The Heavenly Master came down the mountain and I was surrounded by beautiful senior sisters

"Don't worry, sister, I will try my best to plan the feng shui so that you can win a man in one fell swoop!"

Zhang Xiaofei patted his chest, feeling confident about this.

Xu Mo was so happy that his eyes turned into crescent moons.

"Thank you in advance, brother. The specific date for moving the grave has not been determined yet."

"Just tell me in advance."

Zhang Xiaofei has free time and can go out at any time.

The only thing I'm worried about right now is that Hai Chao is always staring at the health center and Mai Xilan beside him.

Xu Mo was given extra care, and Zhang Xiaofei took it upon himself to give her an ecstatic high-end massage.

Xu Mo, who was soft in bones but radiant in appearance, lazily called his friends and highly recommended Crescent Women's Health Center. There are many benefits to membership!

After a long while, he left with satisfaction.

The senior sister kept her promise and specially arranged a surf bath for the junior brother.

That night,

Zhang Xiaofei lay comfortably in the bathtub, enjoying the incomparable pleasure of the water waves hitting his body, while holding his mobile phone and admiring the various pictures of beauties on the Internet.

Ding!

Someone applied to add a friend, Susu!

Note: This girl is bored and wants to chat with a handsome guy.

Hey, it might be fun for a handsome guy to take a bath and chat with strangers online.

Zhang Xiaofei chose to pass, and a netizen with a beautiful girl's avatar appeared in his friend list.

"Hi, handsome guy!" Susufa waved her little hands.

"Hello!"

Zhang Xiaofei was typing casually with a shy expression.

"Actually, I'm a woman."

After I finished posting, I felt proud that the network was virtual and An could tell whether I was male or female.

Ah!

A big surprised expression filled the entire screen, and Susu asked: "How old are you?"

"Not too old, 38 years old."

"It's my sister, I'm only 20."

Susu's cute smiling expression.

"The girl must be very hydrated, the kind who can squeeze out water."

Zhang Xiaofei teased with a wicked smile.

"Sister, what kind of job do you do?"

"The dietitian!"

"Great, I'm just a little fat. Can you give me some weight loss experience?"

Susu's jumping expression of excitement.

"Send photos first."

"OK!"

Immediately afterwards, two photos were sent. She didn't wear much and had a slim and well-proportioned figure.

The movements are quite seductive.

"Sister, are you coughing for fun? Why are you so fat?"

Zhang Xiaofei expressed contempt.

"here!"

A partial photo was sent, and Zhang Xiaofei immediately thought of a kind of fruit, two coconuts.

"Stop making trouble, everyone here wants to increase, there is no decrease."

"It's in the way!"

Talking nonsense and unscrupulously, talking about life and strangers, and talking about domestic and foreign countries.

Unconsciously, after soaking in the bath for an hour, my legs became soft.

Zhang Xiaofei then took the initiative to end the online chat. Netizen Susu was still reluctant to leave and sent several wave goodbyes.

After leaving the bathtub, Zhang Xiaofei returned to bed wrapped in his newly bought bathrobe and continued playing with his mobile phone with his legs crossed.

The phone rang with an unknown number.

Zhang Xiaofei answered the call impatiently and asked in a gruff voice: "Who is it?"

"Your master's wife."

A weak female voice came from inside.

Yo?

Hello, Master!

The old man has no self-respect or self-love, let's see how Fei Ge tries to dismantle him!

Zhang Xiaofei suppressed his laughter and pretended to be confused.

"Which master's wife? My master has more than a dozen lovers."

"If you dare to be careless, I will kill him."

The woman got angry and then gave her name.

"I am the Saint of Mengtian."

I seemed to have heard the master say which sect he was from, but I didn’t remember it.

"Mr. Mengtian, why are you calling me? Has the old guy disappeared again? You have to be more open-minded about this. He must have gone out to pick up girls."

Zhang Xiaofei continues to fan the flames, it’s fun!

"He went out to buy groceries. Let me tell you four words."

"What?"

"Playing things and losing one's mind."

"What nonsense is this!"

"The message is over, hang up."

crooked?

beep...

There was no movement on the phone, and Saint Mengtian had hung up.

Old guy, what a bummer!

Zhang Xiaofei muttered, but felt in his heart that the old guy was right. Mobile phones are wonderful, but they are a virtual world, so they should not be overly obsessed with it.

Putting down his mobile phone, he took out the "Fang Su Zhen Jing" and turned on the learning mode.

There are a lot of uncommon words, some of which are more like self-made words, so I can’t understand them.

There are pairs of little people in the book, so close to each other, holding their arms and legs, it doesn't look like wrestling, let alone boxing, and I can't figure out what they are doing.

The title of the book was wrong. It should be called "Hypnosis".

Zhang Xiaofei just turned over it once, but his eyelids were too heavy to open, and his mind went blank. As pairs of little people passed by in front of him, he quickly fell asleep.

The next day,

Feeling refreshed, Zhang Xiaofei gathered the female technicians together again and took a bathing class.

If you want to lose weight effectively, bathing frequently is indispensable.

Take a bath!

It seems simple, but there is a lot of knowledge involved!

Now that there is a bathtub, this technology must be paid attention to to get twice the result with half the effort.

As an excellent technician, you need to grasp with both hands, including bathing and massaging.

"Brother Fei, we really need a live demonstration. I recommend Jiaojiao as a model." A female technician laughed evilly and cheered.

"Yang Rong, your nickname is Yang Guifei, which is more suitable than mine. Don't run away!"

Jiaojiao blushed shyly, waved her little fists, and chased Yang Rong from behind, making everyone laugh.

Zhang Xiaofei looked around everyone and said with a smile: "It's time for a live demonstration. Who can take the initiative to sign up?"

The female technicians were eager to try, but they were all shy and timid, and no one raised their hands.

"Okay, go and open the door. The model I'm looking for is nearby." Zhang Xiaofei ordered.

Brother Fei is actually looking for someone outside?

The female technicians were relieved, but they couldn't help but regret that they had missed the opportunity.

Lin Jiao went over, opened the door of the health center, and looked everywhere, but there was nothing there?

"Brother Fei, which one is it?"

"The one with the cat walk!"

"Didn't you see it?"

Lin Jiao also rubbed her eyes.

at this time,

Zhang Xiaofei bent his left index finger, put it in his mouth, and whistled loudly.

Great!

Everyone actually heard a sense of rhythm from it.

Whoosh!

A yellow-colored guy suddenly rushed in and brought out a gust of wind.

When everyone saw it clearly, they were all stunned on the spot.

It turned out to be an orange cat, weighing nearly twenty kilograms according to visual inspection. It was bulging everywhere, and its tail looked like a golden cudgel, pointing straight into the sky.

Meow!

Daju seemed to be saying hello to Zhang Xiaofei, and then he crawled on his front paws, as if stretching, and also as if he was worshiping.

"Brother Fei, is this a model?" A technician looked surprised.

"Yup!"

Zhang Xiaofei nodded, patted Daju's fat head and gave instructions.

"Big Fatty, take two steps for my sisters, look straight ahead, and twist your butt."

As if he understood Zhang Xiaofei's words, Daju raised his head proudly and walked back and forth as a model, as if he was experiencing the highlight of a model catwalk. ?0?2