A big stick sweeps across the wilderness

The number of poisonous people is very small.

Young people's marriage is the biggest headache for their elders.

So there is no red tape for the wedding. Keep everything simple.

To put it bluntly, it means not giving them a chance to regret.

When a girl meets the man she likes, she will throw him the bamboo bows woven by her mother's hands.

If a man doesn't like a girl, he will throw the bamboo shoot on the ground or to the girl he likes.

But if you throw it back, it means you agree to the marriage.

The two got it right in one step, and they were considered husband and wife.

If a man regrets his marriage, it is equivalent to breaking up with the girl's family.

The girl will die to prove his fidelity, and his family will hunt him to the ends of the earth.

Jiang Yu was stunned when he heard these words.

Aragaki Ruoxue also said unclearly: "He is me...I...mine..."

He could no longer say the next words, so he shook Jiang Yu's arm vigorously.

Han Xinshuang's eyes widened: "Oh my god! Isn't this too exciting? Didn't you all explain it in advance?"

Wu Li smiled calmly: "The whole Liangzhou knows the custom of poisoning people. Didn't I ask about it before I came here?"

Now even the title has been changed...

Wu Li raised his hand and pointed in the air. A cloud of dark poisonous smoke suddenly exploded.

"Swish, swish, swish..."

One after another figures came at extremely fast speeds.

Some are riding spiders, some are riding scorpions, some are riding snakes, and some are jumping over on toads...

All have blue and black faces.

It was the other nine witches who came.

As soon as they appeared, they started shouting.

"Oh my, Ling is finally married! What a joy."

"Have a baby early, have a baby early! I have just developed a brand new medicated bath. It can change the baby's skin color."

"Young man, aren't you a drug addict? It doesn't matter, we won't discriminate against you."

"Hey, you're so tall. Could it be that you have the blood of an adult? If you marry Ling, you will have to be more diligent in the future."

Jiang Yu secretly pinched his thigh.

I doubt I woke up.

Just a moment ago, he wanted to massacre the entire Lingshan Mountain for Araguan Ruoxue. At this time, his arms were filled with gifts.

It was as if those guys had already prepared things and were hiding in the dark to ambush them.

too suddenly!

It didn't take more than a cup of tea, but he already had a family?

Marrying a poisonous man with a livid complexion and no height less than his chest?

Ling stood aside, his face darkened. He looked at Jiang Yu boldly.

His face darkened, which was equivalent to Aragaki Ruoxue's blush.

"Um...Miss Ling, is there any misunderstanding between us? Why does this seem like a joke?" Jiang Yu's voice was dry.

He is not afraid of the horizontal, but the soft.

It's okay if the two sides break up, but the worst they can do is get into a fight.

If you can't do it, run away.

But they stuffed all the congratulatory gifts into his arms. That would be a bit embarrassing.

In fact, if you look closely, Ling is not ugly.

If you ignore the livid complexion, gray pupils, thick cloth, faint fishy smell and body that will kill anyone you touch.

The facial features are quite delicate.

When Ling heard Jiang Yu's words, he boldly raised his head. Looking directly into Jiang Yu's eyes: "From today on, you can call me Jiang Ling."

"Oh, no..." Jiang Yu felt dizzy: "I'm really here to buy a bird."

Ling nodded seriously: "I didn't say I wouldn't sell it!"

Jiang Yu took a deep breath. Remind yourself from the bottom of your heart to stay calm: "The customs over there are different from here. Men and women must first get to know each other, understand each other, and appreciate each other. Then they will consider living together."

Ling looked suspicious: "We have met. We have known each other all the way. I appreciate you very much, and you also returned the bamboo shoots to me. There is nothing wrong with it! We have already received the blessings of relatives and friends. You don't want to go back on your word. Bar?"

Han Xinshuang couldn't continue to watch Jiang Yu's jokes, and quickly asked: "What will be the consequences if he goes back on his word?"

Ling answered simply and decisively: "I'll poison you first, and then I'll commit suicide."

There was sudden silence.

The ten witches all cast their scrutinizing eyes towards this side. Like a group of emotionless monsters.

"Uh……"

Han Xinshuang subconsciously took two steps back: "Bless you!"

The frozen atmosphere became warm again.

Soon, Han Xinshuang also received love from the ten witches.

Insect eggs, poisonous weeds, snake venom...

Lots of bottles and cans.

She was hugged, and her scalp was numb.

Tears of happiness hung from the corners of her eyes.

Araguan Ruoxue took two antidote pills under her tongue and said coldly: "How can a marriage be such a trivial matter? Aren't you afraid that Ling will be bullied after he gets married?"

The atmosphere became cold again.

It was as if there were countless poisonous insects staring at her.

"I, what I mean is... you should pay more attention to Ling." Aragaki Ruoxue herself couldn't believe that she could say such humiliating words. I wish I could strangle myself to death.

Soon, she also received a gift from the Ten Witches.

Holding a pile of poison in his arms. He froze in place, not daring to move.

A colorful caterpillar was lying on her face, holding a chrysalis on top of her head...

Ling's eyes shone brightly and he pulled Jiang Yu's arm. He said excitedly: "Ink bones, Tianchan oil, Hongshuang, white willow, sweet bark, white milkwood, Langgan... they are all good things! You see, the elders value you very much."

Green veins were pulsing on Jiang Yu's forehead.

Where is the good stuff?

Are they all highly toxic?

"Then... well, when are we going to get the colorful bird and the crazy bird?" Jiang Yu almost collapsed.

If you accidentally drop one of these bottles in your hand.

Maybe he can't die on his own.

Han Xinshuang and Aragaki Ruoxue are about to ascend to heaven where they are.

Poisonous energy does not equal evil energy.

There is nothing the purple gourd can do.

Ling looked straight at Jiang Yu: "I thought you would stay here for a while. I didn't expect you to have such ambitions. Well, since you want to take me to the end of the world, I will go with you!"

"Huh?" Jiang Yu's face condensed and he said with a serious expression: "Who said...you wait for me here. I will come back to pick you up after I finish my work."

A good man does not suffer immediate losses.

He decided to be ruthless and become a heartless man.

Unexpectedly, Wu Li actually came over with a big smile: "It is only natural that the husband sings and the wife follows. Ling has good strength and will not hold you back."

On the surface, this was a compliment to Ling, but in fact, it was a warning to Jiang Yu not to mess around with men and women after getting married.

Normally, picking up a wife for nothing is a happy thing.

But this wife is not normal!

Who knows if she was covered in bug eyes when she took off her clothes?

How do you know if your hair will stain after you wear it?

Jiang Yu didn't want to wait for a moment longer: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is. Hurry up and get the chicken...oh no, get the bird over. All the procedures that need to be done are gone, and we still have to do things."

"it is good!"

Wu Li is also a cheerful person.

Immediately ask Ling to bring the colorful bird and the crazy bird over.

Judging from his posture, he actually wanted Ling to leave quickly.

Jiang Yu didn't want to take someone else's bird for nothing. Like a magic trick, he took out a seven-foot-long piece of dark meat, as thick as the mouth of a bowl.

The surface exudes a strong smell of fire.

"It's disrespectful to come back without reciprocating. I got this fire dragon's big stick by chance. It's perfect for making wine. Don't be too shabby, grandpa."

After saying that, he held his hands in front of Wu Li.

"Oh!"

Wu Li opened his mouth in surprise: "Fire dragon! So big, so strong, such a treasure!"

Jiang Yu looked sincere: "I heard that the poisonous people are not prosperous. I hope you can add some uncles and aunts to Ling as soon as possible."

Wu Li laughed heartily. He patted Jiang Yu on the shoulder hard: "Young man knows how to live. Ling has a good sense! Treat her well. Otherwise she will really poison her."

Jiang Yu's face darkened.

He has already seen the methods of this group of people. It felt like Wu Li was poisoning him whenever he got close to him.

Soon, Ling ran over with a group of big birds.

Seven colorful birds and three crazy birds.

All of them are as tall as one person.

The appearance of the crazy bird is very similar to that of the colorful bird, except that it has an extra dark purple crown.

His eyes were fierce, and his body was filled with a faint poisonous aura.

Walk in front with your head held high. With inexplicable arrogance.

Jiang Yu's eyes narrowed slightly.

Good guy!

Isn't this the poisonous version of pheasant?

He has nothing to do with the poisonous people, how many poisonous chickens can he still show off in front of him?

As if sensing Jiang Yu's malice, the three crazy birds turned their heads in unison.

"Ha!"

Breaking free from the reins, he rushed toward Jiang Yu...