About my outrageous life in Honkai Impact III

I am Luo Chen, the only male student of St. Freya. I'm panicking now, I want to ask why? It's probably because I'm sitting in the girls' dormitory right now, being judged by the dean and his team.

"Aunt Theresa, it's unfair! I really didn't skip class on purpose!"

Luo Chen knelt on the ground without any image, bent over and hugged Theresa's short legs, and kept crying.

"Okay, stop making trouble! Jizi, lift him up."

Theresa held her forehead, and after Jizi pulled Luo Chen up, she looked at him with a dark face: "You are so capable, you actually learned to skip class!"

Luo Chen looked at her innocently, pointed at Kiana sitting beside him, and accused: "It's really none of my business. It was Kiana who lied to me, and I escaped."

"You!" Kiana was unhappy on the spot. It was impossible for her to bear the blame alone, so she began to retort: ​​"Then you didn't have a lot of fun!"

"I……"

Luo Chen's face turned slightly red and he turned to look at Mei Yi, hoping that she could say something nice for him. As a result, he found that the other party was looking at him with a dark face and a smile on his face. Luo Chen immediately understood that Mei Yi was unreliable, so he looked at Yuno again.

‘Ask for your own blessings. ’

Yuno expressed her thoughts with her lips, and Luo Chen suddenly felt a chill in his back, thinking that this time it must be over, he bowed his head in resignation and accepted the trial.

"Forget it, I can't control you two. Jizi, I'll leave it to you."

"You are the dean of the college. Are you going to pass the blame on me?"

Jizi was very surprised by Theresa's decision, and then looked at the two of them with malicious eyes.

"Each person will hand in two thousand words for self-criticism and give it to me tomorrow. As for the subsequent punishment..."

Ji Zi fiddled with her hair and paused deliberately: "There will be an exam in half a month. We will make a decision after your results come out."

"That's okay."

Luo Chen patted his chest with relief. After all, his grades were among the best, so there was no need to worry at all. As for Kiana...

Luo Chen looked at her with pity, and found that the other party's face was ashen, and he began to laugh wildly in his heart.

"Don't rush to be happy yet, Luo Chen."

Ji Zi saw what Luo Chen was thinking at a glance and said in a joking tone: "If one of you two fails, then both of you will be punished."

"Nani!"

Luo Chen widened his eyes and looked at Jizi as if he was seeing a demon: "Teacher Jizi, are you serious?"

"What do you think, little one?"

"It's over!"

Luo Chen knelt on the ground, beating the floor feebly and wailing: "It's over now."

"Come on, little guys."

Jizi walked to the kitchen, took out a bottle of wine from the refrigerator, sat on the sofa, and drank by herself.

"Luo Chen, come and help me cut the vegetables."

Hearing Ya Yi calling him, Luo Chen didn't move at all. He said sadly to Ya Yi: "Leave me alone, Ya Yi, just leave me alone."

"Luo Chen..."

Hearing Mei Yi's aggravated tone, Luo Chen was startled and quickly stood up and said to her, "I'll go right away."

"You got scared instantly?"

Yuno leaned on the chair and said to Luo Chen with a smile. Luo Chen, on the other hand, rolled his eyes at her and said very proudly: "I don't call this coward, I call it sincerity!"

Kiana was still thinking about how to avoid punishment. She took out King Homu from her schoolbag and hugged him, which made Bronya who was watching the fun instantly become interested.

"Kiana, where did your King Homu come from?"

"Luo Chen caught this for me. It's the only one in the entire arcade city!"

Kiana looked at Bronya's longing expression, said proudly, and then hugged her a little tighter.

"Can you show it to Bronya?"

"No! Luo Chen caught this for me. It's the only one in the entire arcade."

Bronya became visibly disappointed, staring straight at King Homu in Kiana's arms, sitting there motionless.

"Okay, just for a moment."

Looking at Bronya's appearance, Kiana finally handed the doll over with an expression of victory.

"You and Kiana, you had a lot of fun today."

Hearing the movement in the living room, Yayi asked Luo Chen without raising her head, but her tone made Luo Chen feel a little dangerous.

'Damn it! '

Luo Chen's hand holding the knife paused, and he said nervously: "It's okay."

"is it?"

Meiyi looked at the doll in Bronya's hand and said nothing. Luo Chen couldn't help it, so he stretched out his hand to touch her head and whispered, "Okay, I'll go out with you during the holidays in a few days."

"Ah."

Yayi's face turned red, feeling the warmth from Luo Chen's hand, and said happily: "Then don't regret it."

"I know, when have you ever seen me lie?"

After dinner, Luo Chen took Kiana and forced her to tutor for an hour before returning to her dormitory. After washing up, Luo Chen sat at the table in his pajamas.

"It's troublesome. I have to go out with Mei Yi the day after tomorrow, so don't let anything happen."

Luo Chen scratched his head in annoyance, saying that he didn't like Mei Yi would be pure fart, but...

Luo Chen leaned back on his chair and couldn't calm down when he thought about the plot in the future.

"Whether you can survive or not is still a question. Think about this now."

Luo Chen laughed to himself, touched the Jizo Yuhun worn on his wrist with his hand, and sat quietly.

The next day

When the bell rang, Luo Chen grabbed Kiana who was running towards the door and forced her to stay to make up classes.

"Ah! I don't want it!"

Kiana tried to break free from Luo Chen's hand, but she had no choice but to give up.

"It's okay if you don't want to. If you don't pass the test, I will still die."

Luo Chen looked at her with a dark face and said in a bad tone: "Who tricked me into going there in the first place?"

"Hey, I got it!"

Kiana sat back on the chair in frustration, lying on the table like a mess.

"Chen, do you want to give Kiana extra lessons?"

"Yes, otherwise I will die."

Mei Yi stood aside, hesitated for a moment, dragged a chair to Kiana and sat down: "Then let me help you too, Kiana."

"Ah! No! Mei Yi is so scary during make-up classes..."

Kiana refused, but when she saw Mei's kind expression, she immediately surrendered and sat on the chair with her head lowered and motionless.

"Yuno, you and Bronya go back first."

"Ok."

Yuno saw Mei Yi's thoughts at a glance, and whispered in Mei Yi's ear: "Let you run first, after all..."

Yuno pointed to her lips deliberately, showed a victor's smile, ignored Mei's resentment, and left with Bronya and Lilith in hand.

"Um, Mei, are you okay?"

Luo Chen opened the information and asked cautiously.

"fine."

Mei Yi shook her head, glanced at Luo Chen's lips without trace, and took out the information from her bag: "Let's get started."

"okay."

……

"Yuno, aren't you afraid that Mei will steal your home?"

Walking on the road, Lilith looked at Yuno who was as if nothing had happened, and asked her curiously.

"It's okay." Yuno waved her hand: "Isn't Kiana here? She will contain Mei."

"Right."

Lilith knew it, and after staying with Yuno and the others for a long time, she also knew that Kiana liked Mei and always did strange things to her.

"You are still amazing."

Lilith looked at her funny, leaned into Yuno's ear and said, "By the way, where are you with him?"

"do not know."

"Forehead."

Lilith held her forehead, feeling a little speechless. She put her arms around Yuno's shoulders and said helplessly: "I don't know what the hell it is!"

"Well, I just don't know. I'm not sure yet..."

"Okay, then you ask him out during the vacation this time, and I'll help you."

"Is this really good?"

"Hey, believe me, I've watched a lot of dramas."

"OK then."