About my outrageous life in Honkai Impact III

"How long have I slept?"

After an unknown amount of time, Yayi, who was lying on Luo Chen's legs, woke up slowly. This sleep was really comfortable, as if she could sleep until the heat death of the universe.

"Only half an hour."

Luo Chen's hand was on Meiyi's face. Meiyi saw that he was only wearing a white shirt, and his original black windbreaker was now draped over Meiyi.

"Really? I thought I slept for a long time."

Mei rubbed her eyes and grabbed Luo Chen's windbreaker. In addition to her body temperature, there was still the scent of Luo Chen on it.

Burying her face in her windbreaker, Meiyi took a deep breath. The scent of Luo Chen lingered in her nostrils, and she felt great satisfaction.

"Mei, you're... so perverted."

Luo Chen's mouth twitched. Is it really okay to go crazy on his clothes in front of him? Can't he just do it to himself?

"whee."

Meiyi chuckled, put on her windbreaker, buried half of her face in the collar, and stared straight at Luo Chen with her eyes.

"Are you not going to return it to me?"

Mei: Nods

"Okay, then you keep it."

Seeing Meiyi's happy look, Luo Chen felt embarrassed to take it back, so he just gave it to Meiyi.

Bud (?o ? o?)

"I always feel like you learned bad things from Ai Li? I've never seen you like this before." Luo Chen grabbed Mei's face. It seemed that since entering the paradise of the past, Mei's behavior became more and more strange, and she was vaguely getting closer to Ai Lisia.

He casually constructed an identical windbreaker, put it on, and stood up.

"Chen, Kevin just asked Ellie and Mebius to look for you, but why are you here?"

"Of course I've already met them, you idiot."

Luo Chen gently tapped Mei's forehead with one finger and said to Mei who looked unconvinced: "Are you that stupid paramecium of Kiana? You can't even figure out such a simple question."

"Too lazy to think."

Meiyi spread her hands. With Luo Chen as an external brain, she doesn’t have to think about such simple questions!

"Just be lazy. Sooner or later you'll become as stupid as Kiana."

"No way!"

Mei retorted that she would never be like Kiana, and Kiana was not stupid, she just didn't like to think.

"Yes, yes, Miss Mei, you are the smartest." Luo Chen said perfunctorily: "Since you are awake, I will leave now."

"You won't come with me?"

"This adventure is exclusively for you, so I won't interfere." Luo Chen finally touched Mei's head and used teleportation to leave the square.

Seeing Luo Chen leaving, Yayi did not stay here for long. She wrapped her windbreaker a little tighter and chose a random road to continue moving forward.

Just after walking a few steps out of the square, several huge hats fell from the sky and blocked Mei's way.

"This audience member is really impatient. He entered without my permission before I even invited him?"

The exaggerated tone and the magical technique allowed Mei to quickly determine which Velvet it was.

The top hats around exploded, colorful ribbons flew out of them, and a group of people holding bombs fled in all directions accompanied by the sound of salutes.

"Qiang Qiang!"

As for the great magician Velvet, she made a brilliant appearance amidst a salute!

In order to avoid embarrassment for Wilvi, the considerate Mei clapped her hands symbolically, which gave Wilvi the greatest satisfaction.

"Oh, Mei, you really are a good audience."

Velvet walked towards Mei with an exaggerated step, circled around her, and finally stopped in front of Mei.

She looked Mei up and down with a scrutinizing gaze, obviously very interested in the familiar windbreaker she was wearing.

"Did you strip Chen of his body?"

As expected of a big V teacher, Mei was speechless as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Why do you have such an idea?" Mei said, staring at Weiwei's brilliant smile.

"That guy Chen always wears a windbreaker, and now his clothes are on you, there is only one possibility."

Wei Erwei spread her hands. It was not her fault that her thoughts were jumping out of control. In her memory, Chen had only one style of dressing. The most bizarre thing was that he actually had five windbreakers of the same style!

"I don't have time to mess around with you right now. I don't know much about this [Eternal Paradise]. If you're okay, I'll continue exploring."

"I totally agree with you on that."

Velvet put one hand on her waist and snapped her fingers in agreement with Mei.

"You have no idea what a commotion Alicia has caused. I just prepared a new performance, but she stole all the limelight. I'm a little depressed.

By the way, since you want to continue exploring, I will give you the surprise I prepared for you in advance!"

Weiwei raised one hand proudly, put it to Mei's ear, and then gently withdrew it, with a card of exquisite material in her hand.

The pattern above is of Weiwei in a strange pose.

“Your…selfie?

Although I know you are narcissistic, it shouldn't be this serious, right? "

Mei looked strange. Could it be that Weiwei was more narcissistic than she thought? Or did she have some strange habit, like sending her selfies everywhere?

Thinking of this, Mei silently took a step back.

"That's why I said, you are such an anxious audience..." Weiwei said helplessly and handed the cards in her hand to Mei.

Mei took the card, and the moment her body touched the card, a familiar power suddenly surged from her body.

"Is this, the mark of [Tian Hui]? No, it's not quite the same...

What did you do to Sue?"

"Yes, that's the expression. It's really great!"

Vivi opened her arms and spoke in the style of a high-ranking official in a special effects film.

"Don't think too much about it. It's one of my attempts... It refers to the design principle of the seal and can temporarily stimulate the user's physical potential."

"…Another anti-Kevin militia?"

“Yes, but a single engraving would be too boring, so I added some Velvet elements.

Next, let me explain to you the functions of these cards..."

"I'm not interested in these. Perhaps other heroes are more interested in this, such as... Kosmo?"

Mei handed the card back to Weiwei uninterested, but Weiwei pushed it back and a different card appeared in her hand.

"No, no, no, I think you will accept this audience. After all, this deck contains not only anti-Kevin weapons, but also anti-Dust weapons."

Weiwei turned the front of the card in her hand towards Meiyi, only to see that the person drawn on it was not Weiwei, but Chen's profile.

"I believe that Miss Mei, who is so clever, can definitely guess which seal this card corresponds to, right?"

"Scorching Moon." Mei answered without hesitation.

"That's right, this is the Burning Moon, the power of Chen. It is the most mysterious and powerful seal in the Paradise of the Past. Mei, aren't you curious about what it is like?"

Weiwei's words kept arousing Mei's curiosity like a dog's tail grass. In the end, she couldn't resist the temptation and took the special card.

A strange power emanated from the cards. Mei looked at the cards in her hand and fell into deep thought...