From the birth of a son to the separation of Nuwa and her path to becoming a god
Chapter 668 I Have an Incense Shop 1
The name is "Burning incense online, mission accomplished".
After all, Meng Liu came from the world of cultivating immortals, and this world is full of spiritual energy, so she now knows some small spells.
According to the website's algorithm, she used some tricks to get herself a recommended spot.
The number of viewers suddenly increased.
(What kind of live broadcast is this? Damn, the background is so spooky, and the word "葬" is so big, it scares me!)
(Have incense shops kept up with the times and started live streaming these days?)
(There are incense shops on the street, why should I buy from her?)
(It’s just a gimmick. Why does such a beautiful lady have to sell funeral supplies? Aren’t you afraid?)
(Unintentionally brushed, evil spirits retreat!)
(Unintentionally brushed, evil spirits retreat!)
(Unintentionally brushed, evil spirits retreat!)
......
Meng Liu glanced at the comments and explained, "Don't be afraid, everyone. This shop is inherited from my family. Today is the first day of live streaming. The incense and candles here are different from those in other places. They have different flavors. If you have money, you can also customize hot pot and barbecue for your family members."
(Pfft, what a liar, a scheming woman who even takes the money of the dead!)
(Will burning incense in your house affect my ability to drive a Ferrari with one hand?)
(By burning incense at your house, can I get the top score in science in Province S?)
(By burning incense in your house, can I ask Fan Bingbing to be my girlfriend?)
Meng Liu frowned and looked at it for a long time. What the hell is this? How much is a stick of incense? And she is the girlfriend of Fan Bingbing, the top scorer in science. Why doesn't she go to heaven?
She was chatting with this group of people while introducing the store's main business, but half an hour passed and it was still not open!
The staff of Shark Live also noticed the popular recommendation on the homepage. The technical staff racked their brains but could not figure out how it became popular. The key point is that they could not remove it!
The housing management wanted to ban the live broadcast room on the grounds of promoting feudal superstition, but it was unable to do so.
(Can you give my dad a girlfriend?)
"Of course, the paper figurines in our store have been modified and are different from those in other stores. They can be used."
(What does it mean to be usable?)
"It is..." Meng Liu thought about it and came up with a metaphor, "similar to the function of an inflatable doll."
The paper figures made by modern people generally only maintain a human form. Because they have no soul, they have no thoughts of their own in the underworld and can barely obey the orders of their masters.
But no one noticed that the paper figures were just flat plates when they were taken off, without any biological characteristics, so the paper figures of maids and the like that were burned for deceased relatives could only be looked at and not eaten.
Meng Liu improved this drawback. Although the paper man still has no thinking of his own, it can be used. It also prevents him from having to abstain from sex after becoming a ghost.
She turned the camera and aimed it at the paper figure she had made.
"We have everything from lolita, queen, hottie, and sweetheart. Girls don't have to worry. We have cool, handsome, sunny, gentle, and cool girls. Friendly reminder, they all have abdominal muscles." Meng Liu smiled, "If you have more in-depth needs, you can also raise them. I also have private customization!"
(I suspect the anchor is doing something pornographic, but I have no evidence.)
(What to customize? Size? Hahahahahaha)
(Okay, okay, if you say that, then I will place an order.)
(Burn one for yourself fifty years from now?)
(Has anyone noticed that these paper figures are really pretty?)
(I have seen paper figures sold in the incense shop near my home. They look just like people from the Republic of China, with a little red at the corners of their mouths and two blushes on their cheeks. They look creepy!)
(Yes, the paper figures made by the anchor are not scary at all, but they are really good-looking!)
(Is it made according to the image of a celebrity? How can you sell funeral supplies if you have such skills? It's a waste of resources.)
Meng Liu smiled with satisfaction. Her job was to be Nuwa, so making a small paper figure was easy for her!
Some viewers did place orders, but unfortunately the revenue was still not high. Meng Liu frowned in distress.
"You guys talk nice things, but I won't buy any of them!"
(Hahaha, the point is that we don’t have this need yet. My grandfather is dead, but my grandma is with him. If I send two beauties to him, wouldn’t that make my grandparents unhappy?)
"Then you can also get some incense and candles."
(It was Qingming Festival not long ago, and the incense had already been burned. If you had started broadcasting half a month in advance, your business would definitely not be so bad.)
(I guess we can only wait until next year's Qingming Festival.)
Meng Liu looked at the comments with embarrassment, wondering why other female protagonists were so successful on live streaming platforms, but it was so difficult for her.
As expected, novels are all fiction.
No! Meng Liu suddenly remembered something.
Those female protagonists seemed to be doing live fortune-telling, which was different from her selling incense and candles. People would be more or less curious about the unknown.
Thinking of this, she hurriedly ended the broadcast and practiced in the moonlight for the whole night. Fortunately, she had the memories of the world of immortal cultivation. Although her internal energy from a thousand years was gone, her soul was divine and her aptitude was extraordinary. After all this hard work, her cultivation had already established a foundation, and she had no problem with ordinary fortune-telling and face-reading.
After setting up a spirit gathering array in the store, Meng Liu started his second live broadcast.
This time the title has been changed to "Communicating with the Underworld", and you will get a fortune-telling session for free when you spend over 1,000 yuan.
The staff behind the scenes of Shark Live were so angry when they saw this. If they were just selling funeral supplies on the Internet yesterday, today they are actually promoting feudal superstition.
If it was seen by patrolling Internet police, not only the live broadcast room, but also the head office of Shark Live would receive a huge fine.
(Good morning, little sister. Hey, why did you change the title today?)
(Free fortune-telling for every 1,000 yuan spent? But 1,000 yuan is really a lot. Who would be willing to spend so much money on incense and candles?)
"It's okay if you don't want to buy incense and candles. I can exchange paper money for the dead for you at a one-to-one ratio. But I'll charge you a 10% commission." Meng Liu had read a few metaphysical books while having breakfast in the morning, and now he had a plan to deal with the situation.
"I know you all don't believe it, so let me draw three lucky viewers for free. If it doesn't work, I won't charge you."
After that, she fiddled with the platform's functions, and with a tap of her finger, the first destined person came on the microphone.
"Fuck, I tried it, and it turned out to be me!"
Meng Liu smiled and said, "Can you turn on the camera?"
It's not that she can't make guesses out of thin air, but it would waste her spiritual energy, so she'd better save it if she can.
The person on the microphone sounded like a male college student in his twenties. He decisively turned on the camera and said, "Hello, beautiful lady!"
"Well, let's stop talking nonsense. I'll ask you questions and you'll answer them." Meng Liu counted on his fingers for about a minute. "You are from City C, the eldest in your family, and you have a younger brother, but this younger brother just died not long ago, right?"
The man on the other side of the camera was visibly shocked, and after a while he came to his senses: "What the hell, what the hell, how did you know that?"
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