A big stick sweeps across the wilderness

Time flies, and a thousand years pass in the blink of an eye.

There are cars and motorcycles on the road and airplanes and satellites in the sky.

In a smoky black internet cafe, several rural Shamatte were yelling at the top of their lungs.

"Throw a grenade! Holy shit, who the hell is this? Throwing it at me! Aren't your fingers forked? Is this a duck that has turned into a spirit?"

"Do you know how to play? We are in the same group, why did you poke me?"

"You're blocking my view, please move aside!"

The person being scolded tapped the keyboard awkwardly, with a sheepish smile still on his face.

He had smoky panda eyes and long, brightly colored hair that hung down from the chair to the floor.

A leather vest with studs, skinny jeans, and pointed-toe European-style shoes.

There was also a metal chain hanging from the belt.

It was Jiang Yu.

He was not annoyed even when he was scolded. Seeing that they were unwilling to give up, he shouted, "I'll treat you tonight's instant noodles!"

The discontent suddenly turned into cheers.

"Young master is so mighty!", a group of "Shamatte" turned their anger into joy.

Jiang Yu grinned, revealing his full white teeth: "Add sausage and spicy strips!"

The cheers rose a few decibels.

At this moment, the door of the Internet cafe was suddenly pushed open.

Brought in a cold wind mixed with snowflakes.

Everyone shuddered subconsciously.

A pink-haired guy ran up to Jiang Yu and asked with a sob, "Young Master Kuang, you said we are brothers for life!"

Jiang Yu did not respond immediately.

He took out a model of a pager from his pocket, opened the lid, and flicked his wrist. Two candies flew accurately into his mouth.

His eyes narrowed slightly. "Master Qi, we are not brothers for life. We are brothers for life! I said thousands of years ago that I would protect you."

"I love to hear the young master brag!" Someone has already poured hot water into the instant noodles in the aluminum lunch box.

The pink-haired chicken-head slammed the table and shouted, "The Immortal Royal Family is here to cause trouble. Dream Chaser was blocked by them in the game hall. The damn Ye Baiqiu even slapped me!"

As he spoke, he tilted his face towards the light so that everyone could see the slap mark more clearly.

"Bang!"

The lunch box slammed heavily on the table, splashing soup everywhere.

"Fuck the immortal royal family! Get him! Make them kneel down and call me daddy."

"Let's go! The Canyu tribe is not easy to bully!"

"With Master Kuang here, it's useless no matter how many people there are!"

A group of Shamatte.

He has a fierce look and walks with a gust of wind.

With a lollipop in his mouth, he grabbed a bench and a brick and rushed to the game hall with great momentum.

Some people had portable recorders hanging on their waists.

With the background music, the atmosphere becomes even more solemn and murderous.

"I am the master of the world, I am free to go wherever the world wants me to go. I am the master of the world, I never need to look back. I make my own laws, this fierce wolf with flashing eyes..."

As the combat ceiling of the Canyu tribe, Jiang Yu walked at the end at a leisurely pace.

Following a roar from the pink-haired chicken-head, several people rushed into the game hall without hesitation.

There was a sudden burst of sounds of smashing, shouting and cursing.

Jiang Yu was about to follow him in. He paused and stepped back. He turned his head and looked towards the shadow in the alley.

Standing there were two female students who had just finished their evening self-study.

He immediately raised the corner of his mouth and walked over with a duck-like gait as if he didn't care about his relatives.

The plump girl with freckles was paralyzed with fear. She tried to call for help, but she was too nervous to make a sound.

The snow beneath me melted a little bit quickly.

On the contrary, the other girl was not afraid at all. She blinked her big eyes and looked at Jiang Yu curiously.

"What's your name?" Jiang Yu supported himself against the wall with one hand, his face almost touching the girl's.

Showing the second-year domineering attitude.

Several figures were thrown out of the game room behind him, and then more than a dozen people rushed out, kicking and stomping. Screams and curses mixed together.

"Lin Ruoxue." The girl shrank her neck. She turned her body and looked at the tragic battle behind Jiang Yu: "Are you not going to help?"

Jiang Yu smiled evilly. A breeze blew from somewhere, making his long hair flutter: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

"Puch..."

Lin Ruoxue couldn't help but laugh: "I don't believe it!"

At this time, the fat girl who was lying limp on the ground finally breathed a sigh of relief. She used all four limbs to crawl away. As she crawled, she shouted in a voice that only she could hear: "Help! Someone is killing me!"

Jiang Yu ignored all distractions and only had eyes for the girl in front of him: "I don't believe it either. But this is not the first time we've met."

Lin Ruoxue showed a thoughtful look: "It must be the first time I see you. But I feel inexplicably familiar with you. If... uh... you wash your face, I can see more clearly."

"unnecessary!"

Jiang Yu suddenly put the lollipop in his mouth into Lin Ruoxue's mouth.

Lin Ruoxue’s eyes suddenly widened.

Expression dull.

His face was full of disbelief.

Jiang Yu showed a childish yet greasy smile: "Well, if you eat my candy, you will be mine from now on."

Lin Ruoxue was stunned, her mind went blank.

Pointing blankly behind Jiang Yu.

The few people from the Canyu tribe held their heads and wailed like shrimps. The only thing that remained hard on their bodies was their mouths.

Jiang Yu laughed up to the sky. He sang in his native Cantonese: "I am the master of the world, I am free to go wherever the people look up to me. I am the master of the world, I never need to look back!"

While singing, he rushed towards the immortal royal family...

Every father is afraid that his daughter will be kidnapped by a gangster.

But Jiang Yu is not yellow-haired.

He is Rainbow Madman!

In the blink of an eye, another hundred years have passed.

Technology is developing rapidly.

Fully automatic trams flow in the air. It is hard to tell whether the beautiful woman walking on the street is a real person or a bionic person.

Ninety-nine percent of jobs will be replaced by AI.

Nanotechnology and cloning technology have increased the average human lifespan to two hundred years.

The application of controlled nuclear fusion and neutrino technology has ushered in the era of space exploration.

But there are still many people who like to live in a primitive way.

The big elves and the small monsters pulled the carbon fiber hovercraft side by side. The bone puppet waved the whip in a serious manner, occasionally making a loud bang in the air.

Jiang Yu wore a golden helmet and a yellow robe. The carriage was filled with takeaways.

From time to time, electronic police would catch up with him, reminding him not to speed, not to cut in, and not to drop feces on the ground.

The carriage stopped in front of a dim antique shop.

Jiang Yu put a box of takeout on the bar.

After thinking about it, he reached into the takeout box and pulled out a chicken leg.

Before he could put it into his mouth, he was grabbed by a skinny hand: "Good boy, you stole my food again. I was wondering why the takeaways I ordered recently are always underfilled."

Jiang Yu didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed about being caught. He had a harmless smile on his face: "Uncle Wu, how can eating your food be considered stealing?"

Yuan Ling's skinny face appeared in the shadows: "You are not short of money, kid. Why are you so busy every day?"

Jiang Yu secretly exerted his strength and pulled the chicken leg towards his mouth little by little: "I'm afraid of being empty. I can't be idle. Aren't you bored too?"

"His!"

Yuan Ling's arm muscles burst his sleeves. He slowly pulled the drumstick back and said, "I was wrong. I really did it for the money. Anyway, what are you feeling empty about? Has your wife been reincarnated again?"

"Well, he just reincarnated for the 57th time, and he's still young. It's not time for us to meet." Jiang Yu increased his strength and gradually stabilized the chicken leg. He didn't forget to mock him, "Fifth Uncle, is this the only power the Demon Saint has?"

The right half of Yuan Ling's clothes also burst open, revealing his rock-like chest. He again pulled the chicken leg closer: "Not a demon saint, but a half-saint. If he had survived the complete thunder tribulation, even the Qilin would not be my opponent."

"You blow it!"

Jiang Yu's eyes flashed, and he licked the chicken leg without any martial ethics. But Yuan Ling also had the same idea.

Lick half each.

No one wants it now.

Yuan Ling threw away the chicken leg and held the remaining takeaway in his arms, with an expression as if he was guarding against thieves.

Jiang Yu curled his lips: "Where's Third Uncle?"

Yuan Ling spat into the takeout box. Then he said slowly, "The panda in the zoo is sick, so he's going to be a guest for two days. 800 per day, with food and lodging provided."

Don't underestimate the money.

But the fact that meals are included is enough to prove how generous the zoo is.

Yuan Ling took out a chicken wing and ate it slowly with garlic sauce. Seeing Jiang Yu was about to leave, he called him back: "I found out where Xin Shuang is."

"what?"

Jiang Yu stopped suddenly.

He had found all his relatives and friends in reincarnation, except for Han Xinshuang. How could he not be excited when he suddenly got the news?

Seeing that he was anxious, Yuan Ling cheerfully kept him in suspense: "Only meat but no wine? It seems a little less interesting..."

Jiang Yu's figure flashed. In his hand, there appeared a clay-sealed jar. He smiled and said, "I brewed it myself. It was struck by lightning on the top of Kunlun Mountain for more than 300 years, and I have never been willing to drink it. I have long wanted to honor my fifth uncle."

Yuan Ling rolled his eyes, slammed open the jar of wine and took two big gulps.

He let out a long breath: "Great! Your cooking skills are getting better and better. Don't deliver food anymore, brew wine at home! I'll pay you a high price."

Jiang Yu was in no mood to argue with him about this. His tone was full of anxiety: "Where is Xin Shuang?"

He is not a cunning person.

If you keep us on suspense any longer, we'll get angry.

Yuan Ling glanced at Jiang Yu and said with emotion: "Although Si is a demon king, he is not useless. He actually created a cultivation method that uses the power of faith to replace spiritual energy. With a cultivation method, there are infinite possibilities. Have you not seen your father and mother for a while?"

Jiang Yu nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice: "It's not in Fengdu, and I can't find it in the world. I'm just wondering."

After thousands of years of polishing, it is difficult for his state of mind to be disturbed.

At this moment, he was full of expectations for Yuan Ling's words.

Yuan Ling pushed a piece of paper in front of Jiang Yu: "My second sister is here too. You would never guess that they are all in the corpse world. That small world still has spiritual energy."

"What?"

Jiang Yu's voice suddenly rose eight pitches: "Isn't the Corpse Realm the place where the beast was sealed away back then? Aren't you afraid of being infected with corpse poison?"

"Hey, without the 獵, the corpse poison there would have dissipated long ago." Yuan Ling took a big gulp of wine and said, "This wine is as bland as water. Please send me a few more jars to rinse my mouth later."

Jiang Yu frowned, "No! Others lost their memories, but Second Aunt has never been reincarnated! She knows Xin Shuang. Why are you saying this now?"

"I'm just lazy!"

Yuan Ling also showed a helpless look: "Her mind is on wild men. Her mind is full of villains. If she hadn't asked me to purchase wolfberry, Cistanche deserticola, and Epimedium last time, I wouldn't know about this."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Yu had disappeared. His voice was still echoing in the room: "Don't steal my takeaway!"

Yuan Ling showed an obscene smile: "No, I didn't steal! I took it openly!"

the other side.

Jiang Yu moved to the location on the address and directly tore open the space barrier.

He took a quick look and was immediately excited beyond words.

What a big family!

The Nüba of this life actually reached the Nascent Soul level of the old world.