There are countless geniuses in the world of cultivation, but only my junior sister Sha Diao
Chapter 309 Dumplings are raining from the sky
"Holy shit, shit, I'm scared to death, what is that?"
"Ah ah ah what kind of monster is that? Can anyone help? Gu Xia and Xie Baiyi are about to fall into the belly of the monster!!"
"What a critical attack when opening the screen. I was still wondering why this thing is so popular. My feelings just fell into the mouth of a monster!"
"Nah, that thing turns out to be the arm of a monster. What an ugly thing with eight arms?"
Fang Jinxing and Sect Master Qin almost crushed the handrail and watched with bated breath as the two people inside climbed out.
Fortunately, Gu Xia and Xie Baiyi were still calm. They were really unlucky and were passed over to serve as food.
Tsk.
Gu Xia didn't know for a moment whether it was the danger brought by the male protagonist's aura, or whether it was her bad luck that caused the other party.
But all in all, escaping first was the most important thing. She didn't want to be digested by the monster.
Speaking of which, thanks to the magic weapons given by several senior brothers, I didn't know who gave him a stick that could change its size before, but it came in handy now.
The moment Gu Xia realized his situation, he threw the magic weapon out and placed it directly in the monster's open mouth, preventing it from closing its mouth smoothly.
This gave the two a chance to escape.
Naturally, the monster underneath was not willing to let the duck hit its mouth, so it ran away and kept trying hard to break the stick.
After hearing the dull sound of the magic weapon, Gu Xia decisively took out the corpse of a monster beast from another mustard bag, pointed it at the dark hole underneath and threw it down.
"Roar--"
The monster couldn't close its mouth and had to swallow it alive. However, with the comfort of the monster's corpse, the two of them could delay it for a while.
So Gu Xia climbed up and threw the corpse of the monster down while not forgetting to pull Xie Baiyi, who was serving as her "stepping stone" underneath.
"..."
Xie Baiyi was shocked when he saw her actions, and his lips moved silently: "Gu Xia, where did you get so many monster corpses?"
"Ah, you are talking about this." Gu Xia said casually: "We picked it up on the road before you came here. Fortunately, we didn't pick it up in vain."
"Sure enough, I found treasure after picking up rags."
Xie Baiyi: "..."
It's really yours.
The people outside were also choked, and for a moment they didn't know whether to continue to worry about them or to laugh in respect first.
"This Gu Xia, she knows how to ruin the atmosphere."
"Xie Baiyi's words of thanks came to his lips, and he was so stunned that he couldn't believe it. Didn't I say, who is a good person who likes to pick up the corpses of monsters and beasts every day without doing anything?"
"You're just saying that the pie didn't come in handy? At least that crazy thing down there was delayed for a while."
"That's enough, I mean that's enough. Gu Xia can always let me break my defense when I want to be sensational."
The two people being discussed inside had no idea that they had become the center of the conversation. They managed to crawl out just a second before Gu Xia lost the corpse of the monster in his mustard bag.
"Depend on!"
Gu Xia wiped the sweat from his forehead and couldn't help but cursed: "What the hell is this, Tarzan with eight hands?"
Xie Baiyi recalled his spirit sword and glanced at her lightly: "I haven't seen it before. Anyway, it can't be a good thing."
Gu Xia: "...nonsense literature is for you to understand."
I don't know if he understood that the two monks were talking bad about him, but the "Tarzan of the Apes" in Gu Xia's mouth was extremely angry, and several thick arms wanted to catch them with their teeth and claws.
Gu Xia landed lightly in the open space, moved her arms, and turned her head to look at Xie Baiyi: "Hey, are you sure we want to stand on someone's chin and talk?"
They were teleported and fell directly from the air. I don't know how the stupid thing behind them did it. After they fell, their bodies seemed as heavy as lead, and they were completely unable to control their balance with their swords.
What's even more outrageous is that the guy below opened his mouth in advance, just like a dog smelling meat and bones, and was ready to swallow them immediately.
Unexpectedly, it encountered two "hard enemies" this time. One kept stabbing its fragile upper jaw with a sword, while the other was even more disgusting and kept throwing some smelly monster corpses at it.
As a result, its stomach is now bulging, making it feel like vomiting.
Xie Baiyi turned on his toes, seeming to have listened to Gu Xia's suggestion, and suggested: "Let's retreat to a safe area first."
Gu Xia readily agreed.
It was rare for the two to agree. Just as they were about to shake off the octopus-like monster, they heard a series of familiar sounds above their heads.
Gu Xia's eyelids twitched: "Wait a moment -"
Xie Baiyi also noticed the approaching movement. The two of them looked up at the sky and saw a large pot of "dumplings". No, a lot of unknown objects were falling down like a meteor shower.
"Fuck——"
Gu Xia quickly jumped aside, put a hand on his forehead, and said in surprise: "Eh? Xie Baiyi, don't you think it looks familiar to you?"
It seemed, as if, exactly the same as her second senior brother's appearance.
"..." Xie Baiyi's eyes were fine, but the corner of his mouth twitched: "If I read it correctly, I seem to have seen my junior brother."
"I seem to have seen my second senior brother!"
The two people's voices rang out one after another, and they were stunned for a moment.
There was silence in the air, and Gu Xia only felt a crow flying above his head.
"Aha?"
Before the two of them could react, a bunch of "dumplings" in the sky fell into the monster's mouth.
"!!!"
The thing underneath was so excited when he saw that someone was going to be killed. The eight arms didn't even bother to trouble Gu Xia and the two of them. They raised their heads and opened their mouths as wide as they could, happily welcoming this pie-in-the-sky good thing.
"Ah ah ah ah ah--"
A young man's voice almost broke and said, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, no matter who kicks me, I don't want to feed the monster."
Xu Xingmu has always believed that people are destined to die, but they must not die so socially.
He will never allow his fame to be buried in the belly of a monster! !
I don’t know what kind of ghost place this is. I can’t use my spiritual power and the sword cultivator can’t control the sword, so I can only fall down with other direct disciples.
After seeing clearly who had fallen, Gu Xia and Xie Baiyi looked expressionless.
Hemp egg!
After finally crawling out of that smelly place, I had to go back and lie down to save others.
"..."
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