There are countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but only my junior sister Sha Diao
Chapter 560: I'm not afraid of too many stupid people, I'm afraid of a bunch of stupid peo
As soon as Xu Xingmu left, Elder Zhong Yi walked in laughing.
"Hahaha, Sect Master, you would never have thought that Lao Hu would be attacked by a rooftop. Come on, laugh at him with me."
Fang Jinxing: "..."
For the first time, he truly experienced what it meant that good news doesn't travel far, but bad news travels far and wide.
It has only been a short while and yet this matter has become known to everyone?
I always feel that after Elder Hu hears this, he will probably beat up that little bastard Xu Xingmu.
Seeing Fang Jinxing's flat reaction, Elder Zhong Yi was puzzled: "You don't know everything, do you?"
Fang Jinxing: "What else?"
Are you so well-informed?
Elder Zhong Yi found a chair and sat down casually, then continued: "Then you don't know that those little bastards are planning to use their abnormal cooking skills to seduce the disciples of other sects, right?"
"What did you say?!" Fang Jinxing's voice suddenly rose several decibels.
He really didn't know this.
……
When Xu Xingmu rushed back again, he was surprised to find that they had actually made something edible.
"What's going on? Did you guys go to special training together during the time I was beaten up by Elder Hu?"
It felt as though he was isolated.
"No no no."
Gu Xia held up her chin and looked at him: "This is all thanks to Senior Brother."
Why didn’t I realize before that her senior brother had this talent?
It’s embarrassing to say that among the five brothers and sisters, only Shen Weixun’s products are not poisonous enough to kill people.
Gu Xia clapped his hands and quickly adjusted his mood. He planned to comfort his second senior brother who had just been criticized: "How is it, second senior brother? Master didn't punish you, right?"
Before Xu Xingmu could complain, Ye Sui'an walked by and leaned over with a smile: "Don't worry, little sister. Don't you understand Master's temper?"
"Besides, Master is used to this kind of thing. He will only scold him for half an hour at most and then let him go."
In fact, Fang Jinxing should have hoped that they would get away from each other, so that whenever they get together, they would either cause trouble or destroy the house.
As the saying goes, we are not afraid of too many sand sculptures, but we are afraid of too many sand sculptures gathering together.
Since raising the five of them, Fang Jinxing felt that several of his hairs had turned white.
Worrying about it.
After a chaotic afternoon of work, when it was finally finished, night had already fallen, the endless moonlight was shining, and the yard was brightly lit.
Several brothers and sisters split up and planned to capture those disciples who tried to play dead.
Gu Xia found a room and squatted in front of the bed. When he took a closer look, he laughed.
Hey, it’s still an old acquaintance.
Gu Lanyi, who sensed her breath, tried to pretend that he was resting and did not move.
"Hey, hey, hey, Gu Lanyi, it's twelve o'clock! Don't sleep anymore!"
"Get up and have fun!"
Gu Lanyi didn't move, and looked so peaceful as if he had died on the spot.
He really couldn't understand why this person was always so energetic and always enjoyed persecuting them.
To sum it up, there are only four words to describe it: this person is sick.
Gu Xia persisted: "Get up, get up! Let's build it together!!"
"..."
"It's dawn! Get up quickly..."
Seeing that Gu Lanyi was determined to pretend to be dead to the end, Gu Xia rolled his eyes and was about to take some special measures.
Ye Sui'an, who had finally gotten in through the window, pushed her aside and said, "Make way, make way. Junior sister, watch me."
The young man narrowed his amber eyes slightly, confirmed his target with the help of the moonlight outside the window, then suddenly spread his wings and jumped onto Gu Lanyi, giving him a heavy blow.
"Fuck——"
Gu Lanyi's eyes went dark and he was almost killed by this.
Ah this.
I have to say, this trick of Third Brother is quite useful.
So the two of them followed the same method and made their way to the courtyards of other sects.
Soon, the howling of the disciples echoed throughout the night.
Fang Jinxing, who was sleeping in the main hall, suddenly sat up in shock from his dying illness. He looked at the sky outside in confusion and thought that he might not have woken up yet.
Then he raised his hand and slapped her, then fell asleep.
……
All the disciples, one by one, "voluntarily" sat together, their faces gloomy.
It looks like he has more resentment than a ghost.
When Jiang Chaoxu came back, he happened to see Gu Lanyi covering her abdomen and glaring coldly at his little junior sister.
He raised his eyebrows: "Why are you secretly looking at my junior sister?"
When the other disciples heard this, their eyes instantly lit up with expressions of spectators.
What? Gu Lanyi peeked at Gu Xia?
Bai Song imagined the scene and was instantly shocked: "Big Brother, people can't do that, or at least they shouldn't, right?"
What does his senior brother want from that wicked guy Gu Xia?
Chu Xianyin's cold expression also showed a rare hint of curiosity: "Is it true?"
"Wow~" Yi Ling held his face in his hands: "Is this love?"
Love the hammer!
Gu Lanyi, who was trying to kill Gu Xia with his eyes, was caught off guard and stunned by the words of his unfortunate fellow disciple.
He opened his eyes slightly wide, stared at them expressionlessly for a long while, and said coldly: "If you are blind, go and see. I believe that Yanxia Sect will welcome you very much."
"Hey hey hey." Xue Fu, who was talking to her junior brother, immediately retorted loudly: "We don't treat all problems! We alchemists also have principles!!"
“…Who cares about you?”
After arguing with each other for a few minutes, Xu Xingmu and Ye Sui'an rushed back excitedly holding something.
Xie Baiyi looked over suspiciously: "What are you holding in your arms?"
As soon as they heard someone asking this, they started to show off.
"Qiu Shui Ling Zui."
Xu Xingmu raised his chin: "This is my master's collection. It took a lot of effort to find it."
"???" Xie Baiyi instantly caught the key words: "Looking for?"
Xu Xingmu: "Take it!"
Li Tingyun sat aside and raised his eyes faintly: "Steal?"
Xu Xingmu was anxious: "Just take it!!"
The other disciples did not want to argue with him. Seeing that he had made the man angry, they just looked away and pretended nothing had happened.
Yu Heng tapped the wine jar with his fingers and exclaimed: "You Taiyi Sect actually still have wine?"
"Don't you have it?" Gu Xia just took it from Ye Sui'an and said casually.
"of course not!"
Yu Heng: "The 501st rule of our Lingjian Sect is 'No drinking allowed'."
How miserable.
Gu Xia tilted his head and asked Shen Weixun: "Big Brother, what are the rules of our sect? I have never heard of them."
Is Ling Jianzong so perverted?
There are so many rules in this sect. No wonder they have such a bunch of naive people.
Their sect is specifically designed to export this huge group of naive people to the world of cultivation, right?
"..."
Shen Weixun was silenced by her sudden question. He thought carefully for a moment, and finally found that he still couldn't remember anything, so he just gave up.
"No, Master said that the rules of our sect were established in vain, and I don't know what happened later."
Gu Xia: "..."
Other biographies: "..."
Yeah, that's very much in their style.
No wonder they could raise such a group of unruly, freedom-loving descendants.
The case has been solved, the root cause is here!
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