About my outrageous life in Honkai Impact III

Chapter 26 The Valkyrie’s Table

Luo Chen stood downstairs in the girls' dormitory and was about to call Mei Yi when a voice came from behind him.

"Classmate Luo Chen, you are here."

Luo Chen turned around and saw Fu Hua behind him, nodding towards her: "Well, squad leader, what are you doing?"

"Went to the store."

Fu Hua raised the plastic bag to signal, and then said to Luo Chen, "Let's go up together."

"it is good."

……

"Luo Chen, you are finally here!"

As soon as Luo Chen walked in, Kiana looked at him and said, "Promise me food, I've been waiting for a long time."

"So you asked me here just to cook!"

Luo Chen put his hands on his hips and said with a smile.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?"

"Okay!"

Kiana cheered and jumped towards the kitchen.

"What are you doing?"

Luo Chen pulled her back and looked at her solemnly.

"Help!"

Luo Chen didn't speak. After letting her go, he walked to the table, picked up the paper and pen on the table and wrote a few words. He turned around and walked to the kitchen, pasted the paper on the wall, pointed at the paper and said to Kiana

"Here, read it out."

"What is it? Let me take a look." Kiana came closer and read it word by word.

"Kaslana and Paramecia are not allowed to enter the kitchen. What! Luo Chen, what do you mean!"

Kiana looked at Luo Chen angrily and pouted at him.

"I'm afraid your Kaslana family's cooking talent has been limited since our ancestors."

Thinking of the outrageous setting that Kaslana couldn't cook, Luo Chen strengthened his determination not to let Kiana enter the kitchen.

"Impossible! This lady..."

"When I was in Changkong City, the food you cooked successfully made me go to the hospital to have my stomach washed twice."

Luo Chen looked at Kiana, recalling his past self, and wanted to slap himself twice.

"Why did I agree to let you into the kitchen that time?"

"Uh, this..."

Kiana smiled awkwardly, then was gently pushed away by Luo Chen.

"Okay, young lady. Let me do the cooking. You go and play games with Bronya."

"Ok."

After Kiana went to play games with Bronya, Luo Chen entered the kitchen and saw Mei Yi and Fu Hua already preparing ingredients, so he asked Mei Yi

"Mei, do you have more aprons?"

"here."

Mei Yi took a new pair from the cupboard and handed it to Luo Chen.

"The principal said he will call you here often in the future, so let me prepare a new one for you first."

"You really treat me like a cook."

Luo Chen took the apron and smiled bitterly, walked to the refrigerator and started thinking about what to do.

"What are you going to do today?"

Seeing the duplicitous Luo Chen, Yayi smiled slightly and asked him.

"I promised Kiana that I would make a big meal."

Luo Chen responded and took a piece of tofu from the refrigerator: "Let me think about it... let's cook several cuisines."

"I see, I understand."

Meiyi nodded, put the chopped vegetables on the plate, took the tofu, cut it and put it aside.

"Monitor, are you still young?"

Luo Chen saw Fu Hua holding a jar in his hand and asked curiously.

"Ah."

Fu Hua nodded, put the jar on the table, and looked at Luo Chen: "This jar has been marinated, so I took it out."

"Just right, you can use it."

"Yes, that's fine."

Fu Hua smiled slightly, handed the jar to Luo Chen, and then began to prepare other ingredients.

"Hey, Yuno, did you see? The monitor actually smiled!"

Lilith, who was sitting on the sofa, looked at Fu Hua in the kitchen with some disbelief.

"is it?"

Yuno looked away from the photo album in her hand, stopped giggling, and looked towards the kitchen with the same shock: "Yeah! I rarely see the monitor smile."

"Yeah, right." Lilith came close to Yuno and inadvertently saw the photo album in Yuno's hand. Looking at the contents, Lilith said, "I mean, Yuno, what are you looking at!"

As she spoke, Lilith snatched the photo album from Yuno's hand, causing Yuno to panic instantly.

"give me back!"

Yuno stretched out his hand to grab it with a blushing face, while Lilith held the photo album in one hand and pressed against Yuno with the other. Yuno did not dare to shout loudly, and said with a proud face: "I said Yuno, so many photos of Luo Chen are... Where did it come from?”

"G-give it back to me!"

Yuno became anxious, and his hands began to dance in the air, waving towards Lilith.

"You don't want Luo Chen to know that you secretly kept his photos, right?"

Hearing this, Yuno stopped and looked at Lilith with great resentment without saying a word.

"Okay, don't look like you're going to eat me."

Lilith moved over again, put the magazine on her lap, and said to Yuno: "Good things must be shared. Aren't we sisters?"

"Ok."

Seeing that Lilith had no intention of telling anyone, Yuno gave up and started watching with her.

"By the way, where did you get so many photos?"

Lilith looked at the photos with curiosity, pointed at one of them and said, "This one doesn't seem to be from St. Freya."

"Yes." Yuno nodded: "Some of them were taken by me when we were in Changkong City. Some were taken at the academy."

"That's it..." Lilith tilted her head and smiled evilly: "Yuno, I have an idea."

"what?"

Looking at Lilith's expression, Yuno knew something was up, so he quickly grabbed the photo album, held it in his arms and looked at her warily.

"Don't be so nervous." Lilith leaned over and said in a nice voice: "Yuno, look, if we print a few more copies of the photo album in your hand, and then sell it secretly in the academy, what do you think? Will you make a lot of money?"

"You're out of money's eyes."

Yuno rolled her eyes at her and hugged the photo album harder, for fear of being snatched away by Lilith.

"Impossible! How can you not use this thing to make money!"

Seeing Yuno's refusal, Lilith couldn't force herself, so she patted Yuno's shoulder, jumped off the sofa and walked to the dining table.

"Okay, dinner is ready."

Luo Chen walked out of the kitchen carrying the last plate of food, greeted everyone, and then said to Kiana: "Kiana, go call the dean and Teacher Jizi."

"Ok!"

Looking at the table full of dishes, Kiana couldn't wait any longer. She ran upstairs in a hurry, shouted inside, ran down again, and sat on a chair.

"As for that? Kiana."

Jizi walked down from the second floor stroking her messy hair, looked at the dining table and said with a smile: "No wonder Kiana is so anxious, it turns out that's the case."

"Teacher Jizi, have you just woken up?"

"Otherwise?" Ji Zi responded to Luo Chen and yawned by the way. After walking to the kitchen and taking out the beer from the refrigerator, he took a sip and let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's great! The cold beer is indeed delicious!"

"Teacher Himeko, drinking beer right after you wake up is not good for your health."

Fu Hua looked at Ji Zi's movements and reminded him.

"Whatever, as long as it feels good."

Ji Zi sat on the chair without any concern for her image, took another sip, and said to everyone: "You should hurry up and sit down too."

"Jiko, drink less. Drinking too much is not good for your health."

Theresa stood behind Jizi at some point, looked at Jizi frowning, and said to her.

"It doesn't matter, Theresa. I know my body best."

Ji Zi waved her hands, indicating that it didn't matter to her. Theresa could only sigh.

‘So, it seems like I’m going to Jiuyou soon. ’

Luo Chen sat on the chair, thinking silently. He raised his head and looked at Theresa.

"Aunt Theresa, don't you say something? It's a celebration after all."

After Luochen said this, everyone else nodded and looked at Theresa together.

"Then let me say a few words." Theresa looked at everyone's expectant eyes and could not refuse, so she stood up and looked around everyone: "As the dean of the college, I am very satisfied with this actual combat exercise. After all, in Everyone has performed very well in the past few days. Therefore, I hope that everyone can continue to do what they are now and fight against Honkai for themselves and for our home!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was violent applause in the room. Theresa also said to everyone: "Okay, let's start dinner. Kiana can't wait any longer."

"Who says I can't wait? I'm not that greedy!"

"Then I'll eat first."

"Wait a minute, ah! Stinky Luochen! That piece of meat was my first sight!"

"Hahaha……"

In a cheerful atmosphere, everyone cleared away the food on the table and started to play together.

"Idiot Kiana, this is already Bronya's 103rd victory."

Bronya put down the controller and looked at Kiana, her eyes filled with pride.

"Damn it! Another round! I don't believe it!"

Kiana held the handle, looked at Bronya, and declared war on her: "I must defeat you, little one."

"It's impossible for Paramecium to defeat Bronya. So Bronya accepts your challenge"

Luo Chen sat on the sofa, looked at the two people who were dissatisfied with each other, and smiled slightly.

‘How long can days like this last? ’

Thinking of the subsequent plot, Luo Chen felt a heavy burden on his shoulders and felt uneasy.

"What do you think, little one?"

Ji Zi sat next to Luo Chen holding a wine bottle, hooked her hands around his neck, and looked at him with a smile.

"It's nothing."

Luo Chen looked at Ji Zi who smelled of alcohol, tilted his body slightly to the other side, and reached out to try to grab the wine bottle in Ji Zi's hand.

"What are you doing?"

Ji Zi slapped Luo Chen's hand back, then let go of his hand and looked at him warily.

"Teacher Himeko, you drank too much."

Luo Chen stretched out his hand again, only to be slapped back by Ji Zi again.

"Little guy, I'm not drunk!"

Himeko said this, drank all the wine in the bottle, and then fell asleep on the sofa.

"Good guy."

The corner of Luo Chen's mouth twitched, looking at Ji Zi speechless.

"Kiana, stop playing around, go and lift Jizi up."

Theresa looked at Jizi from the side, and then said to Kiana.

"Wait a minute, I'm about to...ah! I lost again!"

Kiana shouted, stood up with a sad face, walked to Jizi, pulled her up, and then carried her to the second floor.