How many times does a normal person have to die in the world of cultivation?

Li Tianjiao was upset and took back the [Rejuvenation Pill]. Finally, with the shopkeeper's contemptuous expression, he took out an inconspicuous jade pendant, and he didn't know who it belonged to.

The shopkeeper glanced at it and took it carefully, looking at it carefully.

Li Tianjiao took a look and realized that there was something interesting about this jade pendant, so he looked at his nose and mouth and waited.

The shopkeeper asked for a long time: "Are you a living person or a dead person?"

The price is higher if you die. Li Tianjiao replied without hesitation: "You die."

The shopkeeper's face was expressionless, but he couldn't hide the joy in his eyes.

"I'll give you three hundred taels..."

"Five hundred taels!" Li Tianjiao's loud voice made the shopkeeper's head buzz.

He couldn't help but rub his temples. This was a martial arts master with such great internal strength.

"Sure, five hundred is five hundred."

Li Tianjiao felt that the shopkeeper agreed too quickly and felt like he was at a disadvantage.

As a child born in the 90s, when she was a child, she followed her mother to buy clothes for the Chinese New Year, watching her mother haggle over prices and fight with the boss's wife to the extreme.

She did not learn this essence, but found it difficult to bargain.

Usually the boss said it was as much as she wanted, but she was always scolded afterwards. Later, with the rise of online shopping, she was finally able to compare products and choose the one in the middle price range.

Why not choose the cheapest?

Can good goods be obtained at a low price?

So choosing the middle price feels the safest.

However, five hundred taels was enough, so Li Tianjiao said nothing more, signed and pledged the contract to death, and carried the heavy five hundred taels.

The shopkeeper originally wanted to give her a banknote, but the banknote had to be exchanged at a bank, which was a waste of time.

Anyway, she didn't think it was too heavy, so she just carried it away. The shopkeeper was so shocked that he didn't close his jaw for a long time.

The thug on the side shook his head at the shopkeeper, indicating that the fat sheep could not be slaughtered, and the shopkeeper could only wave his hand and give up.

Li Tianjiao saw the actions of the thugs and the shopkeeper, and couldn't help feeling that force is the best protection no matter where it is.

Back at the warehouse, the proprietress of Xiu Pavilion was impatient to wait.

After receiving the money, a smile appeared on his bitter face.

"Miss Li, I trust you 100%, otherwise I wouldn't let you run out with the goods.

Next time I come back, I promise it will still be at this price. " These words were reasonable and well-founded, and Li Tianjiao could only keep nodding.

Two days passed very quickly. Except for the tools in the iron shop that were not up to expectations, all other supplies were fully prepared.

Went to Banjia Wood Shop and they were ready.

Li Tianjiao didn't waste any time. With a flick of his sleeve, he threw the two of them and their luggage into the Qiankun Cauldron.

Now that Qiankun Ding is managed by Hongbao and Cheyin, she is very relieved.

Che Yin's storage bag was lost, so Li Tianjiao gave Che Yin a vacant high-level storage bag, which contained Bigu Pill, Qi Condensation Pill, as well as some low-level magic weapons and low-level spells.

A thousand spiritual stones were also placed.

Cheyin is now her best employee, and it doesn't matter if the benefits are high.

Li Tianjiao just wants to be a hands-off shopkeeper now. When Cheyin succeeds in pioneering land and creates a world of her own, she will be the god of that world.

Respected by others, incense continues.

Originally she didn't believe this, but after experiencing so many magical things, she couldn't believe it.

After spending three days to successfully become the hands-off shopkeeper, Li Tianjiao heard a 'ding-dong' sound in his head:

"Congratulations to the host for completing the resettlement task. Now please return the spirit stones lent by the system immediately to get the reward."

Li Tianjiao: ...She knows that this system is a trap and never finishes her words every time.

"Okay, okay, I owe you two hundred thousand, right? I'll give it to you right now."

So I counted the spiritual stones in the empty ring.

Han Zhenren had 84,102 in her pocket, plus 33,051 in other storage bags. Originally, she picked up more than 10,000 in the tunnel. After consumption, she deducted 10,000 for Cheyin. Thousand, there are eight thousand nine hundred and three left.

The total is: one hundred and twenty-six thousand and fifty-six.

Charm system: "You pay back 120,000 first, and there will be 80,000 left."

Li Tianjiao watched with tears as the 120,000 spirit stones disappeared, leaving only 6,056.

"You can take me home now!" The voice was full of expectation.

Friendly reminder from the system: Since this is a soul penetration, the host is asked to find a safe place to protect the physical body.

Li Tianjiao had already found a place to live deep in the mountains, and it didn't take much time to hide the cave entrance to the extreme.

Then he took out the small bed that Lu Zhengxin took out and lay down on it beautifully.

Charm system:…

Can't you just sit down? Where is the character of the cultivator?

Li Tianjiao: It’s more comfortable to lie down.

Li Tianjiao was excited and nervous, but he closed his eyes with peace of mind.

The pain that was evacuated from his soul did not come. Li Tianjiao opened his eyes and saw a woman in ancient costume holding her tenderly, holding her on her back and singing a song.

Li Tianjiao:? ?

Shouldn't she go home? What the hell is this place?

"Get out of here, Charm System!!" Li Tianjiao roared in his heart, but didn't make any big moves for fear of scaring this gentle mother.

Charming System said in a panic: "Come on, come on, what's going on?"

"What do you dare to ask me about? Look at which dynasty, generation and family this is? I want to go back to my own home!!!" Li Tianjiao said every word, and you can imagine how angry he was.

The charm system checked and said: "According to the code instructions, this is indeed the host's native family."

"I am a modern person in the 21st century. No matter how much I think about it, it is impossible for my mother to wear ancient costumes! And speak the language here. Wait..." Li Tianjiao suddenly stared at the woman in front of him for a long time. Why did she look so familiar?

Isn't this the elderly version of Li Cuihua?

Suddenly she understood everything.

She wanted to cry, but there were no tears.

It made her look forward to it for so long.

Finally, he suppressed all the unwillingness and said: "You are wearing the wrong one. I want to go back to Li Xiaoxiao's home in the 21st century, not Li Cuihua's home in the world of cultivation."

"Ah? That's it! Then I'll try again."

Expectations arose in Li Tianjiao's heart again.

After a while, the Charming System said: "The code program is still being compiled and will be started again in a month. Please wait patiently."

"Does this waiting time count as three months?"

"Forget it~"

"Why? It's obviously you who made the mistake, but you have to bear my responsibility."

"Strictly speaking, your mind is Li Xiaoxiao, but your body is Li Cuihua."

"Isn't it true that thinking determines who is in the body? I should be the subject!"

"Oh~ Haha... Host, we will contact you in a month." The contact with Li Tianjiao was automatically cut off.

Li Tianjiao could only choose to accept it and let out a long sigh.

"Son, are you okay?"

"I'm fine." The voice was milky.

Raise your hand, and the palm of your hand is also a smaller version.

Mother Li patted Li Tianjiao's butt and said, "Now that you're up, let's go out and play!"

Li Tianjiao was placed on the ground, and Li's mother stood up straight, only to realize that he only reached her knees.

How small is this? Couldn’t I have worn it like Li Cuihua when she was a child? But Mother Li looks a little too old.

Suddenly feeling the urge to pee, Li Tianjiao pulled on Li's mother's trouser leg and said, "Pee."

It means taking her to the toilet.

Li Tianjiao was carried outside the door as he wished, and then Li's mother started to pull off her pants.

Li Tianjiao pulled on his trousers with a look of horror on his face. This is the main entrance where people come and go! ! !

Mother Li kept tugging for a long time, and her temper got worse: "Hurry up and let go, or you'll wet your pants."

One forcefully pulled his pants down, and then Li Tianjiao lowered his head and saw the "unidentified object" from his lower body shooting out in an arc, watering the small vegetable garden in front of him.

Uh……

Was Li Cuihua a boy when she was a child? ?

Li Tianjiao was shocked for a hundred years.

After a few days, Li Tianjiao realized that he had misunderstood.

This body is called Li Cuibao, Li Cuihua's younger brother.

Father Li and Mother Li have a son who is more than 20 years younger than Li Cuihua and has just turned three this year.

Li Cuihua went to cultivate immortality as a mere commander without any monetary reward. She hadn't come back for so many years, and her parents had long thought that she had died outside.

There is a brother named Li Cuigeng, who is almost thirty this year. Because his family is poor, he got married late. He has a daughter who is as old as Li Cuibao named Li Juaner.

Li Cuibao squatted on the ground, holding up his chubby face and looking depressed at Li Juaner who was happily dividing the earthworms into several pieces.

This little girl doesn't look like the Li family, she looks more like her mother, with small eyes, a small nose and a big mouth.

On the other hand, Li Cuibao has inherited the beauty of the Li family, and the boys and girls are more refined than Li Cuihua.

Li Juaner knew how to bully Li Cuibao at a young age, and of course it was her uncle who bullied her behind her back.

Li Cuibao was naturally timid, and every time he wanted to file a complaint, the villain Li Juaner complained first.

After all, Li Juaner is a girl and everyone will love her more, let alone her grandchildren.

After going back and forth, Li Cuibao stopped complaining. Anyway, if he cried, the adults would only say, "How unbecoming is it for a man to cry all day long?"

Or: You are Juaner’s little uncle! I want to let my niece go.

But she didn't want to think that he was only three years old, only three days older than Li Juan'er.

If you feel unhappy, you will naturally not like to talk, and if you are submissive, you will naturally not be lovable.

Li Juan'er is a kid, sweet-tongued, and even a junior in her generation.

Everyone's scales have long been tilted.

On her first day here, Li Juaner threw the earthworms she caught onto Li Cuibao's back.

The touch made Li Tianjiao scream, and he took off all his clothes before pouring out the earthworms.

Her family thought something had happened to her, but this was the result?

Are people in the village afraid of insects?

What a joke! He also got scolded.

Li Tianjiao rolled around coquettishly and wanted to take a bath. Mother Li spanked her a few more times before she had to give her a bath and change her into clean clothes.

"I'm busy enough day in and day out, why can't you just stop?"

Li Tianjiao said with a cold face: "Why don't you scold Li Juan'er? I am the victim."

"She is your niece, your little uncle..."

Li Tianjiao immediately raised his hand to stop Mother Li's next words.

After changing clothes and Li's mother went out, Li Tianjiao immediately rushed to Li Juan'er's room and pulled her hair in front of her mother.

"Ah ah... Li Cuibao, let me go!!" Li Juan'er also had a stubborn temper. She didn't even cry. She even dared to warn Li Tianjiao: "If you don't let go, you will be dead!"

"You brat, let me go!"

Li Tianjiao stared at the woman who was pinching her secretly.

This body didn't have much strength, so Li Tianjiao kicked Li Juan'er several times, and Li Juan'er also kicked her several times.

Normally, Li Cuibao would cry when he was kicked, and his strength would be exhausted when he cried, so he couldn't beat Li Juan'er.

Li Tianjiao is not used to it. Everyone is three years old now, why should I give in to you?

She won't accept this loss.

In this way, Li Cuibao won the final victory, although his face was scratched twice by the "Nine Yin White Bone Claws".

As soon as Father Li heard about the fight between the two little guys, he looked for canes everywhere.

Li Juaner, who was holding a chicken coop on her head, gave Li Tianjiao an arrogant look. Her eyes seemed to say: My grandpa will vent his anger on me.

As soon as Li Tianjiao saw this momentum, he didn't want to suffer any loss. He kicked off his short legs and ran away. Before he could get out of the door, he tripped over the small threshold and broke half of his front teeth that had only grown out two years ago.

Because Mother Li felt extremely distressed, she held her in her arms to protect her, and even glared at her daughter-in-law fiercely, blaming her for not taking care of her daughter.

Mrs. Jiang shrank her neck, looking a little afraid of Mother Li.

When he returned to his room in the evening, Li Tianjiao felt that the matter was not over, and continued to apply eye drops to Li Juan'er: "Mom, Li Juan'er threatened me."

"Why did she threaten you?"

"She said - I'm dead."

"She really said that?!"

"That's not all! She usually only calls me uncle in front of you. At other times, she calls me Li Cuibao and Li Cuibao, and my sister-in-law also hears it."

"That's unreasonable! I knew she was not what she seemed."

"Mom, look!" He said, opening his clothes and showing Mother Li the black spot where she had been pinched. She said with a small mouth, "It was my sister-in-law who pinched me."

"It's really outrageous!"

So that night, Li Tianjiao slept comfortably while listening to the commotion outside.

The next day, Li Juan'er, a little girl with a typical forgetfulness, came to trouble her again, and she rudely pushed her away.

Li Juaner was now more kind to her and not as condescending as before.

Wherever she went these past few days, Li Juaner would call her "little uncle, little uncle" affectionately and follow her behind without being able to get rid of her.

Li Tianjiao finally understood that this girl would definitely not be the one to suffer when she grew up, and she also had M attributes.

Bully the soft and fear the hard.

Li Tianjiao didn't know how many times he sighed that finally attracted Li Juaner's attention.

"Little uncle, why are you sighing so much today?"

"Mom said she would send me to school."

"Isn't this a good thing? Come back and teach me when you learn how to do it, okay?"

Li Tianjiao frowned, this charm system was too unreliable, and replied: "Okay!"

next day

On her first day of school in ancient times, Li Tianjiao was still a little cautious, even though she knew everything her master taught her.

A few days later, Li Tianjiao was already an old man and slept in class openly.

The master wanted to embarrass her, but she was able to answer it. Although the writing was still a bit immature, the form was complete.

This is a good seedling!

The master loved talents and actually gave her two books.

You know, books are very expensive nowadays.

Li Tianjiao is asked every day when he returns home now: What did he learn? How did you learn?

Then they started handing in their homework. Although Father Li and Mother Li couldn't understand it, it didn't hinder their joy. Everyone praised his son as a Wenqu star who came down to earth and would win the top prize in the future.

Unexpectedly, this ordinary show off turned out to be troublesome. Li Tianjiao was kidnapped by a tall man who covered his mouth and nose on his way home from school.