The ghost carrying the coffin of a dragon giving birth to a son

Chapter 152 Women only affect the speed at which I draw my sword

I breathed a sigh of relief. The monkey finally survived and broke the old woman's obsession.

After a while, the monkey opened his eyes.

I punched him in the chest and laughed:

"Monkey, I thought you were going to die."

The monkey grinned and said:

"Lao Lin, I know you are here, you will definitely not let me die."

I punched him twice on the shoulder and cursed with a smile:

"Monkey, don't do such dangerous things in the future. You have to obey me when I ask you to leave."

The monkey scratched his head and said with some embarrassment:

"Lao Lin, I'm holding you back, but I still want to rush over and help you."

I laughed and said:

"What are you talking about? Why are you holding me back?"

"If it hadn't been for you, I don't know what the final outcome would have been."

"Your unexpected blow directly changed the outcome, but the risk you took was a bit high."

"If you can't break that old woman's obsession, you will probably die."

Hearing what I said, the monkey suddenly beamed and said:

"Lao Lin, I'm not afraid of death, as long as I can help you."

I put my arm around his shoulders and smiled:

"Our career has just begun. If we can die like this, none of us can die."

The monkey laughed and said:

"Lao Lin is right, none of us can die, and we still have to carry swords to the end of the world together!"

We looked at each other and laughed.

After finishing laughing, the monkey asked:

"Lao Lin, do you understand the origin of this old woman?"

"Did she mess with that doll?"

I said in a deep voice:

"Yes, she is the one responsible for the doll!"

"The old woman used the soul-refining magic to create so many dolls. She used the dolls to harm people and steal their lives to extend her own life."

"Then Huanhuan's father probably fell into Song Anlian's trap without realizing it, and brought the ghost doll home, and then this horrible thing happened..."

Using dolls to harm people is an extremely evil thing and extremely difficult to prevent.

Which family with children doesn't buy a few dolls, so that the devil can know which doll is serious and which doll has ghosts.

Fortunately, this thing is not that easy to refine, and not everyone can do it.

As for the scary nursery rhyme I sang before, I seriously doubt that the old woman has done the kind of scary things in the nursery rhyme.

After hearing what I said, the monkey suddenly felt cold sweat dripping from his forehead and goosebumps appeared on his skin.

He sighed:

"I never thought there could be such horrific things in this world. It was really eye-opening."

"Lao Lin, if you don't kill the old woman, will she be able to survive by stealing Yangshou?"

I muttered:

"She definitely won't be able to survive this way forever, but one thing is for sure, she will definitely not die for a while, and she will definitely harm more people."

The monkey grinned and said:

"So, we have done a great job."

I smiled and said:

"Of course. By killing this old woman, we both gained a lot of merit."

After the matter was resolved, the monkey relaxed and chatted and laughed with me happily.

When he was talking excitedly, he suddenly shouted and his face turned pale:

"Damn it, it's time for the sages again."

"Mad, can you please stop doing this? It's really torturous."

The monkey's time for asking God has passed and he is weak.

Seeing the unhappy look on his face, I laughed and said:

"Monkey, I guess your time as a sage will be postponed when you have more merit."

The monkey wanted to cry but had no tears. He was so exhausted that he could only lie down on the sofa.

I looked at the door and said loudly:

"Come in, the door is unlocked."

Squeak!

The door was pushed open and Xu Yin came in from the outside.

Of course I knew that Xu Yin had been here a long time ago, and she had been waiting outside without coming in.

When Xu Yin saw the monkey waking up, he was obviously relieved and whispered:

"Ding Lin, is Fang Hou okay?"

I glanced around the monkey and said seriously:

"The monkey suffered serious injuries and needs careful rest."

The monkey immediately became anxious when he heard what I said and wanted to speak, but I stopped him with my eyes.

Xu Yin suddenly became anxious when he heard what I said, and said with a look of self-blame:

"It's all my fault. If it weren't for me, he wouldn't be so seriously injured."

I said in a deep voice:

"Xu Yin, do you have time next?"

"I want you to help me take care of the monkeys. I am not a grown man who can take care of people."

Xu Yin said hurriedly:

"I have time, you go and do your work, I will take care of him."

I nodded and said in a deep voice:

"Xu Yin, I'm sorry to trouble you."

I turned my head and winked at the monkey, with a smile on my lips.

The monkey was a little anxious and wanted to talk.

I glared at him and made a shushing gesture, then I went back to my room, leaving the living room to them.

Killing Song Anlian this time has brought a lot of merit, but I am still at 70% with the monkey.

I did my homework for a while and fell asleep.

The next day I was woken up by a monkey.

Open your eyes, the sun is already high.

The monkey slapped the door hard and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Lao Lin, get up, the sun is shining on your butt!"

I yawned and got up. The monkey had already prepared breakfast, er, lunch, I should say.

The preparations are very rich, and there is a big table full of my favorite food.

I looked around and asked in confusion:

"What about people?"

The monkey asked knowingly:

"Who?"

I glared at him angrily and said:

"Who are you talking about, Xu Yinbai."

The monkey scratched his head and said with a smile:

"I drove her back."

I said angrily:

"Okay, why are you driving me back? You haven't recovered yet and you need someone to take care of you."

"Have you always liked her figure? Now that I'm given the chance, you don't even know how to cherish it, you coward!"

The monkey chuckled and said:

"Lao Lin, why do you need a woman? A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword."

"Bullshit!"

"What nonsense are you thinking!"

"The only thing that affects the speed of drawing your sword is your kidneys. Only if your kidneys are weak will it affect the speed of drawing your sword!"

I'm not in a good mood.

The monkey touched his head and laughed.

I said again:

"Do you understand the balance of yin and yang? What man doesn't have a woman? Look at those guys with powerful magic, which one doesn't have a woman to balance yin and yang?"

The monkey whispered:

"Then you don't have a woman either."

I:"……"

I snorted and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

After a while, the monkey whispered again:

"Don't Xu Yin like you? I..."

I choked on his words and coughed violently.

After a while, I lost my temper and said:

"Are you a pig head?"

"I rejected her. I have no relationship with her."

"I'm with you every day, but you still don't know if there is anything between her and me?"

"She is the eighth-grade City God. You two are a perfect match. If I give you a woman, the yin and yang can complement each other, which will be of great help to you."

The monkey muttered:

"I don't want it, I want to remain a child."

I suddenly became angry, with a dark face, and said angrily:

"Then you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"

"Have a meal!"

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