About my outrageous life in Honkai Impact III

Luo Xiaochen covered his dragon horn with his hands. It was really painful from that blow just now. His soul steel dragon horn was almost bent crooked.

"Hey, little little dust?!!!"

The fairy Ai Li had also recovered at this time. Looking at Luo Xiaochen, who was the same size as her, she hugged him without any hesitation.

"Hey, Xiao Xiaochen, it's so fragrant and soft."

The fairy Ai Li was like a nympho, rubbing her face against Luo Xiaochen's face hard, making a giggling sound with her mouth.

Luo Xiaochen did not resist and let Fairy Ai Li hold him for several minutes before speaking, "Has that been enough? Can you get off now?"

"No, this is Xiaochen who is the same size as me, of course I should hug him more!?"

Fairy Ellie was reluctant to let go, and in the end it was Alisia who forcibly pulled the two apart to prevent her reputation from being further damaged.

"What are you doing, other me? You and Xiaochen always hug each other like this in bed!"

The fairy Ai Li, who was held by Ai Lishia, became unhappy immediately and spoke directly about the truth.

"Did I hear something I shouldn't have heard?"

Mei looked at the fairy Ai Li with her hands on her hips with a look of disbelief, and then realized something was wrong. What did she mean by being in bed with Chen?

Feeling Mei's gaze, Alissa tilted her head, put her hands behind her back, and winked at Mei.

"Mei, you didn't hear anything, right?"

"Guess." Mei crossed her arms across her chest, and everything she wanted to say was hidden in the smile on her face.

"..."

Ai Lisia kept smiling. It was all because of the fairy Ai Li. The image she had worked so hard to create in Mei's mind was distorted.

"Mei, don't you have any more questions to ask?"

Ai Lishia changed the subject extremely abruptly, and then looked at the fairy Ai Li for help.

But our fairy Miss Ai Li was holding Luo Xiaochen's hand and asking him questions at this moment, not caring about Ai Lixia's actions at all.

"I said, shouldn't you take care of it?"

Luo Xiaochen discovered Ai Lisha's distress signal, and gently patted her body with the hand held by the fairy Ai Li, so that the fairy Ai Li could quickly come back to her senses.

"Oh, it's time to take care of it. Then Xiao Xiaochen, wait for a moment."

The fairy Ai Li reluctantly let go of Luo Xiaochen's hand and flew between the two of them.

"Dear human, let me help you use this magical typewriter!?"

"……All right."

Fairy Ai Li took the initiative to say this, and Mei temporarily stopped interrogating Alicia and instead focused on using the typewriter.

……

"…First this, then this, and finally this, okay!?"

After some instruction from the fairy Airie, Mei typed the questions she wanted to ask on the typewriter, and now it was time to wait for the answers.

After a while, a blank file slowly appeared from the typewriter. Mei took out the paper, somewhat confused.

“Why is it white?”

"Well..."

Fairy Ai Li took the white paper, threw it casually on the table, and explained the reason to Mei.

"Mei, what question were you thinking about just now?"

"I want to know what Ellie is like."

"This question is too broad, so the typewriter has a blank page. Otherwise, it might have typed out my entire life for Mei."

Hearing that Mei was talking about something related to herself, Alicia came over from the side.

"I see……"

Mei understood, but if she wanted to simplify the problem, she didn't know where to start.

Alicia saw her conflicted look, so she gave Mei a good idea.

"Mei, how about we start with my past?"

"That's easy. All I have to do is let the other me put my hands on the typewriter." Fairy Ellie echoed.

"Is this really possible?"

It’s not that Mei doesn’t trust the two of them, but she doubts whether this old typewriter has this function.

"Of course, the typewriter will automatically retrieve a document related to her, and will select the event that is more valuable to you.

And she herself cannot control this process, so it is full of surprises..."

As she spoke, Fairy Ai Li pulled Alicia's hand and put it on the typewriter, and at the same time turned to Mei and gave her a reassuring expression.

The palm of the hand was placed on the typewriter cover, a sound was heard inside the typewriter, and then a document full of words was printed out.

"Okay, that's it.?"

Fairy Ai Li took out the document and handed it to Mei.

Out of curiosity, Alicia stood on tiptoes beside Mei, and she was also very concerned about which memory the typewriter would select.

"Mei, you must read it carefully. After all, this is my story."

……

"Good morning! A new day starts with a wonderful encounter! Remember to weigh yourself first when you get up~"

"Well……"

The alarm clock stopped and the girl sat up from the bed and stretched lazily.

"Well... a new day, a new beauty, come on, Alicia!"

Alicia languidly encouraged herself, grabbed a corner of the quilt and pulled it away from her body, then lightly jumped off the bed.

"Get up, get up, weigh yourself before getting dressed... OK, delete the record~"

Weighing oneself is essential every day. Looking at the slightly overweight number on the scale, Alicia skillfully deleted the record and wrote 54.8 kg as usual in the small notebook next to her.

"It's all Xiaochen's fault. Who told him to bake such delicious cakes?!"

Due to someone's superb cooking skills, Alicia's recent dessert quota has seriously exceeded the quota. She even planned to reduce the number of times she went to Chen to ask for small cakes... But of course that was impossible!

Chen's cake was so delicious, if she didn't eat it, Mobius would take it away. Besides, no matter how fat she was, Chen wouldn't care!

Standing in front of the mirror and tidying up her clothes and appearance, Alicia adjusted her slightly messy bangs and smiled brightly.

"Dress is OK, bangs are OK, smile is OK. Today is also a beautiful day. ?"

Everything was ready, and Alicia left her room and turned left to go to the staff cafeteria.

After walking a few steps, Alicia came up with a great idea - she was a little tired of eating in the staff cafeteria, so why not go find Chen and ask him to make breakfast for her.

As soon as she said it, Alicia changed her route and went directly to Chen's dormitory.

Standing in front of the door, ignoring the "Knock if you need anything" sign on the door, he took out the key and opened the door.

"Xiao Chen, here I come!?"

In the room, Chen was lying on the bed with a thick book covering his face.

"It's Ellie..."

Chen responded weakly, giving Alicia a feeling that she was about to die on the spot.

"Xiao Chen, what's wrong with you?"

Alicia moved the book away from Chen's face, saw that Chen had his eyes closed, and gently poked his face with her fingers.

"I sorted out my PhD's experimental documents and papers with my senior sister. I didn't sleep all night and felt like my soul was flying away."

Originally, it wouldn't be a big deal if it was just one night, but the most important thing was to sort out the documents. Not to mention that many of the documents were in very small fonts, it took the two of them several hours just to sort out the mixed documents.