How many times does a normal person have to die in the world of cultivation?

It's not that Li Xiaoxiao is arrogant, it's that she feels that the snake spirit can't even go down the mountain to harm people in person, and still wants to use such a roundabout way, either because of incompetence or because it's too timid or inherently wary.

Next, there is some kind of shackles, which is an area that she doesn't understand.

Li Liangfu leads Li Xiaoxiao with a red silk ribbon and throws a red egg after walking three steps.

Li Xiaoxiao didn't understand why he did this and didn't ask any more questions.

Fortunately it was held late at night, otherwise it would have been quite creepy no matter how you looked at it.

When they arrived at the old house, Li Liang's Mansion asked Li Xiaoxiao to stand three meters away from the door and placed a circle of red eggs within one meter around her.

"I have brought you the person." Li Liangfu shouted at the door and ran away in a hurry.

Li Xiaoxiao: ...She’s not your daughter, so she doesn’t have to run so fast!

As soon as Li Xiaoxiao finished vomiting, she felt hundreds of soft-bodied creatures squirming towards her. She couldn't help but feel a little scared and disgusted.

She thought to herself: These things must not crawl on her body, otherwise she is afraid that she cannot help but explode.

Fortunately, the scene she imagined did not happen, and all the snakes stopped outside the red eggs.

Li Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in surprise. He didn't expect that the red egg could have such a use.

This Li Liangfu still has some abilities.

Then a hoarse voice came: "My bride, you are here."

When Li Xiaoxiao heard this, he almost felt sick and vomited.

Because he wasn't sure whether the other party knew the girl, he didn't answer and just stood there quietly.

Her slender figure and delicate body make people think she is a beauty for no reason.

After a while, the ancient door suddenly opened. Li Xiaoxiao didn't sense anyone behind the door. So who opened the door?

Could this snake spirit be able to open the door from a distance?

Li Xiaoxiao pretended to be scared and shrank his neck, then heard laughter coming from inside: "You don't have to be afraid, they won't hurt you."

Then I saw these small snakes slowly merging together and evolving into a very flat but very wide snake.

It was a variety she had never seen before.

He was thinking about how to let the other party kill him quickly.

Li Xiaoxiao was still dazed, and a forked tongue stuck out and lifted her red hijab.

A person, a snake, and four eyes faced each other. The "black ink and green snake" leaned back because Li Xiaoxiao had painted a "bridal makeup".

She applied flour to her face, and her eyebrows were dyed with black charcoal, even worse than Crayon Shin-chan's eyebrows.

Because she didn't have blusher, she specially cut two red marks out of red paper and stuck them on her face with rice. She also wanted to put on lipstick but gave up because she didn't have the tools.

As soon as the makeup was done, Li Xiaoxiao happily asked his younger sister: "What do you think of my makeup?"

The little girl smiled awkwardly but politely: "Very good."

"Can you still see my original appearance?"

The little girl hesitated and said "hmm".

The Li family does not have a mirror, so they use a water jar as a mirror every day. Li Xiaoxiao is very confident in his makeup skills and does graffiti purely by hand.

After hearing the little girl's answer, she frowned, but she could still see it, so she took a charcoal pencil and tampered with her eyes again.

I saw that she had painted her eye sockets darkly.

He asked the little girl again: "How are you doing? Does it still look the same?" The little girl's eyes widened and she couldn't say a word, she just shook her head.

Li Xiaoxiao was very satisfied with her younger sister's reaction, indicating that her makeup was very successful.

As soon as they opened the door, the brothers turned their heads and were startled by Li Xiaoxiao's scary dress.

Li Lao Er suddenly jumped on the back of Li Lao Er, burying his head and refusing to take a second look.

Boss Li had no choice but to bump Li Lao Er's buttocks with his backhand, asking him to use his strength to lie up more comfortably.

Li Laosi screamed: "Li Xiaoxiao, you are scarier than a ghost! I guess the snake spirit was scared to death when he saw you like this! High! It's really high! Ouch! Dad, why did you hit me on the head?" !”

"What nonsense are you talking about? If you can't speak, just shut up!" Li Liangfu scolded him softly.

Li Laosi pouted aggrievedly: "I haven't married a wife yet, please don't beat me stupid, but no one wants to marry a fool."

"Don't worry, even if you are not a fool, no one is willing to marry you now." Li Laosan rolled his eyes and complained in a bad temper.

Boss Li was a very naive person and said with a smile: "I think it looks pretty good!"

Everyone: ...Are you blind? Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?

Li Xiaoxiao: ...Brother Li is the only one who has vision here.

The memory ends.

Seeing that the ugly snake was so frightened by his face that he shrank back, Li Xiaoxiao couldn't help baring his big white teeth and said in a voice: "Mr.~~~I'm here~~~~~"

The voice sounded a bit like a girl in a hook bar soliciting customers.

The black ink and green snake has not yet recovered from the impact in front of it.

It remembered that Li Xiaomei was sweet and lovely, but why did she end up like this after not seeing her for just a few years?

Such an ugly girl wants to be its wife - no way!

It's going to be returned!

So he turned around and said without even looking at Li Xiaoxiao: "Go back!"

Li Xiaoxiao couldn't help but dig his ears with his little finger. He thought he heard wrongly and asked uncertainly: "What did you say?"

The black and blue snake didn't even look at her, so it twisted around and swam toward the door: "Let's go!"

Li Xiaoxiao: ...What the hell! Was she...rejected? Just a snake? ? ? ! !

Li Xiaoxiao suddenly became angry: 'Auntie, I don't even dislike your disgusting appearance, but you actually have the nerve to dislike me? ’

Well, Li Xiaoxiao has forgotten what she looks like at the moment and is even afraid of ghosts.

Li Xiaoxiao stepped out of the red circle and stepped on the tail of the snake that was about to enter the door.

The black ink and blue snake is very flat, about one centimeter thick. Li Xiaoxiao effortlessly fixed it there, unable to move.

The black and blue snake turned its head impatiently, its cold vertical pupils stared straight at Li Xiaoxiao and then turned away for an instant.

He looks so shabby that it hurts your eyes to look at him too much! It was looking for a mother for its own child. How could such an ugly woman become the mother of its child?

It doesn't want its children to develop such virtues when they hatch into adults. That's absolutely impossible.

Li Xiaoxiao felt like she had received a 1-point critical hit, and she actually saw the word 'disgust' in her cold pupils.

"Didn't you ask me to marry you? Why are you asking me to go home now?" Li Xiaoxiao asked, pinching his waist.

"You can't do it, you're too ugly!" Black Mo Bigan Snake said unceremoniously.

Li Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "You want to marry my aunt, but my aunt doesn't want to marry you yet! But since I have gone out, I can't just go back like this."

Hearing this, the black and green snake stared at Li Xiaoxiao in disbelief, 'Not only is this person ugly, he also has a brain problem - he is seeking death! ’

His eyes were a little colder, "Since you are seeking death, I will help you!"

Li Xiaoxiao's eyes suddenly lit up as he waited for these words.

She just wanted to irritate the black ink snake and let the other party give her a good time!

He also deliberately let go of his feet to give the opponent a chance.

The snake's tail came to a stop in front of Li Xiaoxiao's neck, and a cold voice came: "I'm really taking advantage of you by letting you die so happily!"

As he spoke, he changed the sweeping to wrapping, wrapped around Li Xiaoxiao's body, and twisted his body into the room.

Li Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded when he heard Heimo Bigan Snake's words. He was going to torture himself slowly!

This is not okay, I am here to have fun!

So he yelled like crazy: "You're a worthless guy. You can't even beat me to death with a whip. Are you still a man? What's the use of living in this world! You still despise me for being ugly. You Uglier than me! Your whole family is ugly! I love you when you see me, and I love you when you drive, and when you drive a car, you have a flat tire. You are like a bird. When the world sees you, you have to spit twice, and you have to wash your eyes when you go home. !”

The twisting snake body suddenly stopped, slowly turned its flat and wide snake head, stared at Li Xiaoxiao and said, "What did you say?"

"I said you're not a man!"

"I wasn't originally."

Li Xiaoxiao: Uh...miscalculated.

"Call you ugly!"

"I know very well whether I am ugly or not." Female snakes within a few hundred meters of me wanted to breed with me, but I didn't let them.

"Then what sentence made you angry?" Li Xiaoxiao asked humbly. She had just cursed too much and had forgotten it. She didn't mind saying it a few more times.

"You said I'm a bitch!"

Li Xiaoxiao:......

"I am a noble 'black ink and green snake' and you actually say that I look like a bird? This is a naked insult to me. I will never let you go today, no matter how much you beg for mercy, it will be useless."

Li Xiaoxiao: ...The reason why I feel angry is because I am cross-racial.

That's right, I don't like people saying that I am like a dog.

"Then what are you going to do with me?" This is what Li Xiaoxiao is most concerned about.

"Don't you humans like to have cramps, skin and bones the most? Let me follow suit today."

Li Xiaoxiao's face turned dark when he heard it, and he listened to it continue: "I will torture you slowly, slowly, slowly, and make your life worse than death."

Li Xiaoxiao sighed. Since there was no way to die happily, there was no need for this ugly snake to live!

She heard from Li Liangfu that the ugly snake would regrow its body after being cut off, and she originally wanted to acquire this skill.

pity.

Li Xiaoxiao shook his head and squeezed his hand out of the restraints.

The black ink green snake looked at Li Xiaoxiao in surprise, not expecting her to be so strong.

I saw her stretching out her left hand, pointing her fingers at it, and mumbling something.

"No matter what tricks you play, I will never forgive you..." Before he finished speaking, a huge ball of flames spurted out from Li Xiaoxiao's palm and hit it directly in the face.

Black Mobi felt that snakes were naturally cold and were afraid of heat and fire. The fire was so fierce that they didn't even dodge it for a moment.

Its head was quickly surrounded by fire, and it roared and rolled on the ground in pain. Li Xiaoxiao was also thrown out by it, breaking the door and window nearby.

Li Xiaoxiao couldn't help but spit out a few more mouthfuls of blood. This time it was really a mouthful of blood.

"System! How long can I last?"

Dingdong: The host has half a month of health left.

Damn it, this snake is really weak!

Boss Li was worried and kept it secret from everyone in the family. He took a hoe and followed the red eggs to find the old house.

I didn't expect that there was such a house in the back mountain. Dad usually wouldn't let them come here because he was afraid that there were important medicinal materials that they wouldn't know and would trample on them. I didn't expect that there was such a trick hidden there.

Just as he was about to get closer, he heard the sound of wood breaking. Li Xiaoxiao's figure flew out, rolled on the ground several times and vomited several mouthfuls of blood.

Boss Li was about to go up to help, but Li Liangfu, who had been hiding in the dark, appeared and stopped him.

Boss Li turned around in surprise: "Dad!"

Li Liangfu covered his mouth and shook his head.

Boss Li didn't understand why his father didn't go up to help and wouldn't let him help.

Li Xiaoxiao, who had recovered, stood up again and rushed in through the door.

The look of no hesitation deeply hurt Mr. Li's eyes. The whites of his eyes were quickly stained red with bloodshot eyes, and he struggled to run to help.

Li Liang's Mansion could only give him an injection, but Boss Li couldn't move. Only his eyes could move left and right.

He just heard Li Liangfu lying in his ear and whispering: "Open your eyes and take a good look. That is not a battle we can join. Dad doesn't want you to sacrifice in vain." After saying that, he lifted Boss Li's head and looked at it. In front of.

It's so dark inside that you can't see anything. From time to time, the light of the fire lights up and then dims, and you can hear roaring sounds, and from time to time, you can hear: "I'm xxx, I'm xxx, beep - beep - Beep——”

Li Liangfu was speechless. How could this girl learn such swear words? He blushed and was embarrassed to hear them.

Boss Li was not much better, his face was also red.

Li Xiaoxiao insulted the Black Ink Bisense Snake crazily, increasing its anger level.

At this time, the upper body of the black ink and green snake was roasted black, while the lower body was still green, which looked particularly funny.

"You are not Li Xiaomei, who are you?"

"I'm your uncle!" He punched me again and yelled, "If you can, just kill me with one tail!"

This is what Li Xiaoxiao is saying from his heart.

The black and blue snake was almost furious, and now he no longer showed any mercy, and punched Li Xiaoxiao with a heavy blow.

Li Xiaoxiao judged the force of the opponent's tail and immediately withdrew the force by eight points.

"Pfft~" He was swept across the stomach, and his body was folded into a U shape and thrown out.

Li Xiaoxiao's body was floating in the air, her mind went blank. The moment she fell to the ground, she curled up in pain and stopped moving.

Boss Li and Li Liangfu saw Li Xiaoxiao flying out and falling not far from them, and soon became motionless.

Boss Li's eyes were filled with anger and sadness, and Li Liangfu couldn't bear to close his eyes.

Or did you lose the bet?

I saw a black ink and green snake moving out of the door.

Li Xiaoxiao, who looked motionless, had no expression on his face. He turned the snake's head and spat out the snake letter and said, "Come out! I know you two are there!"

Li Liangfu tensed up and pulled out the needle to let Boss Li resume his movements: "Quickly go! Don't look back!"

"No, Dad, I'll go up and fight it!"

"Listen to dad, take your mother, brothers and sisters away!"

"father!!!"

"You don't want me with white hair to send someone with black hair, right?"

Boss Li left with tears in his eyes and left the hoe to Li Liang's house.

The black ink green snake didn't stop it, it was just a small insect.

I saw Li Liangfu walking out with a hoe and an upright posture. He took a few steps forward and stood in front of Li Xiaoxiao. Only then did he hear Li Xiaoxiao's weak breathing.

She is not dead yet!