The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news

Chapter 234 Han Feng actually blew up cow dung while wearing crotchless pants

When the subordinates heard this, they glanced at their elder brother quietly and found that his face was darker than coal, so they couldn't help but stay away.

Oops, big brother is angry. He will go crazy when he is angry.

Fang Cheng gave Tang Shiba a thumbs up, "Well said, I'll crush his green face later and make him arrogant and crazy!"

Fang Cheng, who gave you the courage to speak like this, Tang Shiba?

Han Feng saw Tang Lin and the others' status changed as soon as Tang Shiba came out. He realized that Tang Shiba was their backbone, and as long as they caught her, these people would be able to capture her.

"Since you don't want to play, then catch her!"

Han Feng asked his men to close the door. The patients didn't want to stay inside and hurriedly shouted to get out.

"Brother? They are going out!"

"Let them out, they are all crazy, why stay here!"

The patients all went out and watched them through the iron bars.

Tang Xiao: ...Why do you think these patients are looking at them like animals fighting in a cage? Do patients eat melon like this?

Wang Hao and Hua Yingying, who came late, couldn't get in, so they could only stay at the door and cheer for Han Feng.

Anyway, Big Brother has a lot of people, so Tang Shiba and the others may not be able to win!

[Goutong, open the melon card, remember, still block Ouyang Xuan! 】

[Host, the guacamole has been opened and the banquet is ready! 】

[Hey, Han Feng actually grew up with his grandparents when he was a child. He wore crotchless pants and fried cow dung? 】

As soon as Tang Shiba opened the melon card, the entire three floors exploded!

what happened!

Someone speaks with brainwaves? So awesome?

Can I go and learn from a teacher?

Han Feng's face was distorted, "What the hell..."

Bastard, why can't you tell me?

People who eat melons also quack. After quacking for a long time, they can only say one word "ga".

Understood, it can only be understood, not expressed in words, so just feel free to eat.

However, didn’t the eldest brother say that he grew up in a wealthy family? Why did I wear crotchless pants and fry cow dung when I was a kid?

Si Wuyu saw Tang Shiba eating melon and pulled her aside to prevent her from participating in the battle.

"Just watch, let's do it!"

Movie Emperor Si protected Tang Shiba and allowed her to eat with peace of mind. These three levels were all small, and they were not enough for Tang Shiba to take action.

Han Feng was attacked and would not let Tang Shiba go. He led his men to surround Si Wuyu and went to catch her alone.

[Ouch, you’re coming at me, this Han Feng. Even when he was a kid, he fried cow dung, and it was all over his mouth. No wonder he has a gloomy face when he grows up. He must have eaten too much cow dung. Don’t bother me, be careful. It stinks! 】

"Ah, you big-headed monster, short winter melon, rotten silk, spicy millet, if you can, challenge me to a duel and see if I can't kill you!"

Han Feng was so angry that he cursed in dialects he had long forgotten. Tang Shiba's eyes lit up when he heard this.

"Come with me, companion, do you know how to eat pig's trotters?"

"Eat it, the old man won't let you eat it, so you'll get splits!"

Tang Shiba pushed Si Wuyu away and stood up. She wanted to have a good exchange with her colleagues.

Si Wuyu: ...I don’t have any love anymore. I feel a little panic. What’s going on?

Tang Lin and the others were also stunned for a moment. Did my sister encounter a colleague in a fight?

Can't you tell that Han Feng can also curse in dialect?

Tang Shiba was already fighting with Han Feng, and the two were talking in dialect to each other while fighting.

"Your description is wrong. I'm slim and good-looking, but you actually said I'm a big-headed monster with a short winter melon?"

"There's something wrong with your brain, it's just that it's big and weird like a winter melon!"

"You have a brain disease. Did the winter melon offend you? I asked you to study hard when you were a child, but you have to herd pigs, stupid pig, stupid brain."

"You are awesome. You must have lit up your house when you were a kid, otherwise you wouldn't have gone crazy and come here."

"You stupid head!"

"You crazy bitch!"

[Goutong, give me a Dali card, I will scold him! 】

[Ding, the Dali Card has been exchanged successfully, host, please enjoy it slowly. 】

Tang Shiba...

With the powerful card, Tang Shiba stopped gesticulating with him and just stood and let Han Feng catch him!

Si Wuyu, who had been paying attention to her, felt nervous when he saw that she was not moving, and hurried to her side. Unexpectedly, Tang Shiba threw him with a backhand, and Han Feng was thrown to the ground.

Han Feng was angry, "Are you a pervert? You are so strong and you were just teasing me!"

Tang Shiba suppressed him, stretched out his hand and patted his precious face, "I took Dali Pill, why, you can take it too if you have the ability!"

"You little pervert, you're bragging and not drafting!"

"You are the ugly one. Do you live in Chouren Slope and specialize in treating gynecologists?"

Everyone in Han Feng is numb. Why does this little pervert know that his grandma is a gynecologist and that his family lives on a hillside?

He suspected that he was dreaming at night and was overheard by this little pervert.

"Son, call me and I will let you go. Otherwise, I will smash your face!"

"Haha, you look like my dead second uncle. Sorry, I can't call him out because he was too ugly!"

"Snapped!"

Tang Shiba slapped him, and this slap stunned everyone!

Hua Yingying shouted outside the door, "Ah!!! Tang Shiba, you little bitch, how dare you hit my eldest brother. Apart from idol, he is my heaven, my earth, and my pleasure in CP. How dare you hit his handsome face, let me in, I have to fight with you today!"

Tang Lin opened the door and said, "Come in!"

Hua Yingying... She closed the door and continued to scold, "Come out if you can, and see if I don't kill you!"

Tang Lin secretly cursed that she was really sick and ignored her.

Seeing that the eldest brother is being held down, no one is fighting, just look at me quietly, and I look at you!

Han Feng really went crazy, "Tang Shiba, you little pervert, try giving me another slap!"

"Just give it a try, you are a clam baby, you will not jump until I get slapped!"

"Snapped!"

Tang Shiba slapped him again and smiled proudly, "How about you stupid pig, jump up and hit me? Ouch, I know you are stupid and heavy and can't jump up, right? Tsk, tsk, pathetic~"

Han Feng struggled for a while, his hands seemed to be trapped by iron, and he couldn't move at all.

He stared at her, and his fierce face turned red at this moment, "You are definitely reincarnated as a King Kong and pregnant with a baby! No wonder you were imprisoned. King Kong like you, let alone a man , even women don’t like it!”

Tang Shiba sneered, "You still have the nerve to accuse me, you are a coward little virgin, you spread your word about your awesomeness Glass everywhere, but in the end you haven't even slept with a woman, and you were framed by your brother, you stupid pig, stupid pig!"

Little virgin?

Are all the romantic achievements that the eldest brother told them about are just bragging?

The strong woman next to her lost her composure and said, "Brother, you are still innocent. Oh my God, I want to be your woman and give birth to many monkeys for you!"

Tang Shiba called her over, "Come here, give you this opportunity, kiss him, kiss him to death!"

Han Feng's eyes widened, "If she dares, I'll cut her into pieces. Tang Shiba, let me go!"

The strong woman is just howling fiercely, so how can she dare to have a real kiss?

Tang Shiba asked the others, "Whoever comes to kiss him? He has eaten cow dung cakes, and his mouth occasionally gets pimples. It cleans up very quickly. If you pass by, you only have one chance. Don't miss it!"

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