you've encountered something big, so why should you cry?"

"Think about those old bachelors. They have never tasted the taste of a woman in their lives."

"You enjoy the ultimate happiness in the world every day. If those old bachelors find out, they will be jealous of you."

At the end of the sentence, the monkey couldn't help turning his head and laughing.

Although Monkey has no professional training, he will not laugh at ordinary jokes unless he can't help it.

Seeing the monkey still smiling, Xiong Ji cried even more sadly, crying loudly.

There must be a certain limit to the happiness in this world. Even if it is too much, no matter how happy it is, it will be a disaster.

I couldn't help but laugh. Human sadness cannot be sympathized with.

I asked:

"Mr. Xiong, how much savings do you have?"

Xiong Ji hurriedly took out his bank card and cried:

"Master, I still have a total of 100,000 yuan in savings."

"As long as the mage helps me, I am willing to give the mage all these 100,000 yuan."

Xiong Ji is really willing to risk all his money to get rid of his girlfriend.

I muttered:

"Now that you have found me, I can't justify it if I don't care about this matter."

"Let's do this, you give me five thousand first, and I will go and see if there is anything wrong with your girlfriend."

"If she is really evil and you still want to ask me for help, then let's talk about the reward again."

"Okay, I'll listen to the mage!"

Xiong Ji agreed without thinking and immediately transferred five thousand yuan.

My eyes glanced around Xiong Ji again and said:

"Take off all your clothes."

"what?"

Xiong Ji was a little dumbfounded.

The monkey urged:

"Ah, what, we are all grown men, who cares about your two ounces of meat?"

"Hurry up, take it off!"

Xiong Ji was a little frightened by the monkey's posture, twisting and undressing like a woman.

When Xiong Ji took off his shirt, I took a deep breath and frowned slightly.

The monkey paid attention to my face. Seeing me like this, he hurriedly urged Xiong Ji:

"Be quick and take off your pants too."

In the end, Xiong Ji took off only his underpants.

The monkey was urging him to take off his pants, and I waved to the monkey.

I took out a Bagua mirror, drew a talisman on the Bagua mirror with a pen, then handed the Bagua mirror to the monkey and said:

"Monkey, take him to the toilet and use the Bagua mirror to look at his two ounces of meat."

The monkey laughed and took Xiong Ji to the toilet.

After two minutes the monkey came out, his expression became extremely strange.

He said:

"Lao Lin, what a ghost, that guy's two ounces of flesh seem to have rotted away."

"It looks fine to the naked eye, but under the Bagua mirror it appears to be in a rotten state."

I said nothing with a sullen face.

The monkey continued:

"Lao Lin, is that guy's girlfriend really a ghost?"

I said in a deep voice:

"That guy has a sexy look. He is a knife in the head. His girlfriend really has a problem."

"As for whether it is a human or a ghost, we have to see her to determine."

I sighed:

"This guy is still alive, so he is lucky. He shouldn't die."

Xiong Ji waited for a while before he came out. He was fully clothed, and I asked him to take off his pants again.

"Mage, I..."

Xiong Ji stammered.

I shouted:

"If you want to survive, just stand there and don't talk."

Xiong Ji didn't dare to speak anymore and stood there honestly.

I whispered to the monkey.

The monkey went to the room and came out after a while holding a bamboo tube.

He walked up to Xiong Ji with the bamboo tube and poured the liquid in the bamboo tube on Xiong Ji.

"what!"

Xiong Ji suddenly let out a scream, jumping around like a shrimp that had been burned by a red hot iron.

I sat on the Taishi chair and stared at Xiong Ji.

When the monkey poured the thing on Xiong Ji, a black smoke suddenly appeared from Xiong Ji's body.

Not only that, under the splash, Xiong Ji's skin instantly turned black, like coke, which looked very scary.

"I'll be a good boy, can he still be alive like this?"

Seeing the look on Xiong Ji's body, the monkey's eyes widened and he exclaimed.

I whispered:

"So this guy is very lucky. If it were an ordinary person, he would have died a long time ago."

"I guess this guy has accumulated a lot of evil in his ancestors, so I saved his life at this time."

Xiong Ji roared in pain and did not notice the changes in his skin.

He jumped for a full five minutes before he calmed down and his skin returned to normal.

Water drops slipped from Xiong Ji's hair and flowed to his mouth. He couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick it, then frowned and said:

"Mage, what was it that was poured on me just now? Why do I feel a nasty smell?"

Upon hearing this, the monkey turned his back and started twitching with laughter.

I tried not to laugh and said in a deep voice:

"Don't worry about what it is. In short, it will save your life."

When Xiong Ji heard what I said, he nodded sharply and thanked me repeatedly.

After he got dressed, I looked solemn and said in a deep voice:

"Xiong Ji, I have probably guessed some of your problems."

"To be honest, the problem you have is very dangerous. You may die at any time."

Xiong Ji was so frightened that he fell to the ground and cried again. He was really afraid of death.

I said in a deep voice:

"What's the point of crying? Even if you cry to death, it won't change the reality."

Xiong Ji hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to me, crying and saying:

"Oooh, mage, please save me."

"I am the only son in the family. I don't want to die, wuwuwu..."

"Get up and talk."

I said in a low voice.

I looked at Xiong Ji and said:

"It's not easy to save you."

"However, I will do my best to help you."

"As a condition of saving you, give me all your savings. You are spending money to eliminate disaster."

Xiong Ji hurriedly handed over the card. I nodded to the monkey, and the monkey took the card.

"Sit down and let's talk about your affairs."

I said.

Xiong Ji hurriedly sat upright in front of me and looked at me nervously.

I glanced around his face and asked:

"What does your family do?"

Xiong Ji said hurriedly:

"Master, my hometown is in the countryside, and my father is the village guard."

I nodded thoughtfully. The village guard had merit, and this guy only managed to survive now by borrowing his father's merit.

I said again:

"Tell me about your girlfriend in detail, starting from the time you met her. The more detailed the better."

"Pay attention, don't miss some details."