The ghost carrying the coffin of a dragon giving birth to a son

I took a deep breath and looked away from the door.

The force on the gate is very strong, and it is not easy to get out from here.

I looked back at the altar and whispered:

"Monkey, don't worry, I will take you out safely."

The monkey grinned and said:

"Lao Lin, I am not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death. Even if I die here, I will have nothing to fear."

I stared and said angrily:

"What do you mean about being immortal? It's so unlucky. You don't want to go out to find women?"

The monkey grinned and said:

"I was wrong. We can definitely get out safely."

After some joking, the tense atmosphere disappeared.

I looked at the straw man on the altar and said:

"As expected, it was that guy who trapped us here."

"The guy didn't leave, he's still stuck here."

The monkey looked at the straw man with an angry face and roared:

"Whatever that guy wants to do, I'll set it on fire!"

I pulled it and whispered:

"Don't act rashly, that evil spirit is very powerful, just look at my eyes and act."

The basement was quiet, except for the breathing of the monkey and me, there was no other sound.

The evil ghost's magic power is very strong and can evade the detection of my spiritual eyes.

I stared at the straw man and shouted:

"Come out, I know you are hiding here."

"You have trapped us here. Your first goal has been achieved. Whatever comes next, just clear the way. Stop hiding."

There was no sound except my voice, as if there was really nothing.

"Monkey, boy piss!"

I whispered.

"Ah, I want it now."

cried the monkey.

I shouted:

"There's so much nonsense, we need it now, hurry up!"

The monkey scratched his head and muttered:

"Lao Lin, why don't you use your own? Are you really not a chicken anymore?"

At the end of the sentence, a lewd smile appeared on his face.

I glared at him and said angrily:

"If you delay any longer, it will be too late."

The monkey scratched his head and turned around, walked to the corner, took off his pants and peeed.

This environment was really not suitable for peeing at this time. The more anxious he felt, the more he couldn't urinate.

Seeing his dawdling, I waved the Demon-Conquering Mace a little on his waist, and the monkey's water suddenly poured out.

The monkey was furious and shouted:

"Damn it, Lao Lin, did you make me incontinent?"

I rolled my eyes, what nonsense was that? I just tapped his hole to help him.

"Now, here you go!"

The monkey turned around and handed a bottle to me.

I turned my head and said angrily:

"You pervert, why do I need your child's urine?"

I pointed at the straw man and shouted:

"Go and nourish it!"

The monkey chuckled and quickly walked to the altar. When he was about to pour the boy's urine,

Suddenly an angry shout sounded out of thin air:

"you dare?"

There was an evil fire in the monkey's eyes, and he did not hesitate to piss the boy on the straw man, and sneered:

"There is nothing in this world that you, Mr. Monkey, dare not do!"

"If you keep gibbering, I'll slap you in the face again!"

The boy peed on the straw man, and the straw man suddenly made a hissing sound, and a stream of white air came out of the straw man.

I chuckled and said:

"Monkey, you can just soak her in the urine. It will wake her up directly."

The monkey quickly came back to me, touched his head in a very disgusting way, and said with a smile:

"Of course, you don't want to see whose penis peed on it."

As he spoke, he glanced at me provocatively and said proudly:

"Lao Lin, for example, you don't have this power, hehehe..."

Suddenly my face turned slightly dark, what are you talking about? I used to be the same, if not...

I quickly put these distracting thoughts behind me and stared at the white-haired straw man.

The threatening voice just now was made by the evil ghost, a female ghost.

Children's urine not only contains strong yang energy, but it is also a kind of filth to ghosts, and they are not willing to be affected by it.

Before I did this, I didn't know if it would be effective. I was taking a gamble, but I was right. The female ghost had already revealed her clues.

An angry roar sounded from the altar:

"You two damn things, how dare you wet me with urine, I will suppress your souls in a latrine for a hundred years and make you eat shit every day!"

The monkey exploded immediately and cursed angrily:

"You're such a ghost, you have such evil thoughts!"

"Don't fall into our hands, otherwise I will feed you with urine every day and let you taste the power of my fairy water!"

Female ghost: "@#￥%&*（（&#））"

The female ghost was very angry at the monkey's words, and she babbled a lot of ghost language that she couldn't understand.

I chuckled and said:

"Monkey, I think the method you mentioned is feasible."

"You must protect your virginity and never lose your virginity."

monkey:"……"

"You two bastards, go to hell!"

The female ghost screamed, and a dark wind blew out of thin air.

The dark wind was filled with ghostly energy, which transformed into a palm and slapped me hard.

The ghostly Qi palm was the size of a millstone, and the power emitted from it was very strong. Before the palm even reached it, there was a strong sense of oppression.

I yelled:

"Monkey, get out of the way!"

The monkey gritted his teeth and quickly stepped aside.

I waved my hand suddenly, and five Zhiyang Talisman flew out of my hand and quickly faced the palm.

boom!

The Five Sun Talisman only resisted the power of the palm for two seconds, and the palm continued to slap me.

The female ghost laughed arrogantly:

"Smelly Master, you only have so much ability and you still want to fight me. You're getting impatient."

"Break it for me!"

I yelled, stepped on the Tiangang Steps, held the Demon-Conquering Mace in both hands, used the Demon-Conquering Mace as a spear, and stabbed the palms of my hands fiercely.

puff!

The Demon-Conquering Mace pierced my palm, and my body staggered suddenly, looking like I was about to fall down at any moment.

My eyes widened, I looked up to the sky and roared:

"Tiangang Thunder, kill ghosts and demons, break it for me!"

boom!

Stronger golden light burst out from the Demon-Conquering Mace, striking hard on the palm.

puff!

The palm of my hand was pierced by my mace, and was instantly crushed by the power of the mace.

"Female ghost, you are nothing more than that, come out and fight with me!"

I looked at the altar and shouted.

"Hmph, you're a trivial person, but you dare to be arrogant in front of me. I can kill you easily!"

A disdainful sneer came from the altar.

The monkey suddenly became angry and cursed loudly:

"You've blown away your reputation as a female ghost. My Lao Lin easily defeated your attack. What qualifications do you have to criticize him?"

"You are the one who is vulnerable, clown!"

"Humph!"

An indifferent snort sounded, and the temperature in the basement instantly dropped several degrees, making it gloomy.

The nine iron chains on the altar were pulled and collapsed, and a shadow slowly appeared on the altar.

I stared at the altar, alert, the female ghost was about to come out.