There are countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but only my junior sister Sha Diao
Chapter 652 Do You Think Farting Can Solve the Problem?
The ghost cultivator froze in place immediately.
The words "It's over, it's over, it's over" kept echoing in his mind, and he felt like he was going to die soon.
But the young man who intercepted him was no match for him and there was no way he could escape from him.
At this moment he was extremely upset.
If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have played any tricks. I would have just led the way and waited to be released in the end.
The ghost cultivator who had successfully made a great death became more and more nervous as he thought about it, and then -
He couldn't help but fart.
"!!!"
The moment Shen Weixun heard the voice, his black pupils shrank suddenly and he kicked the other person away.
At the same time, he quickly covered his sleeves and pulled away to create some distance.
so far so good.
“Oh my god—!”
The ghost cultivator whose ribs were broken let out a howl, and when he found that the sword hanging on his neck had been moved away, his face lit up with joy, and he crawled away.
This fart was great, it saved his life.
But obviously, he was happy too early.
Bai Song and his companions standing on the other side had not yet realized what was happening. They were still nervously watching the battle on the other side, and only noticed something crawling quickly past them in their peripheral vision.
Without thinking, Chu Xianyin used three talismans in a row to block the opponent's escape route.
Bai Song and Cheng Jing rushed forward and pinned each other to the ground like a human pyramid.
They couldn't defeat the Yuanying stage, so they had to choose to use physics to defeat magic.
"Don't--"
Shen Weixun's pupils trembled, his voice became a few degrees higher, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
But he didn't need to say anything more.
next second.
The two people who were on top of each other were caught off guard and slapped in the face, and they became cuckolded on the spot.
"vomit--"
Their noses are dirty.
The two men vomited and angrily kicked the ghost cultivator on the ground.
Damn it, how dare they use this kind of biological weapon to murder them? !
Chu Xianyin silently blocked her sense of smell temporarily, and shouted from a distance: "Why don't you just bear with it for now? He can still be useful if you keep him."
Bai Song, Cheng Jing: "Ugh..."
Damn, I lost a lot this time.
If they rescue Gu Lanyi this time and he calls them inhuman again!!
*
The two ghost cultivators on the other side finally came to their senses after being attacked by the mixed doubles team of Gu Xia and Xie Baiyi.
Damn, I hit a brick wall this time!!
The ending is of course obvious.
But after a moment, Gu Xia came over carrying a ghost cultivator and happened to see the strange expressions of the three people not far away.
She was a little confused, and just as she raised her foot, Shen Weixun teleported behind her.
"Junior sister, don't go over there yet."
The young man's slender fingers gently covered the tip of her nose. The soft fingertips brought a dry touch, and her whole body was enveloped by the clean and refreshing breath of the young man.
"Hmm?" Gu Xia tilted his head and said in a muffled voice: "What's wrong?"
Shen Weixun didn't know how to explain to his junior sister for a moment.
But fortunately, the problem was quickly resolved.
The suffering duo who noticed her return held their breath and shouted: "Gu Xia, he actually farted and poisoned our innocent noses!!"
Gu Xia: "..."
Okay, she gets it.
The girl calmly withdrew the foot that was about to step over there and cast a grateful look at the senior brother.
Thank you, big brother, for saving her life!!
Didn’t you see that even Xie Baiyi’s expressionless face cracked when he just heard these words?
How terrifying!
……
After a while.
When the smell in the air finally dissipated, Shen Weixun felt relieved to let go of his junior sister.
Bai Song and Cheng Jing's eyes were glazed over.
They squatted aside and vomited violently, like two wilted little mushrooms.
Just... quite pitiful?
Seeing this, Gu Xia hypocritically sympathized with them for a second.
She and Xie Baiyi threw the tied-up ghost cultivators to the ground, intending to deal with the culprit first.
"Get up." Gu Xia squatted aside and said in a gloomy tone: "Do you think farting can solve the problem?"
The ghost cultivator who buried his head on the ground blushed.
He really didn't mean it!!
So embarrassing.
The ghost cultivator in front of him pretended to be dead and didn't say anything. Gu Xia smiled slightly and snapped his fingers: "Yakult."
The ghost cultivator felt a chill on his head and screamed in fear: "No, no, no, I was wrong!"
He is not a Buddhist disciple, so he doesn't want to be a bald donkey.
Due to the special nature of their own cultivation, ghost cultivators have always kept their distance from bald Buddhist disciples.
It's a pity it's too late.
The little black dragon coiled on top of his head howled. It had long disliked this ghost cultivator. If Gu Xia hadn't kept him for some use, it would have long ago breathed fire on him.
How dare you fart and make it faint?
Unforgivable! !
As a result, the ghost cultivator succeeded in stealing the chicken but ended up losing the rice, and was rewarded with a portion of the bald man's meal.
The other two ghost cultivators, who were tied up and thrown on the ground and cursing, felt a chill on their backs when they saw this scene.
Suddenly, everything became as quiet as a chicken.
There was a chill on his head. The ghost cultivator reached out and touched it, then stayed there for a few seconds.
He cried out "Wow".
Someone at the scene said: "Puff."
Sorry, they didn't want to laugh but they couldn't help it.
Yakult continued to stare at him hungrily, as if he was going to fight him again if they had a disagreement. The ghost cultivator had no choice but to shut his mouth in frustration.
After solving this problem, Gu Xia clapped his hands, his eyes fell on the other two, and he grinned.
As a result, when the two men saw her smile, they hugged each other and trembled in fear.
Ahhh, this righteous person, she is more ruthless than those ghost cultivators.
"I want to ask you something. If you are satisfied with what you say, I will let you go. If not..." Gu Xia pointed at the ghost cultivator who was still mourning his lost hair and smiled: "You can just keep him company."
The two men were shocked and quickly said that they would tell them everything they knew.
Gu Xia thought for a moment before asking, "Has anything major happened in the ghost realm recently?"
The two looked at each other and hesitated for a few seconds: "The Ghost Master has summoned a group of Nascent Soul stage ghost cultivators to go to the Undead City. I wonder if this is a big deal?"
Gu Xia and the others looked at each other calmly, their smiles brightened, and they continued to ask questions: "Oh? Do you know why so many people were gathered?"
One of the ghost cultivators said mysteriously: "It seems to be protecting someone."
"How do you know?" another ghost cultivator was shocked.
They were clearly working together to do things every day, so why was he suddenly falling behind?
The man stopped talking immediately.
There are only eternal interests between ghost cultivators, but no eternal friends.
Today he may join you in killing other monks, and tomorrow he may stab you in the back for profit.
Gu Xia ignored the atmosphere between the two and moved closer to the eldest senior brother to start analyzing.
"If my guess is correct, the person to be protected should be Qu Yimian."
Xie Baiyi frowned: "Why do you think so?"
Tsk.
*
I am so unlucky. I got my hands burned in the hot summer. QAQ
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